Stalker

I should have known better than to slag off an affable despot's shit novelty vegetable on a public forum
Hell hath no fury than a despot scorned
Yesterday afternoon, when I had just got into bed I checked facebook to see if there was any feedback about the show and I was greeted with this photo and comment

Claire Randa added 4 new photos to the album: iOS Photos.
19 hrs · iOS · 
Jason's novelty veg isn't happy with all the negativity ..,,he is watching you ....always watching
 — with John Gray.

Innocent enough but...THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN INSIDE OUR GARDEN only a minute or so previously!
Seconds later this photo appeared

 Liberties!
The fucking thing is sitting INSIDE our berlingo!
It's the morning after and I have just checked under the bed before going to bed!
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43 comments:

  1. Travel9:07 am

    Great community, all watching out for one another.

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  2. Yorkshire Pudding9:12 am

    I can see The Affable Despot's novelty veg starring in a new Pixar animated film but the little fellow needs a name. Any suggestions?

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  3. Unknown9:18 am

    I love it!

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  4. Leisha9:22 am

    Oh such happenings in Trelawnyd. Just glad it's not your scrotum hanging from the gates.....

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    1. Unknown9:25 am

      I'm having visuals Leisha, no fair.

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  5. Cro Magnon9:25 am

    Better not upset a Butter nut.

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  6. The Weaver of Grass9:31 am

    Hell hath no fury like a novelty veg scorned.

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    1. donna baker1:57 pm

      Weaver, that is the perfect quip
      - so funny.

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  7. Tom Stephenson10:05 am

    It's like The Day of the Triffids! When it begins to rot it will be like a zombie movie!

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  8. Curvywitch10:19 am

    I'm sure there's a Midsommer Murders that starts like this - if you see Joyce Barnaby anywhere near by just RUN!

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  9. Simone10:38 am

    Butternut slag off the vegetable. Hell hath no fury like a squash scorned. :-)

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    1. Simone10:40 am

      Oops! Just seen that The Weaver of Grass was thinking along the same lines!

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  10. A Heron's View10:39 am

    Obviously a sick patient out on license !

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  11. anne marie in philly10:50 am

    OMB, if it starts talking, or it follows you into the shower, RUN LIKE HELL!

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  12. Anonymous11:35 am

    Such innocent vegetable matter on dashboard will do you no harm John, will it........

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  13. MissFifi11:42 am

    There is a hired hit man zucchini lying in wait for you somewhere I bet. This is a hoot.

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  14. Starting Over, Accepting Changes - Maybe12:01 pm

    Throw a little salt on it and have a bite.

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  15. Anonymous12:10 pm

    Carry a mallet with you, and if it attacks, 'squash' it! X

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  16. Raybeard12:36 pm

    I'd like to suggest a name for it - Chucky!

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  17. Bob1:04 pm

    Being veggie stalked! And not by celery!

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  18. jaz@octoberfarm1:27 pm

    uh oh...the veggie walking dead.

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  19. Jennifer3:00 pm

    I love this!! Hahaha!

    You better sleep with one eye open!

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  20. Anonymous3:10 pm

    Could have been worse...it could have been on the bathroom window ledge looking in.

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  21. Lisa Holmes3:15 pm

    Oh dear, Be afraid......be VERY afraid! hehehe

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  22. Sharon3:45 pm

    Sounds like a real fun neighborhood, John!

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  23. Jon3:49 pm

    At least the stalker has a sense of humor.

    Or should I say "humour"?

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  24. Sue3:49 pm

    No need to worry ..... or is there .... duh, duh duh

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  25. angryparsnip4:08 pm

    whahahahahahahahahaha
    wooooowahahahahahaha
    Be sure to check under the sheets in the morning
    just like in "The Godfather"
    I hope he leaves it on the gate for a few days then it will be
    "The Walking Dead" zombie squash
    bluuup blooup buluup

    cheers, parsnip

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  26. Notes From ABroad4:30 pm

    Oh dear, you know things are bad when you get a veggie stalker.

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  27. Jo6:11 pm

    Now how on earth did that veg get into your Berlingo? Our vehicle is locked, alarmed, and behind a sealed electric garage door all within a property surrounded by razor wire and electrified fencing!

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    1. John Going Gently8:30 pm

      Spmetimes i forget to lock it.. Not any more

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  28. BadPenny6:30 pm

    You have a fan ... be afraid !

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  29. jenny_o7:13 pm

    Hahaha! Time for squash pie :)

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  30. Rachel Phillips7:59 pm

    He left you a note too down by the pedals.

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  31. sue R10:53 pm

    Always look behind the seats when you get in the car you never know what orwho you might find waiting for you lol

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  32. 1st Man1:06 am

    I love it!! I see the pics and hear the Psycho theme music playing. Beware the Veg of Trelawnyd!

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  33. The Cranky10:30 am

    Next thing you know, you'll be served rabbit stew! Ah well, at least it wasn't a rotten tomato.

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  34. Anonymous1:06 pm

    Watching you...

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  35. Jo in Auckland8:21 pm

    Hahahaha! I've been away for a week and come back eagerly to read backposts ...........and you are being stalked by novelty veg...what an interesting village you live in John!

    Jo in Auckland, NZ

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  36. Jane S.10:55 pm

    That's not the kind of follower a blogger hopes for! I've never been fond of butternut, myself....

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