"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
like a salted
Dont feel guilty because of those wonderful scotch eggs. (I wish i had them here).
I just read it as you missed the big fat weigh in. I think that is a much better name for it, just as a name I mean.x
I've missed my fat club weigh in for several months. maybe you will inspire me to go back.
I shouldn't have listened to that tune, it's one that gets stuck in my head over and over. I didn't remember her simply dangling under the balloon I thought she was in a basket.Don't worry about missing your weigh in, you'll be much lighter by next week :-)Suky has just been enrolled in doggy fat club at the vets, I walked in on Friday afternoon and said "we're here for fat club", it's called 'tubby club' the girl behind the desk told me!! We mustn't let the animals hear us calling them fat now must we ;-)
Winnie has lost nearly four kilos since she came to us!
Sue, The receptionist better not come to my home. Above thehamish's food dish are several Japanese stickers and the word "Fatty" and a very over weight Scotty is on it.cheers, parsnip
I have the opposite problem with our rescue dog - I can't get the weight to stay on her. She eats twice the amount that our other dog eats and burns off twice as much again! She looked like a toast rack when she came to us.
My older dog 17 Watson sometimes doesn't even eat breakfast he has never been all that interested in food.thehamish 12 is on a super special diet for all his illness and need to eat so i can give him the insulin. So I watch his weight.The stickers are funny just because the piggy looks like thehamish when he is wet ! so funny.
Oh dear, your mind must think you would need three balloons to lift your weight. Yep, guilt.
Since the Wallace & Gromit film all I can imagine when I hear that tune is Piella Bakewell :)
The only way I would buy that bread is if it came with the balloon.cheers, parsnip
Are you sure that those two mini scotch eggs (and Tom's chipolata!!!) didn't play any part in your missing that club?
Hi John, even if you only weigh in next week, my money's on you, Lud! xx
My mum was always dieting and sometimes bought Nimble. There was nothing to it - I suppose that was the idea. It made quite nice toast if I remember correctly. I'm picturing you dangling from two enormous Scotch eggs mid air! Why not go for an extra long walk to burn off the extra calories then you don't need to feel guilty? x
Oh for god's sake! Pour yourself a gin and tonic, stick on a DVD, pop some Pringles and cheer yourself up! Later maybe, you could squeeze in a Magnum....
...or did you miss the weigh in because you ate two scotch eggs?!!!
I wondered how many calories are in a scotch egg...so I googled it. 300 each. That's not bad, all things considered. You could get more than that in a burger, or a nice sandwich or a slice of pie or cake. Don't fret. Life's too short to worry about good food. Now have one for me next time. ;-)
Some dreams shouldn't be recalled :)
I wonder how many times it is now that you've caused me to snort my morning tea?
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