"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Sunday, 3 May 2015
The Pink Slippers Of Seduction
We were all settling down to the wartime itv series " Home Fires" ( which is a likable Home Counties version of Tenko) when Winnie suddenly spied Sorrel's pink fluffy slippers.
What happened next was a rather unsavoury bulldog masturbation moment which was only stopped by a bit of old lady screaming....
Chris has created a monster
Oh the shame