Love this! And it looks just like a page from my early reader books but their names were Alice and Jerry and the dog was Jip. I think . "Run, Jip, Run." ? But Jerry was never described as a cunt. Too bad.
My books were Fun With Dick and Jane and their dog Spot. I never saw or heard the word cunt until I was living in San Francisco in the late 1960s ... oh what I learned in those days :)
Ah the 'c' word. not my favourite but still apt when needed. When I was at primary school (about 8 or 9) someone spelled it out to me and said it was a swear, I didn't believe him and asked the teacher outright, I think he handled it well but don't remember what he said. Not too many weeks after that he dropped dead with a heart attack shortly after we had left class that afternoon. We may have been a troublesome class that year, c*nt think why. x
Sorry John - no like.
ReplyDeleteWhoops sorry chuck....do u forgive me?
DeleteC**'t win 'em all.
DeletePMSL x
ReplyDeleteLurrrrve this.......x
ReplyDeleteI learnt to read with you and your sister in all my first Ladybird books .... no wonder I swear a lot ;-)
ReplyDeleteSee John. See Spot run. Spot is not wagging his tail. See Spot bite John's bollocks. See Janet laughing. Hear Spot barking.
ReplyDeletebrilliant! lol
DeleteSomeone has too much time on his hands.
ReplyDeleteHave you swapped blog posts with TS? He's talking about baking cakes.
ReplyDeleteHa ha to both!
ReplyDeleteSee Janet tie John to the tree and wear out the branch on his arse!
ReplyDeleteLOL !!!! I had to look twice .. I love it.
ReplyDeleteLove this! And it looks just like a page from my early reader books but their names were Alice and Jerry and the dog was Jip. I think .
ReplyDelete"Run, Jip, Run." ?
But Jerry was never described as a cunt. Too bad.
My books were Fun With Dick and Jane and their dog Spot.
ReplyDeleteI never saw or heard the word cunt until I was living in San Francisco in the late 1960s ... oh what I learned in those days :)
Ditto on all counts!
DeleteAnd here we all thought you were SO nice, John! tsk tsk
ReplyDeleteWhere did you go wrong?!! lol
OMB!
ReplyDeleteI remember those books as SO BORING I could read them with my eyes closed! How did you get the interesting ones!
ReplyDeleteMy brother and I were "Irish twins" and we also practiced how to be humans on each other...some of the things we did...whew, there are some scars!
ReplyDeleteWell I thought it was hysterical !!!!
ReplyDeleteSo that's why the kids of today are the way they are !
ReplyDeleteAh the 'c' word. not my favourite but still apt when needed.
ReplyDeleteWhen I was at primary school (about 8 or 9) someone spelled it out to me and said it was a swear, I didn't believe him and asked the teacher outright, I think he handled it well but don't remember what he said. Not too many weeks after that he dropped dead with a heart attack shortly after we had left class that afternoon. We may have been a troublesome class that year, c*nt think why.
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