As A Crisp!

This afternoon.....I fell asleep with my head inside our beach tent
.....but with my " builder's crack " in full sun
This evening The Prof has been applying aloe vera liberally to the affected parts
It's very painful

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50 comments:

  1. Iris8:33 pm

    One is always proud of one's tan, but this one is a little bit difficult to show off.

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  2. anne marie in philly9:18 pm

    NICE ARSE! WOO HOO! (whistles)

    sorry to hear that you are feeling poorly, john. the prof will take good care of you.

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    1. John Going Gently9:26 pm

      Not poorly just RAW!

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    2. anne marie in philly9:31 pm

      raw meat. (pats your shoulder gently)

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    3. John Going Gently9:42 pm

      The Prof didnt pat my arse that nicely!

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    4. anne marie in philly9:49 pm

      well, he's seen it how many times now...or does he like to spank you?

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    5. John Going Gently10:07 pm

      Stop it!

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  3. Debra She Who Seeks9:48 pm

    You are one INTREPID blogger, I'll give you that.

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  4. Tom Stephenson9:54 pm

    OMG... I'm not easily shocked. I'm not shocked now. Just very DISAPPOINTED in you, Jonathan.

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    1. John Going Gently9:55 pm

      Pray why?

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    2. Tom Stephenson10:35 pm

      Crack. That's all I am prepared to say.

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    3. John Going Gently10:37 pm

      You dirty heterosexual x

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    4. Tom Stephenson10:38 pm

      For anyone else who is interested, there is a similar picture of John on Google Earth, mercifully taken from outer space.

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    5. John Going Gently10:40 pm

      I told you i am an internet sensation !

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    6. Tom Stephenson10:41 pm

      Monster Mash...

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    7. John Going Gently10:43 pm

      Oh god

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    8. Rachel Phillips9:10 am

      it no doubt eased the testosterone levels

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  5. Gemmagirl10:10 pm

    Poor sod.

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  6. Linda d10:20 pm

    I'm not one to laugh at another's misfortune, but you you assed for it......

    Feel better soon :(

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  7. Curvywitch10:20 pm

    Oh John, that's not what they mean by 'Ready, steady, bake'.

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  8. krayolakris10:24 pm

    Last week was the lovely full moon above the earth. This week...a waning fuzzy moon.

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  9. Onevikinggirl11:13 pm

    And this, this is why we have significant others in our .. lives!

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  10. 1st Man3:15 am

    So you were going commando? And commando shorts? Really John? :-)

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  11. Cro Magnon3:57 am

    You crack me up!

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  12. Raybeard4:49 am

    That's all I need to see (NOT!) as I insert my breakfast M & S wholemeal finger roll into my mouth sideways!

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  13. Sandycat6:48 am

    Full moon tonight. Total eclipse of the heart to quote Bonnie Tyler

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  14. Sandycat6:49 am

    Full moon tonight. Total eclipse of the heart to quote Bonnie Tyler

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  15. Sue7:14 am

    Only standing up housework for the next couple of days then ... and lots of little mincing doggy walks ... and I hope the neighbours don't ask to see your suntan 😉

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  16. Treaders7:21 am

    On one of the rare times I ever lay out in the sun (I just can't stand it) I had lain my hand across my chest and fell asleep. I woke up red as a lobster but with a perfect white handprint across my boobs. Never again. Anna

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  17. Frances7:40 am

    Pleased that I had finished my toast before I got to that photo ! It doesn't actually look very red, but I will take your word for it.

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  18. Simone8:07 am

    Your poor old crack! If you're not burning it on an over bleached toilet you're mooning to the sun!!!

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  19. Yorkshire Pudding8:51 am

    Aloe vera will make a pleasant change from the usual sunflower oil.

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  20. The Weaver of Grass10:02 am

    Would it have been possible to stamp censored over this photo before publishing?

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    1. Yorkshire Pudding10:18 am

      Perhaps he should have that word tattooed on one of the cheeks.

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    2. Raybeard10:32 am

      Then he'd only show the other one!

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  21. Shrimpton and Perfect10:38 am

    Charming! And we haven't even been introduced.

    Jean

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  22. Hard up Hester10:59 am

    That has to be true love, to cream your crack for you.

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  23. River11:09 am

    I don't see any burn, the aloe vera must be working.
    When I think of sunburn, I see in my mind's eye the bright red lobster colour I've seen on too many people after a day in the Aussie sun.

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  24. Millicent12:20 pm

    Pull up your drawers or perhaps put on a skirt..it wont rub your burns.
    My sister and i are on our way to breakfast and al i can think of is funnel cake or pork rinds. Not b'fast good. Sit carefully oh ye with the neon butt!

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  25. Millicent12:21 pm

    Pull up your drawers or perhaps put on a skirt..it wont rub your burns.
    My sister and i are on our way to breakfast and al i can think of is funnel cake or pork rinds. Not b'fast good. Sit carefully oh ye with the neon butt!

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  26. Lynne11:09 pm

    It has all been said above . . .
    Oh my!

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  27. Coppa's girl8:11 am

    Not your best view, John !

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  28. Comox Valley and beyond7:37 pm

    Sorry about your predicament but I can't stop laughing.

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  29. Jo7:17 pm

    If you put that neat but on Youtube, it would go viral!

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    1. Jo7:18 pm

      "BUTT", I mean! (says she, blushing)

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