The Prof likes to treat me on my birthday, but I have to be firm that we do things I want to do
rather than things HE wants to do
Shopping is NOT my idea of fun
Anyhow tomorrow we are going to Liverpool tomorrow!
I have insisted that we go and see the latest Juliet Binoche arty movie ( only showing over the border)
( he's agreed through gritted teeth)
then we will have a bite to eat,
After that I know we will have a mooch around John Lewis ( ok you HAVE to compromise don't you?)
Tomorrow night we will go and see my twin sister with a cake!
Fifty fucking three!
I'll be half a century old plus three
Hey, f&cking Ho!