Competition

A recent selfie of the fiancé and I

There is a prize for the person who gives me the best photo caption!
The winner will be picked in 23 hours 

115 comments:

  1. Amazed and Bemused?

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  2. What.... your only wearing pajama bottoms too !

    cheers, parsnip

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    1. You write a lot about wearing your PJ"s walking the dogs, stuffing them in your pants so you can go to to the store, deliver eggs so on ...
      but naughty is fine too !

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  3. Appalled that Chris told the neighbor about the fanny stain on the duvet, John was speechless.

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  4. They left WHAT in the fence???

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    1. on instead of in...I get those words mixed up all the time! Teasing.

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    1. She didn't say which was which...

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  6. Shit, I think I just sat on your Scotch egg.

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  7. Keep calm and carry on... (Chris telling you after you ran over Auntie Glad)

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  8. "Here come those crisps from Mandy!"

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  9. You want me to wear WHAT on our wedding night?!?!

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  10. stop the car...it's Darryl!

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  11. I have no caption. I just wish I was performing your marriage ceremony.

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  12. Or baking the cookies for the reception.

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  13. Anonymous1:38 am

    No caption but .... love those Groucho Marx eyebrows.

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  14. "Have I really got to listen to him singing for the whole journey?"

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  15. John " Chris! Can you believe it is almost time for the wedding?"
    Chris: "No John....I cannot.....is that what you are wearing???"

    What a hottie photo of you two. Love the scarf!

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  16. Anonymous1:47 am

    Dueling Goatee Competitors from Trelawnyd, North Wales, United Kingdom, Planet Earth.

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  17. John and Dr. Chris's reactions to the zombie apocalypse.

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  18. John, " My goatee looks better than your goatee"

    Chris just raises his eyebrows as he knows better...

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  19. "Map, what Map?"
    "We don't need no stinkin map!"

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  20. "Are we there yet? God! I hope we are!"

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  21. Anonymous2:50 am

    "Look Chris, it's the second molar on the right side. I'll show you with the camera on the phone!"

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    1. Lol my mouth does look like a gin trap

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  22. Jon: "Yes, I swear! I can get 4 scotch eggs in my mouth at once!

    Chris: "am I really going to marry this clown?"

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  23. John: I thought you said the fashion police wouldn't stop us as long as I wore this @#$% scarf of yours!
    Chris: *sighs*

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  24. In the same vein as some of your blog titles------'It was also a wet one!!!!!!

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  25. "Ever since I accepted the proposal, I can't stop screaming."

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  26. "CHRIS, I'VE GOT A WASP IN MY MOUTH"

    "Oh shut up, and say cheese".

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  27. "Chris, quick,,,,,,grab that scotch egg before it flies out of the window!"

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  28. John: "what do you mean you want to be the bride...I thought I was going to be the bride"

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  29. John, "Oh Chris, you could've wiped the porridge off of your goatee before taking the selfie!"

    Lovely picture! xx

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  30. Chris's face drops as he sees John's wedding day surprise, 700 bloggers.

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  31. You: "Shit! They've caught us in delicto flagrante!
    C: "Isn't it a Berlingo?"

    (Please donate my prize to nearest Animal Rescue Centre).

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  32. Chris: (sighing) It's going to be a loooong drive.

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  33. J : "I can't help it if scotch eggs make me fart..."

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    1. And they do...especially the ones from sainsburys

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  34. Chris: 'I can do puppy dog eyes better than you can.'

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  35. When Chris calmly said, " Yes " to the idea of another rescue Bulldog, John was gobsmacked !

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  36. Dumb and Dumber....

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    1. Oooooooch that hurt x

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    2. Sorry duck x
      Thelma and Louise then.....
      I'm taking the Road Buddy allusion and running with it....

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  37. Chris is obviously saying "Pity me folks ... look who's driving!!"

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  38. Gay couple view forthcoming wedding prospects from different angles.

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  39. Chris: "did you know that I have a blog?"

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  40. "That was the gearstick! You've just thrown us into reverse!"

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  41. Chris in wedding ultimatum ...

    " Either the blog goes or I do ......."

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  42. Chris: 'Winnie is NOT going to be matron of honour'.

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  43. Whattttt? No trip to M & S for an egg?

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  44. "You are never going to believe this"

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  45. Sir do you have a liconce for that 'WInky'.
    Of course you have to use your best Peter Sellers accent to appreciate.

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  46. Damn I flippin meant Winky

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  47. Calm down John, it was only a badger baiter.

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  48. "......reverse back over him while no one is watching ......he's never liked us anyway ......"

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  49. Anonymous12:45 pm

    There are some incredibly clever and amusing replies.

    John: My god Chris, you didn't, did you. Tell me it is not true.

    Chris: You holier than thou down to earth arsehole. Life is not is not all about dog shit and Mrs Bromley's hernia and fruit scones. I have my needs.

    Ok, it is too long for a caption, but I amused myself.

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  50. Sorry. No scotch eggs at the McDonalds Drive-Thru.

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  51. Chris cuts a real stinky bit of wind and smirks. John - OMG!

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  52. Will you stop squawking - I'm not one of your Chic's

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  53. Chris had just discovered the dangers of letting John plan the menu for the wedding breakfast - three courses of Scotch Egg would certainly test the laying powers of the Ukrainian Village.

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  54. Well, "The Bold and the Beautiful" is the title that came to my mind as soon as I saw this picture. Do you happen to know this american series?

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  55. They killed Daryl!!!!

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  56. From Barb L


    I don't have a blog but want to win.
    My Caption..............
    "What's that Chris."
    You are giving away Me as the prize............
    Barb

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  57. I'll have you know officer that we're only speeding because I don't want to forget where we're going!

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  58. Chris: I HAD to tell you, John, before the 'big day'!
    John: But Christ Chris, what am I going to do with 4 kids!!??

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  59. The divorce papers haven't come through yet, hon! Only 2 months, sure hope there isn't a hold up. Oh you didn't know about the family in the city!? I'm sure I told you!

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  60. Don't have a caption, however, just wanted to say........
    Was feeling really cheesed off as workman have cut thru my water pipe and I can't even make myself a cuppa. Started reading comp entries and can't tell how much they cheered me up.
    Thank You John's blog readers.

    xx

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  61. John was more than willing to let Chris play with his gear shift while driving...until he went into reverse.

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  62. You know that stain on the carpet was damn hard to shift, your old pink toothbrush sorted it though, whassat John your old one was blue

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  63. Don't make me pull this thing over.....

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  64. Hi John, I don't have a blog but have been reading for a long time, so here's my first comment.
    Chris, Don't tell me you're going to sing Let it go from Frozen the entire journey"!
    Regards Sue

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    1. Welcome aboard sue...I liked that one....
      I will be home after 10.30 pm so will " judge the entries then
      Tee hee

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    2. "Do you want to build a snowman" (and we can use that scarf!!)?

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  65. Don't you dare shave off that beard for the wedding!

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  66. John: "He really said: I do" !!
    Chris: "I did."

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  67. JOHN : It's all very well swapping our underwear Chris, but your multicoloured Mankini is playing havoc with my scotch eggs !!!! XXXX

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  68. Was that Auntie Glad in her knickers?

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  69. Impending marriage; WTF have I done?

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  70. Omg new gay sitcom one looks a bit like Chris the other deffo doesn't look like you jogn

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  71. "That's not the stick shift."

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  72. "You used super-glue for WHAT?"

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  73. To make John feel better Chris had also dipped his chin in milk that morning. ..

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  74. Chris has just counted one hundred and eight comments and is wondering whether we will all be turning up at the wedding reception ??

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  75. Chris fails to see the need for urgency to treat John's lockjaw

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  76. " What do you mean, you threw away my crocs??"

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  77. Chris: "Oh, I didn't know you were serious when you said that you wanted me to lock up all the animals before we go on our honeymoon."

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  78. Chris, quick QUICK! pull my finger

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  79. Chris: I ran into Russell Crowe, on the train, and invited him to our wedding.
    John:YES, YES, YES!!!

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  80. 113 - now 114 - comments? YOU CANNOT BE SERIOUS!!!!!

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  81. Chris finally tells John that he always thought "gay" just meant happy.

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  82. Chris: We're both wearing all white for the wedding, don't spill.

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