Sometimes, just sometimes I would love to wake up in the morning feeling like
Like this!
This morning after two days of no sleep due to the heat, one night shift ofertime last night
And a morning of housework
I actually look like this
Who else feels as though they look like a bulldog chewing a wasp?
In your sentence at top should the word 'like' be there?
ReplyDeleteMe, I just have that sort of face I'm afraid, a bitchy resting face. That and the fact that I am a bad tempered bitch.
ReplyDeleteSend me your best bitch face
DeleteJoin the club.... I feel like that on most mornings.
ReplyDeleteI might look like that to my cats.
ReplyDeleteBut to me, I look like the sweet little white haired lady here- is that Aunt Glad ? I am growing older, I hope it is in style.
Ben Cohen....the rugby hunk in the top pic....once came and sat on the exercise bike next to mine at the gym when he played for Northampton Saints. He smiled and said Hello...he'd just come in and looked fresh and fabulous. I on the other hand had been there training hard for an hour and was sweaty, dripping, red-faced and too puffed out to say a word. Sigh.
ReplyDeleteDid you sniff the seat?
DeleteBut you would have still been perfectly behaved. xx
Deletehahahaha...good one!
ReplyDeleteI wake up refreshed and ready to go, jump out of bed and start singing, laughing and joking immediately. So, no I don't. (I am a morning person).
ReplyDeleteGawd, i hate happy morning people x
DeleteThey kinda make you want to slap them, don't they ? :)
DeleteHardly slept for the heat. Eventually got up at 05:20 and have been sweltering ever since... I guess I look like a hot sweaty slighlty overweight labrador.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to wake up feeling Ben Cohen! X
ReplyDeleteMucky cow
DeleteNope, that would make me a lucky cow!
DeleteMee too!.
DeleteMeantime, I,ve got Molly the fat cat purring on spare pillow, not the same!. Could teach him a thing or 2. Little , boy, little boy.ggggrrrrr ha ha
DeleteMy 'Bright-eyed and bushy-tailed' days are long over. I'm pretty scary, both in looks and attitude.
ReplyDeleteI look just like the second photo but without the pink housecoat!!! The person in the top photo has youth on their side so of course they will look fresh. Get some r & r and I bet you will buff up just fine. :)
ReplyDeleteWhy would you want to wake up looking like a brown leather rugby ball? Chris would kick you out of bed and get three points.
ReplyDeletedingdingding, comment of the day! :)
DeleteLOL 3 points is all ?
DeleteYes NFA, in rugby it's three points for a successful penalty.
Delete:o)
DeleteThose are pretty accurate depictions of sleep/no sleep!!
ReplyDeleteI feel like the second photo when I wake up in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteI feel like the second photo when I wake up in the middle of the night.
ReplyDeleteI do when i stagger to he loo with my prostate bouncing
DeleteLove your simile John! Yes, we are finding it difficult to do anything, difficult to sleep, difficult to eat proper meals - we are just not used to this level of humidity.
ReplyDeleteI guess this is no time to hear me complain about having to get the blankets on the bed last night because the cats and I were huddled together freezing ( the a/c was on too high or low ...too cold)
ReplyDeleteMe, me, me . . . . I don't like that 2nd photo but I must look like it, because people are always telling me, "Cheer up! It might never happen." Which immediately bursts my happy little bubble and makes me feel sad and upset.
ReplyDeleteI'm too frightened to look !
ReplyDeleteAaaaah, Ben Cohen was my crush back in the day. Gone off him a bit lately with all his shenanigans! Not that I suppose he would be interested in me anyway - you know, someone who could snore for Britain AND wake up looking like Phylis Diller on a bad day. Anna
ReplyDeleteAnna, i had chicken that looked like phylis diller
DeleteThe mirror always lies anyway! It's best not to look.
ReplyDeleteThe heat will be gone--in two or three or four weeks.
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind waking up next to the first pix.
ReplyDeleteWould it make you feel better to know that it is c 33 here today ?
ReplyDeleteYou wish to wake up feeling like a puffy oblong leather ball? I thought you usually did.
ReplyDelete(Oh, I now see the Pudding from Yorkshire got that thought in before me. Great minds...)
DeleteIt wasnt funny the first time
DeleteHilarious the second time though.
DeleteHummmmmmmmm,
DeleteI had a week off work following a small operation then managed to sprain my ankle; back in the shop today put my back out. Fed up xx
ReplyDeleteChin up dead heart.l.at least you have a nice smile
DeleteDead heart!???
DeleteApart from the leathery balls, I look just like the last one.
ReplyDeleteShe dresses better
DeleteI meant undressed.
DeleteSexual perv
DeleteOh, I'm afaid of ya'll
ReplyDeleteOh, I'm afaid of ya'll
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind a chicken that looked like Phyllis Diller if it was actually funny ... otherwise, off with its head.
ReplyDeleteIf you looked like the first one, we would have to feel you to see if you felt like that. I only look like the second when I have spent the day dealing with idiots, few of those this week, it is hot though
ReplyDeleteMy bitch face looks like I'm near tears. Or have a tooth ache.
ReplyDeleteWhy oh why can I never look as Cranky as I am? It's the bane of my existence.
Erm wouldn,t say no!.😀
ReplyDeleteWindow is open as hot, maybe he will climb through😀
ReplyDelete90's here for the last month and due to be 100 tomorrow. The long range forecast I that it will be this way until the middle of Sept. I do anything that needs done early in the morning. Ready for Winter!!!
ReplyDeleteThe heat has been awful with her sister humidity.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you should do a resting bitch face post and well contribute. I bet some of us look real bad ass.
MissFifi
we'll not well. Still waking up over here!
DeleteMissFifi
When I grow up I'm for sure going to be an old cranky woman, but I wouldn't mind feeling that in the mornings...
ReplyDeleteI wake up every morning looking exactly like the guy in the first photo. Then I put on my glasses. I have to stop doing that.
ReplyDeleteEither Big Ben has tiny hands or that's an enormous coffee bean!
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