Busty Worries

Cheap movie thriller circa 1950
Busty blonde with pointed tits turns to rugged and probably gay leading man
" It's awfully quiet out there" she purrs
He frowns, showing  his beautifully square jaw to the camera
" yeah.........too quiet"

Indian arrow slams into tree next to them
Busty lass screams!

I'm in bed and have been for six , blissfully silent hours.
There has been no noise from downstairs all day!

I'm worried! 
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27 comments:

  1. anne marie in philly2:30 pm

    when does the new fridge get delivered?

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  2. Rachel Phillips2:38 pm

    There's a note for you on the mantle piece

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    1. Tom Stephenson2:40 pm

      Oh yes - he was only just saying how shit his life was...

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    2. Rachel Phillips2:47 pm

      the fridge was the final straw

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    3. Tom Stephenson5:50 pm

      All that effort into turning it into a Punch and Judy booth counted for nought. Shame.

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    4. Rachel Phillips8:30 pm

      Broadstairs came flooding back to him ..

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  3. only slightly confused2:42 pm

    I'd be worried too. There''s only a curtain between dogs and cat and the contents of the fridge.

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  4. Sharon2:42 pm

    Too quiet, oh, oh. Not good!

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  5. Jono3:02 pm

    As you should be!

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  6. Sue3:02 pm

    There are almost certainly all lying on the living room floor having finished off the contents of the fridge between them ... and yes I mean the Prof as well ;-)

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  7. Ms. Moon3:33 pm

    Lovely post full of image.
    May all be well, no arrows in doorways, no food on floor.

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  8. Notes From ABroad3:35 pm

    When it is too quiet, with cats as it is with children and puppies, it is not a good sign.
    In my case, it is generally a lot of shredded paper or litter thrown around with gay abandon..
    in the days of my Pup and his silliness, it would be a single glove with no fingers left on it ..

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  9. liv3:39 pm

    They are all IN the fridge...

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  10. lovelygrey3:49 pm

    You'll be okay if there's no busty lady with you! x

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  11. Curvywitch4:08 pm

    'I predict a riot'....

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  12. The Weaver of Grass4:23 pm

    No news is surely good news.

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  13. Sue4:59 pm

    Look out for the arrow.

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  14. Coppa's girl5:09 pm

    No noise at all? I'd be VERY worried....

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  15. jenny_o5:33 pm

    Best not to check on the downstairs situation quite yet. If you have any food, just stay in bed until it runs out. :)

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  16. Yorkshire Pudding6:08 pm

    Oh Christ! Chris has finally flipped and suffocated the lot of them... apart from his baby - Albert.

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  17. Sandycat6:09 pm

    Be scared ... be very scared.

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  18. Simone6:53 pm

    Don't pull the fridge curtain back............!!!

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  19. Elephant's Child8:17 pm

    Quiet is dangerous. And sometimes ignorance is bliss. Enjoy your quiet time.

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  20. Gabrielle Howard Gengler10:54 pm

    I can imagine all the furr babies in different capacities of proof in the kitchen with remnants of food around their mouths as you walk in... Write a bestseller.. We will all by a copy or two.

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  21. JahTeh2:38 am

    It's only a short time since you farmed them out for your holiday, I'd look for them there, they have better fridges.

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  22. Cherie7:20 am

    When kids are quiet there is definitely mischief afoot. I would stay in bed and enjoy the quiet for a bit longer. Then go and tackle whatever chaos those fur babies have created

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  23. Travel10:37 am

    Rest well, it will all be fine

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