Tonight I helped out with the training of volunteers who have to deal with
sex and abusive call on the phone.
The experiential learning is always a little difficult as there is a lot of role play
which features swearing and sexual phrases
At the end of a particularly sensitive session
the leader turned to me and whispered
It's all a bit ironic given the big cock on your chest!
TURKEY!
ReplyDeletePardon my french, but isn't that a turkey-cock on your jumper?
ReplyDeleteOh oh oh Or are you just happy to see me? (I'll see myself out)
"Your chest"? You look rather slim there compared to other view I've seen.
ReplyDeletePerhaps you just look small next to a big cock.
Its an optical illusion
DeleteIm still fat
Ah, so leaning forward makes what comes farther back seem small. I suppose I should have known that. I suggest you adopt that flattering stance henceforth and at all times (although people approaching you from behind may experience a distressing reverse illusion, I suppose. There is never a win-win, really...)
DeleteHuh? Oh yes!
DeleteSnake hips!! x
ReplyDeleteBuffalo hips in reality
DeleteLol! That made me choke on my morning cuppa John, so funny. Xxx
ReplyDeleteI really wanted to say - "nice cock John". Sorry . Xxx
ReplyDeleteI wish it had been said before
DeleteHEY HO! NICE COCK, JOHN! (tee hee)
ReplyDeleteHigh five
DeleteHand knitted ? You and husband got matching ones? (jumpers) :)
ReplyDeleteIt wouldn't be the first time...
ReplyDeleteThe perfect attire for that training session. That sadly needed training session.
ReplyDeleteAnd you do indeed look very slim in that shot.
Fabulous look today.
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
At least he didn't call you an old buzzard lol.
ReplyDeleteLooking lean in that photo! …Everybody knows that is a turkey!
ReplyDeleteWhat a big cock you have there! Hahaha!
ReplyDeleteI would have been like "Wait, are we still role playing?"
ReplyDeleteHow positively svelte you look my dear... amazing how slimming a big cock can be.
ReplyDeleteThat's almost as bad as me wearing a t-shirt to the heart doctor that had a heart print out and said, For a minute you almost bored me to death. The nurses did not think it funny.
ReplyDeleteAre you flashing your tool or is that just the space between your thighs?
ReplyDeleteLOL! :D So glad I found this blog! (Even though late to the party as usual!)
ReplyDeleteSo THAT'S the way we have to stand to look slimmer ..... I'll practice later ;-)
ReplyDeleteLove the jumper!
I shall have to practice my ' lean' !
ReplyDeleteHave you watched The Walking Dead yet John? I'm keen to hear your take on this week's episode.
If that is actually you modelling that sweater then it seems to me that you have slimmed off a lot John - does that mean that Scotch eggs have been eliminated from your diet?
ReplyDeleteSkinny legs ! It is def the way to get skinny legs - I have a similar photo of me... but without novelty jumper !
ReplyDeleteVery svelte! Looks like Bingley on your jumper... brill!
ReplyDeleteJo in Auckland, NZ
Wouldn't that jumper be better for the 'dealing with addictions' session? ;-)
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ReplyDeleteI imagine that you were quite brilliant and extremely convincing when playing the role of a caller whose language included "swearing and sexual phrases".
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ReplyDeleteI, too, thought you looked rather svelte in that photo. Scotch eggs would fit rather nicely into a "low carb" diet, wouldn't they?
ReplyDeleteHa! I think it's a turkey, technically, is it not? (Not that I'm suggesting that says anything about you. :) )
ReplyDeleteSo slimming John! So you!
ReplyDeleteImpressive cock sir
ReplyDeleteIt's all been said....so I will just behave myself.
ReplyDeleteImpressive. And I LOVE the slim hips. Shows how good married life is. xx
ReplyDeletecocker doodledoo !!
ReplyDeleteShouldn't that be gobble, gobble, gobble?
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