What the fuck ARE you doing with my avocado?

Tomorrow morning  I will officially collate the entries to the Flower Show in the village Hall. Given the poor summer we have had and the total lack of good vegetables I know the gardening classes will have a poor showing, as they have done in the Prestatyn and Mostyn Flower Shows, but so far the locals have pulled together and have entered just over 360 classes which is not bad at all.
I am now off for a very large Gin and tonic
But will leave you with my novelty vegetable entry!
Bottoms up!
Its amazing what someone can do with an avocado and a cashew nut

23 comments:

  1. That's absolutely adorable. I don't think I've ever met a more pleasant avocado.

    Love,
    Janie

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  2. John you do sound exhausted . Lucky you have another holiday in September to recover from the show. Xx

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  3. Love the avo bird.
    Rest up whenever you can.

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  4. people sure knock themselves out for this event! have a second G&T! you deserve it.

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  5. "Its amazing what someone can do with an avocado and a cashew nut"

    Yes, I have friends in A&E who have told me their tales.

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    1. " friends" they all say that

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    2. My friends do say that too, or that it is amazing what people claim they carelessly leave lying around on the bathroom floor for them to supposedly slip and fall on. Novelty veg right enough. Have a third G&T. Dr MacLaren-Scott prescribes it.

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  6. I love the bird - excellent :) You have been a busy, busy person; not only all the organizing and ticket selling and administrative things, but it seems like you've entered every class at least once. Now that's what you call active participation.

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  7. 350 classes? The scope of this event boggles the mind.

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  8. -very clever idea with the avocados. :) 2nd 'entry': guacamole!

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  9. Love the avocado birds. I thought of yet again how I could have sent along at least of photo of the stuff that flowers here on its own in my yard, and looked outside to see JoJo chomping on a mouse she just killed.

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  10. Wonderful!

    I could write a book just using your titles

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  11. Very "MacGyver " of you !

    cheers, parsnip

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  12. The bird on the right is so cute looking up at the flowers! You gave them each a personality, well done!

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  13. You're doing brilliantly John, I hope you are fully appreciated :-)

    I'll see you there.

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  14. Love your birds!

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  15. I always knew there must be a use for avocados....a bleeding fruit I loathe...if you can just find a use for squid rings it will save me a trip to room 101

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  16. Nice entry, but...I still sit on the "harrumph" side of the googly-eyes controversy. What, you didn't know there was a controversy? Well, there should be. Harrumph.

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