The Prof was in a strangely uncharacteristic playful mood today
When I bent down in the bread aisle of Waitrose
He grabbed the band of my underpants
And in front of a dozen astonished shoppers
Gave me a huge and exceedingly painful wedgie !
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Followed by a kiss to make it better........
ReplyDeleteWhat is a wedgie? Just googled it.. Hope they were clean.
ReplyDeleteThey aren't now!
DeleteShould have hit him with your French stick!
ReplyDeleteIs this what passes for foreplay now in Wales?
ReplyDeletepix or it didn't happen!
ReplyDeletePAY BACK time!!
ReplyDeleteNOooooo!
ReplyDeleteThe CCTV watchers must have laughed their faces off!
ReplyDeletelet albert fart on his 'breakfast in bed' before you take it up
ReplyDeleteI'm rubbing his arse all over it!
DeleteThanks for the laugh while I got a mental picture! My sister and I used to wedgie each other all the time. Good times!! The Prof seems so...reserved...I bet you were surprised!
ReplyDeleteHe's never done it before either...ever
DeleteMust be true love! Such a romantic, playful jester!
DeleteI am shocked. SHOCKED, I TELL YOU!
ReplyDeleteWhat do you think I was?
DeleteWhat had you done to deserve that?
ReplyDeleteNothing!
DeleteWedgies are illegal in Waitrose. Fine and dandy in Aldi and Lidl, even in Tesco but in Waitrose only snobbish humphs and snooty sneers are allowed. When I was at university, professors did not conduct themselves in such a disgraceful manner. Was he drunk?
ReplyDeleteNo, just strangely giddy
DeleteCan see it in my minds eye....any other shoppers close by?
ReplyDeleteToo many to hear my screams
DeleteA little distressing sometimes when our significant other after 20 some odd years can still surprise us... and not in a good way huh?! Although i don't think hubby has ever embarrassed me in public that way nor have his surprises been painful.... Its more like, him being very conservative and suddenly his new favorite shirt is black with flames all along the bottom...huh?? lol This may be the beginning of a new era in your relationship.. Hugs! deb
ReplyDeleteI embarrassed him back by shouting
Delete" STOP PULLING MY UNDERPANTS !" at the top of my voice
Prof is picking up bad habits in his travels!
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ReplyDeleteBreaking news.
ReplyDeleteSlow news day
DeleteBreaking bad. Breaking wind.
DeleteBreaking underpants elastic !
DeleteYour Burlesque stage name: Lucy Lastic.
DeleteThe Fantastic Lucy Lastic?
DeletePantastic?
DeleteThe devil. How dare he?
ReplyDeleteI he has been tempted to do that since some 13 year old did it to him, when he was 13, and he finally just went with the feeling. I bet you are cute when you bend down like that.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to bring our inner children out to play now and then. But couldn't he have done something else, like maybe put stuff in the cart when you weren't looking?! hee hee
ReplyDeleteHAHAHA! Wedgies never get old :)
ReplyDeleteSorry it was painful, BUT, also, happy that the ole Prof has a bit of spark! It's still fun to GIVE Wedgies !!
ReplyDeleteI also didn't know this term until I googled it - BUT I had been aware that McCain's do Potato Wedgies, and very toothsome they are too.
ReplyDeleteWell if you will wear sagging pants what do you expect?
ReplyDeleteWell if you will wear sagging pants what do you expect?
ReplyDeleteI was in Waitrose yesterday morning, but my shopping was done, free latte had been downed and I was on the way home again by 10-30.
ReplyDeleteIf I'd known you were going to be 'wedgied' I'd have waited around to see that!
He's full of surprises. I loved reading this ... until I read the exchange between you and justjill!!!
ReplyDeleteI know exactly why he did it. You were showing the band of your underpants as you bent down... in Waitrose! You will not do that again. I bet his 'Roger Moore' eyebrow was raised, as mine is as I'm typing this.
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ReplyDeletePlayful . . .
ReplyDeleteMy ex snapped my bra strap in the supermarket one day and he was lucky we were no where near the knife section and yes, the 'f' word was rather loud.
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