I have only one thing of any note to share and that is
a conversation with a well spoken and prim colleague who rang me up early this morning.
The woman and I had a general and pleasant conversation which had almost finished
when she asked me if I could help her
" someone called me " bell end " this morning " she said
" really?" I said
" Yes, a mouldy old BELL-END..what IS .... a bell-end?