I slept in heavily this morning and only woke up with a start when at 7am I heard the phone ringing.
In my hurry to answer it, I caught the leg of my boxers on the bedroom door knob and had a devil of a time hanging over the top of the stairs.
I think I've done myself a bit of a mischief in the old groin region.
Anyhow with Flower Show Day approaching the cottage has taken on the appearance Dorothy's house from The Wizard Of Oz AFTER the tornado had hit. It's a mess only Flower Show Secretaries from around the world will understand....
I will leave you with a few photos of the chaos .....and promise not to bore you with such larks tomorrow...hey ho
In my hurry to answer it, I caught the leg of my boxers on the bedroom door knob and had a devil of a time hanging over the top of the stairs.
I think I've done myself a bit of a mischief in the old groin region.
Anyhow with Flower Show Day approaching the cottage has taken on the appearance Dorothy's house from The Wizard Of Oz AFTER the tornado had hit. It's a mess only Flower Show Secretaries from around the world will understand....
I will leave you with a few photos of the chaos .....and promise not to bore you with such larks tomorrow...hey ho
Flower Show HQ READY for action
The trophies have mostly all been returned and cleaned
Mine and The Prof's herb exhibits all ready
The jam jar vases for the tea tables, all prepared
I trust the phone call was worth the risk to your 'wedding tackle'. Better give it a try-out tonight just to be sure.
ReplyDelete:)
Deletegood suggestion!
Steady!
DeleteNo, J.G. - YOU'D better go steady! :-)
DeleteOne of the best inventions of the 20th century has to be the answering machine or function on your cell phone! I never panic when the phone rings anymore. Talk about getting your knickers in a twist!! Hope you are OK.
ReplyDeleteI hope my shawls are somewhere in that mess...and not too mussed up...
ReplyDeleteLol they have been carefully wrapped and await display x
DeleteYAYZ! :)
DeleteDespite the mess on the table I can spot a vase with beautiful fresh flowers. I love it.
ReplyDeleteStandards have to be maintained helen x
DeleteThe life of a busy man, here is to hoping the damage is just temporary discomfort.
ReplyDeleteBruised nuts
Deleteare they in the same family as cashew nuts and brazil nuts? just curious...
DeleteHelen, I though the same.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful flowers on the table.
The trophies are beautiful all shined up and ready to be presented.
Everything looks so bright and sunny and even with the mess lovely.
cheers, parsnip
All lovely and sparkly clean despite the chaos - and that's just you John! x
ReplyDeleteTge prof would engergetically disagree with that remark
DeleteSmall details of everyday's life in blogland are never boring.
ReplyDeleteDetails of my bopwel habits would leave you a bit cold my friend x
DeleteBoxers and knobs - a lethal combination. Just ask Mike Tyson's victims!
ReplyDeleteWasnt he the one that chomped off an ear!
Deleteyou are correct; give squire gray a scotch egg!
DeleteI bought a scotch egg today from "The Banner Crust". Still warm and the yolk inside still a little bit soft. Unfortunately I cannot give it to Squire Gray as I have already and entirely consumed it. Sorry John!
DeleteWhy is it that whenever a man's nether regions are in peril, I find myself snorting with laughter? Husband on the other hand, crosses his legs and winces in sympathy. Hope all goes to plan for the flowery festivities
ReplyDeleteThank you lisa x
DeleteBoxers? I find them uncomfortable even without the involvement of a stray knob.
ReplyDeleteBoom boom!
DeleteOooh so exciting!! It will all be worth it on the day xoxo
ReplyDeleteGawd, you make me laugh, John! Thank you for the extra details of your life... I'm not referring to the Flower Show. :^)
ReplyDeletewhy would you hang your boxers on a door knob in the first place??? Very confused........
ReplyDeleteSigh,
DeleteI rushed past the knob and flapping bit of my boxer leg caught the said door knob
Was the knob brass or wooden? Detail is so important in these matters.
Deletemakes me glad to be short, then. In my house, most door knobs are at my waist.
DeleteJohn hope your family jewells have recovered . Xx
ReplyDeleteNow did the Professor really pot up his own herb selection or did he beg you to do it?
ReplyDelete... OR, did he get you to do it by threatening to not make the copies of the obscene entries for the International Novelty Vegetable Competition??
The plot thickens
It's chaos, but I think it is beautiful chaos.
ReplyDelete"I caught the leg of my boxers on the bedroom door knob and had a devil of a time hanging over the top of the stairs.
ReplyDeleteI think I've done myself a bit of a mischief in the old groin region."
File that as something I never though I would read. Well done.
Your herb selections are lovely.
For some reason my name did not come up, I am not Unknown you bastards at Google.
DeleteMissFifi
Oh Miss Fifi that made me laugh...
DeleteOuch to the boxer shorts incident! I wonder if anyone else has encountered that experience? Might be a Guinness Book of Records entry for you?
ReplyDeleteThe Flower Show activity is hotting up and the excitement is growing all around the globe thanks to you. Here's hoping this year's event will be your best ever!
Sending you blessings for your nether regions. Vx
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