24 hours ago , I was sipping white wine spritzers with friends in a nice sophisticated wine bar.
Tonight we are watching some weird shite on tv where a group of " normal human beings" are being hypnotised for the sake of a cheap laugh.
To complicate matters Chris has been wearing Mrs Hopkins' slippers.
Now these slippers , are not just a fashion statement , they are the object of a certain bulldog's " self pollution" behaviour and once worn seem to drive Winnie wild with desire when she is " in the mood"......( I think they are long overdue for a soak in some detergent)
Chris has now dubbed them " The Slippers of Sex"
There's a general understanding that they are not to be worn when we have visitors
Do Bulldogs ever go through menopause?
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately .....not
DeleteWhy aren't you watching the Voice for God's sake? The slippers of sex I dare not comment on except that I would also ban them when you have visitors with the exception of the Vicar. At least they are washable.
ReplyDeleteNo......the voice leaves me all a bit cold.....its the screeching!
DeleteI hate the crying most of all.
DeleteAnd the singing gets on my tits too
DeleteMy tits can take it.
DeleteYours could take a direct hit by a scud missile
DeleteShe puts pigs in the oven when they are still squealing. You can take it, piggy.
DeleteAnyway, she gets plenty of crud missiles from Peter.
DeleteFinished?
DeleteThey look like little elf booties, very sweet. Our sprollie, Len, is attracted to all things woolly, thankfully not sheep though!
ReplyDeleteThe slippers of sex , are, i am sure , impregnated with oestrogen
DeleteYes John …. why aren't you watching ' The Voice ' ?!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteAre they Winnie bodily fluid stains that I see on Mrs. Hopkins slippers ? XXXX
Yes jac........hormones akimbo lie on those slippers
DeletePattern?
ReplyDeleteExplain?
DeleteI think she wants to knit some. Has she got a bulldog tho..
DeleteThe Slippers of Sex were one of my favourite bands. I believe they came from Chesterfield and were right up there with The Green Gilberts and The Skid Marks.
ReplyDeleteCopyright!!!!!!!!
DeleteLololol! You win the Internet today!
DeleteI am wondering what Mrs.Hopkins would think....considering all the hard work put into making these?
ReplyDeleteIs that all Chris has on?
Jimbo
DeleteHe has a dab of colone behind each ear
uh, the professor does not wear these to the bedchamber, I hope?
ReplyDeleteEvery night !
DeleteHave you mentioned to Winnie that is some degrading sex. She's better than slippers.
ReplyDeleteIt's a pavlov dog kind of thing
DeleteOnce rubbed by a fanny
The practice continues
That gave me a semi - not.
ReplyDeleteI bet it did!
DeleteI bet it did too !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XXXX
DeleteOnly a semi?
DeleteOnly a semi?
DeleteWould you like me to repeat that?
DeleteTwo semis make a whole, if my memory serves me. Shame I haven't got a hole to go with it.
DeleteI'm not surprised.
DeleteHahaha
DeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
i'm feeling a bit sick now, thank you
DeleteI hope Mrs Hopkins doesn't read this!
ReplyDeleteI hope not too......they are bloody comfortable slippers...i have a pair too.... But winnie leaves mine alone!
DeleteI think I could resist them (even when worn by you). If Winnie was a human she might be classified as having "issues" (in fact she'd probably be locked up).
ReplyDelete" for lack of moral fibre"
DeleteIt is a good thing the bulldog finds them attractive and not one of the two of you
ReplyDeleteI would find them attractive is Russell Crowe was wearing them
DeleteCareful you are a married man
DeleteHe was on Jonathan Ross last night. What do you see in him?
DeleteThey look like the sort of slippers my mother used to crochet (no sex involved).
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I'd love to see a photo of you both modelling your slippers !!!! Pleeeeeaaaaassssseeeeee !!!! XXXX
ReplyDeleteYou're sick
DeleteI know !! XXXX
DeleteI had an Italian Greyhound who loved hubby wearing his work socks ( right texture?????). She would get extremely angry if he did not oblige !
ReplyDeleteIts abitch thing
DeleteWinnie has slipper kink.
ReplyDeletePlease ask Mrs H for the pattern and post it here. I want to make some, seriously!
ReplyDeleteAnd as I'm reading this Abby, the dainty golden pitbull, is 'washing' herself... repeatedly.... and sounding like like an overworked Hoover. It's a bit off-putting, despite the Professor's cute ankles.
ReplyDeleteWinnie's slipper fetish, Abby's noisy wash fetish: It's two ho's in one!
If my Mr Him decided slippers like that were slippers of sex we would have to have a discussion.
ReplyDeleteThey look very warm and cosy. Is there not something you can spray on them that Winnie detests and will leave well alone?
ReplyDeleteAs for sex, it's hard to imagine anything less arousing. Except maybe a pair of wellies.
What about the 55 (I am number fifty five visiting your post this morning)?
ReplyDeletevisitors to your blog. We have all seen them.
And in answer to Nick (above) being married to a working farmer I can assure him that in the right circumstaces (a haystack??) wellies can be quite arousing.
Perhaps it's the little red balls that get Winnie excited.
ReplyDeleteSeriously hope he hasn't got an elf hat to match the slippers!
ReplyDeleteI can understand how Winnie feels. Those slippers are a major turn-on.
ReplyDeleteThat is the best name for slippers. I must go and name mine. It's a shame they will be more like "the slippers of I must get some sleep now."
ReplyDeleteIs that Mrs Brown displayin the slippers?
ReplyDeleteThere would be nothing you could do or offer to make me wear those slippers of sex.
ReplyDeleteIf you'd get me the pattern I'd knit you a matching pair.
ReplyDeleteXO
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