Chris is working in London all week
I worked last night
Before he left we ate huge plates of bubble & squeak at the kitchen table
And so I was farting like a baby hippo at work all night
It got so bad that around 3 am I had to make up a reason to collect some patient belongings from the wards in order
to have a crafty flurry of farts in the hospital lifts!
I am off to bed covered in dogs and a cat now....
So I will leave you all with the above video
A delightfully clever IKEA commercial
Xxx
Iwant to be the first to comment so i comment before i read the post. sorry,
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on being first!
DeleteLater I had to google bubble and squeak.
DeleteNote to self: only make bubble and squeak when I intend to be alone in the house all afternoon.
ReplyDeleteI made mine from sprouts too!
DeleteI agree weaver of grass. Avoid in public.
DeleteThe frequency with which you refer to 'blowing off' leads me to conclude that you must have developed the practice into an art form by now. Perhaps you can make a lucrative sideline out of this rare and untapped 'talent' in the manner of Le Petomane? - though wouldn't care to be in your vicinity when you're 'rehearsing'!
ReplyDeletePerhaps I should start to eat charcoal?
DeleteYou could do that, J.G. On the other hand, remember that a certain Herr Hitler also had flatulence problems (I make NO further comparison!), at which his doctor most bizarrely recommended a strict vegetarian diet. Speaking as being one myself (a veggie, not a Nazi) I cannot recommend it as a cure.
Delete(Sprouts and baked beans with my cheese 'n onion quiche tonight!)
I'm in good company then eh?
Deletethank the dogs and cats I am not in the UK right now! (fans the air)
DeleteI do TRY to avoid letting rip or even sneaking one out when there's a cat nearby - just as I'm sure that you do with your dogs (+ cat). 'Twould be most impolite, not to say cruel, to impose on them with their heightened olfactory sense.
DeleteI hope he was the only one in the car driving down south, and I bet he had to open the window a few times ;-)
ReplyDeleteHe was not he virgin express..........hopefully first class was empty
DeleteWhen working night in a psychiatric hospital I had cause to visit one of the wards if two particular male nurses were working together it was possible to almost see a green miasma floating about two foot from the floor , if I had had a gas mask I would definitely have worn it lol
ReplyDeleteChris....perhaps it IS just a make nurse thing x
DeleteI know what you mean. Tony just tried out a new recipe whose main ingredient was Brussels sprouts. Very nice it was .... But oh dear !
ReplyDeleteHesse my bubble ands queen was predominately sprouts....
DeleteThat was my mistake x
on occasion, I have had to step outside the office and let the stink fly off in the breeze, much like those t-shirts in the commercial.
ReplyDeletetell me, can you fart in time to any songs? a good skill for "britain's got talent"!
The cannon finale from the 1812 overture!
DeleteThis had me giggling like a 6-year-old. No matter how old I get, farts are funny.
Deletecrikey, john!
DeleteROTFLMFAO
I made bubble and squeak last night too!
ReplyDeleteP.S. Have you begun the monetisation process?
DeleteI must be tired monetization?
DeleteI fart out in the corridor here.
ReplyDeleteSee, I'm not the only one
DeleteRest well, if the dogs will let you on the bed.
ReplyDeleteThey did!........it was cold so winnie was under the duvet!
DeleteWas she wearing a gas mask?
DeleteJust a frown
Deletepoor winnie; she WILL return the favour at some point!
DeleteNote to self in case I ever eat these in the future!
ReplyDeleteYou need to carry one of those small cans of air freshner on your hip! There are foods I avoid cooking when I know I'll be out and about !
ReplyDeleteI gave my uniform several squirts of Clinique happy!
DeleteI was waiting for the T-shirts to fart!
ReplyDeleteI would hate to be the one who took the lift after you.
It was 3 am!
DeleteM is M beat me to it. You trapped your farts in the lift.
DeleteOur dog gives us a truly disgusted look if either of us fart, while innocently ignoring his own poisonous offerings!
ReplyDeleteThere are some dishes we eat only when we know we'll be home for the next couple of days lol.
ReplyDeleteOkay, I'll be the dumb American and ask.
ReplyDeleteWhat is bubble and squeak?
Mike its a leftover dish
DeleteCooked Cabbage ( or in my case sprouts).cooked Potatoes , perhaps some cooked bacon all mashed up and fried with an egg!
Bloody lovely
Boiled cabbage and taters. mmmm. The egg added for fragrance? lol
DeleteWhat is it with all you people and strange bodily functions???
ReplyDeleteEven Queen Elizabeth farts!
DeleteAlbeit fragrantly
Crop Dusting......that's what it's called.
ReplyDeleteLol I'll remember this saying
DeleteThat's what the flight attendants call it when passengers start moving about the cabin after their meal letting them off discretely (so they think)
DeleteCrop dusting, LOL!
ReplyDeleteOne word: Gas-X
ReplyDeletehttp://mimithorisson.com/2012/04/18/scotch-eggs/
Thought of you when I saw this recipe!
That photo was absolutely beautiful
DeleteWe call something similar to this, hash....made from leftovers from a 'meat and potatoes' meal. Love it!
ReplyDeleteI only heard Watson fart once. It was super quiet and I heard this very high tiny whistle, his head went up and he looked very surprised. l was laughing, as he was trying check out where the hell that noise came from !
ReplyDeleteDogs are so funny.
cheers, parsnip
At least you didn't serve it with baked beans!!
ReplyDeleteWe had prunes for pud
DeleteIn our early married years I made Bubble and squeak for the wife, she told me that if I ever made it again it would be a short marriage as we nearly blew the bed sheets off. She does however love my Yorkshire Pudding and now makes a perfect one herself.
ReplyDeleteLol...how romantic!
DeleteJohn, I just have to say this: you men are all the same! xx
ReplyDeleteGrunt
DeleteBetter an empty house than a bad tenant........where 'ere you may be let your wind blow free..x
ReplyDeleteFree free as the wind
DeleteI love the thought of you bending over to lift a patient and letting rip. I don't think I'll ever grow out of finding farts funny ;)
ReplyDeleteTwiggy
I'm never THAT unprofessional........!
DeleteThank goodness your patients are tubed and ventilated. Anything else would be certain death!
ReplyDeleteI'm a nurse, too, John...I'm thinking that a nursing unit would be the perfect place to hide your minor explosions...you just have to be by the right patients!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness, better not stop by here when I've had B&S, I sometimes put a little chopped onion in and or chilli..........
ReplyDeleteI know it's bad when the cat won't sit near me!
I love brussels sprouts and bubble and squeak. I also love baked beans and those crunchy little dried and salted bean and pea mixes you can buy and I drink fizzy water. Unlike Raybeard, however, I make no attempt to avoid releasing the noxious gases when my dogs are about. They can beat me hands down (paws down?) when it comes to stinking up a room!
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