Monday, 10 August 2015

Stalker

I should have known better than to slag off an affable despot's shit novelty vegetable on a public forum
Hell hath no fury than a despot scorned
Yesterday afternoon, when I had just got into bed I checked facebook to see if there was any feedback about the show and I was greeted with this photo and comment

Claire Randa added 4 new photos to the album: iOS Photos.
19 hrs · iOS · 
Jason's novelty veg isn't happy with all the negativity ..,,he is watching you ....always watching
 — with John Gray.

Innocent enough but...THE PHOTO WAS TAKEN INSIDE OUR GARDEN only a minute or so previously!
Seconds later this photo appeared

 Liberties!
The fucking thing is sitting INSIDE our berlingo!
It's the morning after and I have just checked under the bed before going to bed!

43 comments:

  1. Great community, all watching out for one another.

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  2. I can see The Affable Despot's novelty veg starring in a new Pixar animated film but the little fellow needs a name. Any suggestions?

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  3. Oh such happenings in Trelawnyd. Just glad it's not your scrotum hanging from the gates.....

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    1. I'm having visuals Leisha, no fair.

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  4. Better not upset a Butter nut.

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  5. Hell hath no fury like a novelty veg scorned.

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    1. Weaver, that is the perfect quip
      - so funny.

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  6. It's like The Day of the Triffids! When it begins to rot it will be like a zombie movie!

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    1. Im strangely stimulated

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  7. I'm sure there's a Midsommer Murders that starts like this - if you see Joyce Barnaby anywhere near by just RUN!

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  8. Butternut slag off the vegetable. Hell hath no fury like a squash scorned. :-)

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    1. Oops! Just seen that The Weaver of Grass was thinking along the same lines!

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  9. Obviously a sick patient out on license !

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  10. OMB, if it starts talking, or it follows you into the shower, RUN LIKE HELL!

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  11. Such innocent vegetable matter on dashboard will do you no harm John, will it........

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  12. There is a hired hit man zucchini lying in wait for you somewhere I bet. This is a hoot.

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  13. Throw a little salt on it and have a bite.

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  14. Carry a mallet with you, and if it attacks, 'squash' it! X

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  15. I'd like to suggest a name for it - Chucky!

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  16. Being veggie stalked! And not by celery!

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  17. uh oh...the veggie walking dead.

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  18. I love this!! Hahaha!

    You better sleep with one eye open!

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  19. Could have been worse...it could have been on the bathroom window ledge looking in.

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    1. Of in the loo looking up

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  20. Oh dear, Be afraid......be VERY afraid! hehehe

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  21. Sounds like a real fun neighborhood, John!

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  22. At least the stalker has a sense of humor.

    Or should I say "humour"?

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  23. No need to worry ..... or is there .... duh, duh duh

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  24. whahahahahahahahahaha
    wooooowahahahahahaha
    Be sure to check under the sheets in the morning
    just like in "The Godfather"
    I hope he leaves it on the gate for a few days then it will be
    "The Walking Dead" zombie squash
    bluuup blooup buluup

    cheers, parsnip

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  25. Oh dear, you know things are bad when you get a veggie stalker.

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  26. Now how on earth did that veg get into your Berlingo? Our vehicle is locked, alarmed, and behind a sealed electric garage door all within a property surrounded by razor wire and electrified fencing!

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    1. Spmetimes i forget to lock it.. Not any more

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  27. You have a fan ... be afraid !

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  28. Hahaha! Time for squash pie :)

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  29. He left you a note too down by the pedals.

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  30. Always look behind the seats when you get in the car you never know what orwho you might find waiting for you lol

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  31. I love it!! I see the pics and hear the Psycho theme music playing. Beware the Veg of Trelawnyd!

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  32. Next thing you know, you'll be served rabbit stew! Ah well, at least it wasn't a rotten tomato.

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  33. Hahahaha! I've been away for a week and come back eagerly to read backposts ...........and you are being stalked by novelty veg...what an interesting village you live in John!

    Jo in Auckland, NZ

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  34. That's not the kind of follower a blogger hopes for! I've never been fond of butternut, myself....

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