The Prof looked stern but wasn't
" It's a runaround but I want it kept clean" he said
( sighing) I replied with a tired " Alright"...I had just worked night shift.
" No scotch egg wrappers, no secret KFC boxes under the sear.... No empty diet coke tins in the boot"
" No shitty dog bums on the back seats, no bulldog snot on the windows and absolutely no FANNY FLANNELS in the glove compartment"
" Ok" ( I thought he had finished)
" I want it serviced regularly, cleaned weekly and I don't expect to see any turkey on the passenger seat"
" oh and I don't want to see scrape marks on the side of it, like the Berlingo"
" You scraped the side of the Berlingo" I reminded him quietly