Winnie was beside herself when I got home from work this morning.
Graham the workman had already stripped the toilet roof by 8 am and all she had been able to do was to to blow the odd bulldog kiss at him through the cat flap for presumably a hour or so.
She was exhausted at the unrequited effort of it all.
" She wants to watch what I 'm doing " Graham noted when I walked down the path and I refrained from the comment of " she wants to shag you, that's what she really wants to do"
It was far too early for such things to be discussed.
Especially as we now have an open air outside toilet ...all in pink!
I don't understand when Winnie first started this unsavoury love affair with male visitors.
It never used to be such a problem when she arrived at Bwthyn y Llan, but very slowly, over they years she has morphed into one of those slightly slutty MILFs that frequent the more offputting depths of the internet.
I blame the Prof's " slippers of sex" for it all.
So dear readers have you ever had an unhealthy crush on anyone?
I'd be interested to know!
Have I ever had a crush on someone that was healthy? That's the question.
ReplyDeleteWell?
DeleteYes, we need to know now!
DeletePoor old Winnie. Forever crushing on unattainable men!
ReplyDeleteOMG yes! Its happened a few times.... but then i found someone that loved me back and we've been married 27 years..... poor Winnie...... Hugs! deb
ReplyDeleteIn my own case it's only happened to me (and I can say this with the wisdom of hindsight) when a crush became 'unhealthy' as soon as I discovered that that person was more interested in someone else rather than myself and I refused to or didn't want to accept it. (I hope you can follow that.)
ReplyDeleteFas they say in the examinations " discuss"
DeleteFor another day, perhaps.
DeleteRaymondo! No ones reading tell all
DeleteNot here, not now, J.G. On my own blog sometime maybe - though the chances of it happening are teeny-weenie.
Deleteteeny-weenie? Hmmm?
DeleteTeeny weeny what?
DeleteChances. (Anything wrong with that?)
DeleteHave I had any unhealthy crushes? You have read my blog...right? ;D
ReplyDeleteTaryn?
DeleteMmmmm...Taryn ::drool::
DeleteI have to say none of my crushes were "unhealthy".
ReplyDeleteI did spend time with someone who had a crush on me ... when I lived in Hollywood ... I will name no names but being a movie star, he was good for trips to Acapulco with my girlfriends etc.
I had a dreadful crush on a man I worked with many years ago, and I think he felt the same about me, but....we were both happily married to our other halves and had children, so neither of us ever made a move.
ReplyDeleteHe got a new job, and we've never seen one another since, which is probably a good thing!
I would never have left my husband, and I'm sure he would have stayed with his wife, so it would only ever have been a fling, and I'm really not the 'fling' type!
Very brief encounter
DeleteI plead innocence...or take the 'fifth'...whatever works for you.
ReplyDeleteI had a telephone crush on someone I had deal with at work. Word crept around the office until they all watched and grinned whenever I had to call him. The only way I could deal with them was to play up to it, making more of it than it was. Then one day I phoned and he had left. No goodbyes or anything. Typical.
ReplyDeleteDid they know?
DeleteFar too many, John.
ReplyDeleteSpill the beans Philips
DeleteBTW I dont consider any of them to have been unhealthy
DeleteWhen I was 13 and in the eighth grade I had a crush on a boy and wrote his name all over the front of my notebook. He had a twin brother and both of them at that point in our unequal puberties were about a head shorter than I was. I walked home from school one day with them and the brother spotted my notebook and said, "Wow, puppy love, don't you think?" I was mortified. That was the end of that romance.
ReplyDeleteWe all have secrets that are better left unsaid. Besides, I don't want to remind myself of my stupidity.
ReplyDeleteI had an unhealthy crush on a workmate once, which was never reciprocated. I followed her every movement, noted every tiny change in her appearance, replayed every conversation a hundred times. My obsession eventually burnt itself out, but it took a good 12 months.
ReplyDeleteOooohhh yes, John.
ReplyDeleteOh you want details, don't you?
Erm . . . no,no,no. I simply couldn't tell; too many people read your blog. ;)
You'd be interested to know anything, such is your insatiable desire for comments.
ReplyDeleteIm tired today hence the lazy post.......
DeletePut the work on others......
Ps you commented
Yes, I am very generous to the needy. I did substitute the word 'greed' for 'desire' though, so I watered it down a bit.
DeleteHave pity no sleep since yesterday 2 pm
DeleteToday I have pity. I have been awake since 1.00am.
DeleteMy English teacher at secondary school. Asked her to dance at a school disco and never lived it down. Bet she got ribbed about it too.
ReplyDeleteOmg...thats dreadful
DeleteShe was hot (of Greek descent with big brown eyes) and way out of my league even if we'd been the same age. Always did prefer the older woman....
DeleteDave, i can almost hear you drooling
DeleteNo but I have had plenty of healthy ones. They don't stop with age you know. I am still young at heart.
ReplyDeleteYes John...YOU! and I'm watching you as I type hehehe Only joking, This blog has it's own loony follower already x
ReplyDeleteI once had an unhealthy crush on my younger brother. He was being a pain so I wrestled him to the ground and crushed him until he submitted. Afterwards we drank some orange crush.
ReplyDeleteI would have thought your crush would have been judith chalmers
DeleteYep. Nigel Farage.
ReplyDeleteNaughty
DeleteI had a crush on my brother's best friend. I once sent him an anonymous Valentine card when I was in boarding school but it would've been a giveaway, so I asked my friend to post it in from her home town. Coincidence is he eventually married a girl from that town.
ReplyDeleteGreetings Maria x
My crushes? Russell crowe, ed balls, derren brown renee zellweger
DeleteHands off Russell. I called dibs first.
DeleteI remember being struck almost to the ground when my mother-in-law said, in front of my father-in-law, that Frank Sinatra could put his shoes under her bed any time. She and my father-in-law had an easy relationship, like that.
ReplyDeleteYep x
ReplyDeleteWe've had a very good looking decorator painting our render over the last couple of days and I couldn't help think of how much Winnie would appreciate him as I handed him cup of tea after cup of tea. :-)
ReplyDeleteJust winnie?
DeleteHmm let me see... I had a crush on a work collegue who worked at a different branch... for many months, because of work requirements, we spoke on the phone. When he finally turned up at our branch, I found out he was very very good looking... but a total sleaze bag.. trouble is by this time he thought I was "easy meat". Took a bit of wriggling out of that one I can tell you!! Did I learn my lesson... did I 'eck!
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
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ReplyDeleteDoes believing that there is still a chance with George Clooney count? -Jenn
ReplyDeleteHe has very big ears now, but yes
Deletesome things are better left locked away in my soul.
ReplyDeleteCome on old gal I was banking on u
DeleteSo many unhealthy crushes!
ReplyDeleteWhen I was a teenager I had an interest in a boy who came to my house a couple of times, chatted and drank coffee. He gave me my first real kiss.
A couple of weeks later he declared me "staid"
At the time I didnt know what to think, with hindsight I just think he was a self obsessed wanker
Lol
DeleteOh John, please don't let Winnie's wanton ways rub off on you!
ReplyDeleteNo, never(and some people call me boring eh?). Am not sure what you mean by "unhealthy" in this context though.
ReplyDeleteI recall being obsessed with a framing carpenter who worked on a major project of mine for about six-months one time. The man knew how to dress and spent lots of time at the gym. Alas I was about as successful as Winnie on that one.
ReplyDeleteHad a thing about a lad who was sixteen when I was 11. Sat on my swing in the garden; saw him walking down the road; so decided to jump across the privet hedge so he would look at me. Unknown to me my dad had threaded some wire through the middle to strengthen said hedge; He looked up, yes, and laughed. I limped for days . . . bastard !!! Love Andie xxx
ReplyDeleteHad a huge crush on you when I was a teenager...not unhealthy at all and shows extremely good taste. Nee x
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