Ok..i've had a good sleep and feel a bit more rested
I am much happier!
Right....... I racked my brains thinking of a subject for discussion today.
I wanted something frothy.
Something that would encourage group hugs, harmony and love.
Ok people
Wadda your thoughts on abortion?
And for fuck's sake, before anyone DOES reply
ReplyDeleteIt was A JOKE, !!!!!
Too late.
DeleteJeeze Tom.....and some ACTUALLY THOUGHT it was up for discussion!
DeleteI was just getting my ranting hat on for you then , guess I will have to go clean the windows instead
ReplyDeleteOMG! Don't ever change will you. I've had my belly laugh for today and it's not even Sunday. Two in one day, could become addictive! Keep up the good work John.
ReplyDeletestirrer!
ReplyDeleteOh you do believe in living dangerously John, lol.
ReplyDeleteAre you in need of one? Could it be the vindaloo? No? Methinks we need to sit down and have a loooong talk.
But seriously, if anyone starts picking on you for this just let me know and I'll go all PRISSY on their butts! ;-)
"Something that would encourage group hugs, harmony and love..." How about recreational drugs?
ReplyDelete.....and a cappuccino to cover the frothy part
DeleteWell that was a laugh! Xxx next post should be about politics I think xxxx then religion ......
ReplyDeleteThat will be all about the government then. How about dandelion clocks, I can't think about anything come lighter and fluffier...... there are always The Scones.
ReplyDeleteJoke? Not here in Melbourne where courts have just decided that women attending and staff going to work at a 'fertility clinic' can be harassed and abused by protesters, day in and day out. Now can't we talk about something less controversial, like the the legacy of Maggie Thatcher.
ReplyDeleteFor fucks sake
DeleteJust what I was thinking.
DeleteWHERE has everyone's sense of humour and fun gone!!
What John said.
DeleteLet's go back to discussing guns, but let's pass a joint around.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
Hahaha!
Delete'Ere
Deletelet's see, we could discuss bathroom habits, how much money we all make...
ReplyDeleteor you could show us pix of your wonderful animals in the ukranian village.
At seven o'clock on a Saturday morning? You have obviously got to be joking.
ReplyDeleteAnyone who dislikes children as much as I do should never be asked a question about abortion.
ReplyDeleteToday i was reading on facebook about a night nanny who had used and blocked the toilet in a clients house. The solution offered to her was to clear it with a coathanger.
ReplyDeletefor some strange reason i thought you might like the story
I just...where in the hell was this???? LOL
DeleteJust light the blue touch paper.......
ReplyDeleteOh John you are funny......I just spat at the screen (through laughing, not as any kind of comment, you understand) ;-)
ReplyDeleteWhat about the pro's and cons of nut butters?
ReplyDeletewould you like to discuss the good ways and the bad ways of bringing an elderly cat into a house with a young cat ?
ReplyDeleteThe weather in Oz for your holiday packing would be much more interesting !
ReplyDeleteLOL -- don't go there! :)
ReplyDeleteI'm sorry but I had to respond to a couple of commenters in your earlier post. I promise I will lay off now.
What about global warming? Surely a safer topic.
ReplyDeleteIf you really want to get into controversy, write about which way to hang toilet paper - under or over.
ReplyDeleteJohn, this reminds me of the best ever Salman Rushdie joke - 'have you heard about Salman Rushdie's next book? - it's called 'Buddha, you fat bastard!'.....boom boom...
ReplyDeleteI knew you would come up trumps
DeleteDefinately toilet paper over!
ReplyDeleteOver
DeleteUnder
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DeletePerfect! Thanks for the unexpected laugh to start my day.
ReplyDeleteWell shoot...here I was formulating a thoughtful response and then, phew, what a relief lol.
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ReplyDeleteIf you thought the subject of guns got the Americans' panties in a wad, try abortion for real one day. :)
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful day, John. Be careful, though, not to get your panties in a wad like those Americans.
ReplyDeleteI am teasing!
DeleteI'm sorry. I'd much rather discuss religion!
ReplyDeleteOk. God says it is murder.
DeleteNext question John...
Chris , dont you born again people ever hear of irony?
DeleteThis wasnt EVER a point of discussion
I am seriously thinking of pulling every post and burning them
At the stake?
DeleteHow about chemtrails, GMO's, tainted polio vaccine, US military trains for civil unrest, FEMA camps… I'm afraid I fall into the tainted polio vaccine category. Anyway, have a good day!
ReplyDeleteToilet seat up or down ?
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
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DeleteDown if you are a man.
DeleteIf you need a chuckle, my poor other half can provide it. Budge the springer climbed onto the hubsters lap for a cuddle last night. The hubster didn't realise Boo had dispatched rather a messy turd. Result one husband with a long, dog, skid-mark all over his thighs. Laugh? I nearly choked on my Haribo!
ReplyDeleteGeez John, and I thought I was a 'shit disturber'!!
ReplyDeleteYou very brave man!!
I was chortling before I opened this up and saw the (your) first comment. More rib-ticklers please! :-)
ReplyDeleteForget abortion what about Rob Titchner!
ReplyDeleteHe's gonna blow soon! Very soon!
DeleteThat's hysterical! I am always in need of a hug.
ReplyDeleteHas there ever been a calm discussion on abortion? You are too funny!
ReplyDeleteAsk Francis Bacon.
DeleteHow about sexual positions? what are folks's favorites? Now THAT conversation will be a real eye opener LOL
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! My fave position is " Do what you want, just don't wake me" hehe
DeleteWhatever you like is fine by me, just stop every now & then so I can turn the page of my book lol, ;)
DeleteI was thinking more of film titles that best describe your sex life
ReplyDeleteGone with the wind? Just had an Indian take-away!
DeleteOh FFS . . . . I am the person who walks round supermarkets thinking that is why we have contraception :-)
ReplyDeleteIf you don't like it, don't have one. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa just spat out my coffee.
ReplyDeleteYou like a good row, don't you John.
ReplyDeleteI have never had one, but have never been faced with that choice since I have always been very, very careful and didn't want to be, and am not, a mother. It is the individual's or couple's choice. Not mine. Just as I choose not to consume meat, fish, or dairy. It is my choice, I don't force my views on others or tell them how to behave.