The Prof is away for three days, so I decided to go to the cinema this afternoon
Just as I left, I remembered I needed corn for the geese, so forsaking
my trip to see " Joy "
I went to the feed wholesalers instead.
There's a big cheerful lump of a guy who works in the warehouse and
showing off a little I reached the 25 kilo bag of corn just before he did and "expertly"
threw it rather heavily over my shoulder.
As I did so, I let out the loudest of explosive farts.
You know the type.....one that couldn't of been restrained with a just a clench
The workman laughed once and called out a hearty
" THAT'S EMBARRASSING " and I tottered away masking my shame with a brusque
call of " It's my age"
( it's actually my 38 inch waist)