The Pink Slippers Of Seduction


We were all settling down to the wartime itv series " Home Fires" ( which is a likable Home Counties version of Tenko) when Winnie suddenly spied Sorrel's pink fluffy slippers.
What happened next was a rather unsavoury bulldog masturbation moment which was only stopped by a bit of old lady screaming....
Chris has created a monster
Oh the shame
Home Fires......Samantha Bond gives it large



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44 comments:

  1. anne marie in philly9:50 pm

    oh lawdy...poor sorrel...

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  2. Gill - That British Woman9:53 pm

    sorry, that was funny.....I agree Poor Sorrel.

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  3. Leisha9:53 pm

    Oh dear , hope Sorrell and her slippers have recovered.

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  4. Rachel Phillips10:15 pm

    Don't let her anywhere near a BBC outside broadcast unit or they'll whip her on her side and use her as a microphone.

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    1. Rachel Phillips7:12 am

      And, how come you got off scot free?

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    2. John Going Gently8:27 am

      I'm strict with the dogs
      No silliness with my feet!

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  5. Andrew R. Scott10:41 pm

    Even I might find such inviting soft pink fluffyness hard to resist. Quite the most awesome of sights. I'll get some for my lady. Might get her a matching hat, scarf and gloves too. Or.... a Onesie? Oh my goodness! I'd have to lie down if I wasn't lying down already. Get yourself a Onesie in that fabric and Winnie would love you to death (literally).

    Goodnight.

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  6. Sol10:52 pm

    wow

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  7. Bob10:58 pm

    Bulldogs and fuzzy slippers should never be in the same room at the same time!

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  8. The Cranky11:11 pm

    If ever a time called for smelling salts, that was it! Poor Sorrel.

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  9. Yorkshire Pudding11:11 pm

    Did Chris create the monster from plasticine?

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  10. MaryJo11:32 pm

    How could anyone not resist those slippers, let alone Winnie!!

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  11. angryparsnip11:36 pm

    John really, screaming never makes it better.

    cheers, parsnip

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  12. Joanne Noragon11:48 pm

    Poor Sorrel. Winnie may need to vacate to the allotment during visits.

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  13. Jenny Wren12:51 am

    Poor Sorrel...Poor Winnie! Might be time to get Winnie a friend with a heartbeat and four legs.

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  14. peppylady (Dora)1:06 am

    Stop in from the "Cow Jump over the moon" those fluffy slippers.
    If you have time stop in for some coffee

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  15. Janie Junebug1:31 am

    That shade of pink . . . the fluffiness . . . I feel strange urges.

    Love,
    Janie

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  16. jenny_o1:39 am

    Hey, at least it's not your fault this time!

    Those are awesome slippers, by the way.

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  17. Cro Magnon3:52 am

    They'll make good future dusters!

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  18. Jon4:51 am

    Pink slippers always bring out the devil in us.......

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    1. John Going Gently8:30 am

      I can feel " i am what I am" comming on

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  19. Elephant's Child5:22 am

    I don't think I have ever seen anything quite that pink. Poor Sorrell. Is she willing to wear them again or has Winnie won them by default?

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  20. buttercup5:31 am

    love the slippers and loved Home Fires. thought it had a lot in common with Housewife 49

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  21. Raybeard6:12 am

    I've heard it said that around three quarters of people have fetishes i.e. a sexual attraction to inanimate objects, particular or in general, usually items of clothing. Why should animals be any different? I think you ought to buy Winnie a like pair of slippers and let her have F-U-N with them. She'll have a mile-wide smile on that beautiful face for evermore.

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  22. Sue6:39 am

    Those slippers..... and Sorrel's mind, will never be the same again ;-)

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  23. Bel-Ami7:19 am

    I watched because I have a friend in it. I don't think I'll be going back for more. Life really is too short for the drama of jam making.

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    1. John Going Gently8:27 am

      I giggled rather loudly when samantha Bond declared war on blackberries!

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    2. Bel-Ami12:53 pm

      My friend was being all tragic as the troubled mother.

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    3. Bel-Ami12:56 pm

      By the way, the woman standing and emoting in your pic is Ruth Gemmell...

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  24. Frances7:33 am

    Enough about the slippers…..did you enjoy the programme? I thought it was excellent Sunday night viewing!

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    1. John Going Gently8:31 am

      Yes Frances....it's mindless but good fun...it reminded me of tenko

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  25. The Weaver of Grass7:50 am

    So glad to hear they were Sorrell's slippers - thought for a horrible moment they were yours.

    (the less said about b.m. the better)

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    1. Andrew R. Scott8:33 pm

      ..."the less said about b.m. the better"

      I very much doubt that John will heed that advice. Prepare yourself for further onslaughts.

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  26. Simone8:15 am

    Pink to make the girls wink?

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  27. John Going Gently8:30 am

    No! Hence the occassional bout of " rubbing"

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  28. Travel10:16 am

    The slipper do look rather soft, and fluffy and inviting - such a temptress

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  29. Anonymous10:20 am

    I'll bet she can't wait to get home and tell all her friends at tea the goings on in Wales lol.

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  30. Dave R11:41 am

    Is this the dog with the foot fetish, or is it the other one? Or do all of your dogs have a thing for footwear?

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    1. Raybeard2:58 pm

      I bet you daren't say that again.

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  31. Dave R11:41 am

    Is this the dog with the foot fetish, or is it the other one? Or do all of your dogs have a thing for footwear?

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  32. MissFifi12:52 pm

    Those poor slippers LOL Hope MIL recovered.

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  33. Anonymous2:56 pm

    They were so fluffy!

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