Claire had a best friend called Laura who she had lesbian feelings for
Laura married David and had a baby.
Then Laura died of cancer.
Claire supports David and finds out that he likes cross dressing.
He dresses in Laura's clothes .
Claire is married to Gilles.
Claire secretly meets David and supports his fetish.
David falls for Claire
Claire falls for David ( but only in drag.....when he is Virginia and looks remarkably like Laura)
Claire tells Gilles David is gay
Virginia and Claire almost have sex but he has a penis ( which we see in full glory) so she says she cannot go through with it.
Virginia is knocked down by a car and goes into a coma
Claire dresses the unconscious David in Laura's clothes and he wakes up
Claire , gets together with David ( sorry Virginia )
The end
What a load of shit
That's the plot to the movie, right? I want to see the cartoon with all the emotions. Inside Out? Maybe you should see that.
ReplyDeleteThink how much more satisfied you would be if you spent the admission price on scotch eggs.
ReplyDeleteda fuq; talk about shite! I'd rather watch a good film, like "an american in paris".
ReplyDeleteHang on, you lost me - Davis and Claire almost have sex but he has a penis... I am going to have to see this film now to understand.
ReplyDeleteDavid was dressed as virginia duh
DeleteNope, it still makes no sense. (and it's 'derr' not 'duh' - you are Welsh, not American).
DeleteI understand - but I don't want to - too bad you wasted your money.
ReplyDeleteI think I need a flow sheet for that one!
ReplyDeleteI am definitely confused & it's not just a senior moment!
ReplyDeleteOh. Thank God for that. I thought it was another portrait of relationships in Trelawnyd. At The Flower Show did Claire win a certificate for her soft fruit?
ReplyDeleteunnnmmmm No thanks !
ReplyDeleteThe scotched eggs would have been better !
cheers, parsnip
p.s.
who won the blogger contest ?
All the blogger entries were banned from the Show and censored because I entered the cock and balls made from an elongated pepper and two red onions which made some of the Trelawnyd elders angry. John just hasn't worked out how to tell you.
DeleteBummer !
Deleterather naughty
I like the strawberry on the egg the lemon with the flag and mine of course.
bummer
My only entry ever was even simpler - a carrot held against the trousers.
DeleteI thought my red onions added a little bit of je ne sais quoi.
DeleteOnly a carrot Tom? Pity.
DeleteMost confusing, and can be avoided, easily.
ReplyDeleteI don't think I will rent that one.
ReplyDeleteI have a headache.
ReplyDeleteHmm ... doesn't seem like much of a plot after about the first two sentences ...
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ReplyDeleteThis made me think of the old Abbott and Costello bit, "Who's on First".
ReplyDeleteSounds like some of the neighbors I had in Hollywood. They were considered to be average and mundane.
ReplyDeleteI had to look up scotch egg, but even not knowing, it sounded better than that movie!
ReplyDeleteCat
What... did nothing explode?
ReplyDeleteNow don't be vague John...tell us what you thought of it.....x
ReplyDeleteSounds good. Profound. Must see. True to life if it is a load of shit.
ReplyDeleteI love Francois Ozon. A French legend!
ReplyDeleteYou lost me half way through that!
ReplyDeleteMy head is spinning!
ReplyDeleteI thought I had it, then I lost it, then I got it back ..... but I don't think I'll hand over my hard earned money to see it. ;-)
ReplyDeleteSounds like the plot of a Marian Keyes novel...
ReplyDeleteThe 'must miss' movie of 2015!
ReplyDeleteAfter that mind-spinning precis I'm not surprised at your verdict. Stands to reason, though - Francois Ozon was the one responsible for that catastrophe-threatening hole in the sky, was he not?
ReplyDeleteDefinitely won't bother with that one then. Thoroughly enjoyed 'Kingsman' with Colin Firth though.
ReplyDeleteOh cool, someone made a movie about my life.
ReplyDelete*snerk*
That's not shit, that's art .... snicker.
ReplyDeleteToo predictable.. a better ending would have been:
ReplyDeleteGiles goes to pick up Laura at the hospital and falls in love with Virginia
Giles and David live happily ever after.
Too predictable.. a better ending would have been:
ReplyDeleteGiles goes to pick up Laura at the hospital and falls in love with Virginia
Giles and David live happily ever after.
I am reading through that and thinking, that is a lot to have happen in a small town in Wales
ReplyDeleteI, too, thought it was the goings on about the village ..... and not just a hot mess of a movie.
ReplyDeleteSounds like another one of those funny comedies ...rom coms are they called?
ReplyDeleteDOES IT?!!!!!
DeleteOK. I believe you. I'll skip it.
ReplyDeleteI've a feeling this won't be coming to town. If it does, I shall skip it.
ReplyDeleteLet's see now... John lives with his partner Chris but also shares a bed with Winnie. Winnie, however, is in love with Albert, but Albert is always going out and chasing after wild birds. Gay Gordon calls John "Flower" but lives with his lady friend (Gay Gordon's lady friend that is, not John's). Every few months John has to use a cloth to wipe Winnie's fanny, especially when visitors are arriving as Winnie tends to want to rub her fanny on their soft shoes. There are other characters in the house too, also wanting to share John's bed, which Chris tolerates although he does complain about the mess. Meanwhile John takes photos of all these goings on and puts them up on the internet for all to see, much to Chris's consternation...
ReplyDeleteAnd the prize for best blog reply goes to andrew !
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