Today, I going to make an effort.
I have my face pack organised. My hair conditioner ready ( conditioner! What the f*~k is conditioner?) and intend to give my nether regions a good scrub with something abrasive a bit later!
Gawd all this intensive grooming lark!
Its a bleeding palaver! But I am seriously convinced that I shall look neat and presentable before the sun sets tomorrow night.
I understand there are some sceptics out there... ( next door neighbour John did give me a short lecture about not kneeling down in my wedding pants this morning).....put for once in my life I shall look the part
Chris has left me with the dogs and Albert this morning with strict instructions not to eat anything fluid in 24 hours. It may have been easier and cleaner for someone to pass a nasogastric tube on me....
YP's wedding card....the wag!
overwhelming and rather humbling. Thank you bloggers, friends , villagers and family alike......
I am now off for a relaxing soak in the tub!.....but before I go..I just need to thank Sarah for her telegram....she has won the telegram competition
that telegram is a beauty, innit? congrats, twiggy!
ReplyDeleteit was a pleasure to speak with you on the phone this morning, john. everything shall be wonderful, just you wait and see!
Best of everything to you guys on this most auspicious day!!
ReplyDeleteDelighted for you :)
XO
WWW
awwwwwww
ReplyDeleteI am blurbering already. So happy for you and Chris.
What a beautiful telegram.
cheers, parsnip
Forgot to add I cracked up over "The News" !
Deletefabulous YP
Lovely telegram .... and that card is brilliant :-)
ReplyDeleteAll the very best, I'm sure you'll scrub up magnificently. Xx
We are sure you will clean up nicely, however, maybe you would want to hold off that bath until a few hours before the event. You might also want to stay away from Winnie's drool.
ReplyDeleteYou will be in all our thoughts tomorrow.
Best of luck with everything, I'm sure the day will be fabulous for the pair of you xx
ReplyDeleteWill raise a glass to you both tomorrow John......x
ReplyDeleteEnjoy!
ReplyDeleteJane x
Great card and telegram. Have a lovely day both.
ReplyDeleteYou'll be fine as long as you make sure that there's no 'Four Weddings' situation, and that both rings are brought along.
ReplyDeleteWill be thinking of you both on the morrow. (Already am!) Here's wishing supreme happiness for the event and into the future.
Great card!
ReplyDeleteEnjoy your day
Gillxxx
The excitement builds!
ReplyDeleteI keep remembering it's not Friday until tomorrow. You'll be fine and a married man this time tomorrow. And need to build another room to hold the gifts and wishes.
ReplyDeleteNow, carry on.
Have a fabulous day! Hope all goes well. Looking forward to hearing all about it and seeing the pics. xx
ReplyDeleteAll my best.
ReplyDeleteIs the newspaper real or a mock-up? Dance?
ReplyDeleteNow if you were streaming your wedding ~ we could have all tuned in ~ like a episode of our favourite soap.
Many happy days xx
Ash missed the subtitle ~ of course YPS was behind it.
DeleteYay for John and Chris!! Sending you both my very best wishes for a lovely wedding day. Relax and bask in the outpouring of love....you deserve every bit of it! Good luck!!!
ReplyDeletexx
Have a great time, guys. Sending a hug. Deb
ReplyDeleteHa ha so glad it turned up on time, you are both very welcome. Have a fantastic day and a wonderful future together xx
ReplyDeleteHa ha it turned up in time !! you are both very welcome. Have a fantastic day tomorrow, remember to step back and savour it and we wish you a wonderful future together
ReplyDeleteSarah xx
So much so I managed to comment twice, doh !
ReplyDeleteYorkshire Puddings card is a cracker and should be framed and hung on a wall.
ReplyDeleteGood luck for tomorrow! I hope you all have a grand day.
Love Sol xxx
Wonderful post! All the best for tomorrow. Enjoy the day and report back when you can! x
ReplyDeleteI'm with Chris... potions are very good. Boots No.7 for men serum is a life saver. I don't look a day over 25 (I can dream). Have a wonderful day.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations John and Chris! How exciting. :) I hope the day is lovely and that everything goes off without a hitch.
ReplyDeleteSo excited for you both! Can't believe the day has almost arrived. And with our six hour time difference, by the time we're all waking up over here tomorrow - you'll be married! Sending my very best wishes for a wonderful day. Hugs. X
ReplyDeletegood luck for tomorrow
ReplyDeleteAn excellent card! And telegram!
ReplyDeleteAll the best to you both :)
All the best.
ReplyDeleteKKC x
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ReplyDeleteCongratulations and a wonderful wedded life to both of you.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dm6eh-3GnE
ReplyDeleteEnjoy every minute of tomorrow. Will be having a tipple in your honour. xxx
Wishing you both a lifetime of love, happiness and contentment !
ReplyDeleteHugs,
~Jo
The newspaper card is terrific. Best wishes. It will all be fine and what a day to remember.
ReplyDeletehave a fabulous day. x
ReplyDeleteMany Congratulations to the Groom and Groom!
ReplyDeleteHave a lovely day and a fabulous future together!
XXX
Best wishes to both of you x
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day! Enjoy every minute. Much love to you both. X
ReplyDeleteSending you both Best Wishes and love for your special day and much happiness for your future life together. X
ReplyDeleteBest wishes and have a fabulous day. Can't wait to see some photos. x
ReplyDeleteAhhhh it 's here!!! So wonderful. May you have the most fun and feel all the love. XO Enjoy!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYou will look very spiffy I am sure...perhaps with a stray dog or cat hair or two...but still....no one will notice. They will all be blinded by your smile.
ReplyDeleteI shall be thinking about you both tomorrow. The weather forecast is good and I know you will have a wonderful, memorable day - enjoy.
ReplyDeleteWhen are the dogs' baths scheduled? They'll be in the wedding party, right?
ReplyDeleteHave a fun, fun day tomorrow.
Congratulations and Best Wishes for tomorrow - have a great day xxx
ReplyDeleteBest wishes and enjoy.
ReplyDeleteSending best wishes from across the pond!
ReplyDeleteTwo guys and a collection of mutts
ReplyDeleteWill tomorrow be sharing their nupts.
Don't fret about weather,
You've found the right fella,
Just remember to hold in your guts (for the pics hehe)! xxxxx
Best wishes to you both - I'm sure you'll have a great day!
ReplyDeleteRelax and enjoy the day
ReplyDeleteBest wishes to you both, enjoy your day xx
ReplyDeleteWill be thinking of you tomorrow. Have a wonderful day x
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, have a fabulous day tomorrow x
ReplyDeleteVery many best wishes for a lovely day! I shall be thinking of you both for TWO whole days… starting now, because it's tomorrow already here in New Zealand.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations! Best wishes for a glorious day and wonderful life together.
ReplyDeleteAll the very best...
ReplyDeletemay the weather be kind...
your village already seems to be!!
Have a wonderful day, may life continue as wonderfully as ever for you both. xxxxxxx
ReplyDeleteBreak a leg, John and Chris! This is your performance of a lifetime!
ReplyDelete... and they lived happily ever after!
ReplyDeleteDo have to ask about this bit, though: "I bathe daily and never wear dirty undies two days in a row". So you only wear dirty underwear one day? Erm - Recipe for a happy marriage: Laugh daily and ditch the dirty underwear!
In all seriousness, though, I wish you both heaps and mounds and whole worlds of joy!
I suppose I will have to desist from my usual contrariness and wish you good wishes.
ReplyDeleteGood wishes.
Hope you have a wonderful day tomorrow
ReplyDeleteWill be thinking of you both ....
Congratulations and best wishes.
ReplyDeleteSending love and best wishes to you both from Penny xxx
ReplyDeleteBest wishes and good luck to you both on your special day.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations John and Chris
ReplyDeleteI hope you have a wonderful day.
Wishing you both much happiness.
-x-
Good luck with the grooming. I hope everyone still recognizes you at the ceremony, and don't think Chris has replaced you. Have a grand old time!
ReplyDeleteSending best wishes to you both on your special day
ReplyDeletexx
My god - you have some talented card-makers in your following.
ReplyDeleteLove that newspaper mock-up and the telegrams.
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful, wonderful day - and life.
Wishing you and Chris a fantastic Wedding Day, health and happiness always.......please remember not to wear your crocs...however comfy they may be xxx
ReplyDeleteIt's Friday over here!
ReplyDeleteHave a wonderful day & best wishes to you both.
Good wishes for a life full of love!
ReplyDeleteBest wishes for a lovely wedding day!
ReplyDeleteSending love and sunshine from
ReplyDeleteAustralia, wishing you all the best for your wedding day. Can't wait to see the photos xxxx
Wishing you and Chris a wonderful day tomorrow followed by years full of happiness. I hope someone will be filming the ceremony so all of us can join in (also it will be nice to check out your grooming efforts).
ReplyDeleteEvery happiness to you and Chris xxx
ReplyDeleteHave fun!
ReplyDeleteI havent got to thabk everyone personally
ReplyDeleteThank you x
Wishing you and Chris the very happiest wedding day!!! XO
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ReplyDeleteTo John & Chris, wishing you both a wonderful Wedding Day and, more importantly, a lifetime of Love and Happiness together.
ReplyDelete- Rosemary xxx
All the best for tomorrow! Looking forward to seeing the pictures with both of you looking your finest.
ReplyDeleteJohn, just be thankful you're not a woman and obliged to undergo a truly draconian personal grooming regime for weeks before the big day!
ReplyDeleteI confidently predict it'll be glitz and glamour all the way and no sign of tantrums or tiaras.
I am a soap-and-water kind of guy, too, so I can completely identify. It's a good thing, too, because Dave loves all his "products," and if BOTH of us were like that we'd be broke!
ReplyDeleteHave a truly wonderful, joyfilled day and may God bless you both with a life full of love, laughter and everything else you might wish for.
ReplyDeletecongratulations. be happy and remember this day when you are in the middle of a dog bathing time
ReplyDeleteWonderful card from Mr. Pudding. I will be thinking about the two of you today. Maybe I should make some Scotch Eggs for dinner? I have a recipe. What wine pairs well with the things?
ReplyDeleteHappy long married life to you both.
How amazing and wonderful for the two of you. From these two men on the other side of the ocean, we wish you both all the best and nothing but continued happiness and love.
ReplyDeleteXOXO,
1st Man and 2nd Man