I've just done a 10 pm to 1am shift at Samaritans
It's an odd shift cos it's busy and I never have the ability to go to bed as soon as I get home
as I always have a need to unwind for an hour or so before retiring!
as I always have a need to unwind for an hour or so before retiring!
In the end, I started to judge the best Christmas card we have received
this year!
this year!
Marks were given for originality , humour and style
And after 26 minutes of deliberation
( I know get a life)
This is the winner!
A homemade card from blog reader Judith
My " oldest follower"
When I was on duty I did share with my fellow SAM my upset at
My secret Santa debacle
He asked me what I would have liked to have been given and
I suggested 6 scotch eggs
Or
The Walking Dead's Daryl Dixon action figure
My colleague nodded very slowly
Very
Very slowly
Hey ho
No one understands me
Nite nite
X
Sleep well, John.
ReplyDeleteMy clock does not have a 1 a.m.on it, I am pretty sure! :O)
ReplyDeleteAnd after nodding he slowly backed away. But really, who wouldn't want a Daryl action figure! Entirely reasonable, in my opinion.
ReplyDeleteGlad you like the card. I feel compelled to confess that it is indeed home-made, but by a crafty friend, not by me. The jandals (or flip-flops, or thongs, whatever) are iconic summer footwear over here.
Do I sense a fellow New Zealander? The card seems in keeping with a kiwi Christmas!
DeleteSleep well John, hopefully your chooks can lay some Scotch eggs for you.
My first boss out of college sends the nicest cards every year...always placed in front.
ReplyDeleteScotch eggs, or Pork pies, why does no-one think to give such things. They're delicious, and once appreciated take up no valuable space. The perfect presents.
ReplyDeleteAs I said before, if I was your Secret Santa I could think of several great gifts. Who in the hell give antlers ?
ReplyDeletephiffffffff.
cheers, parsnip
if I had your address I would have sent you a card, but alas...
ReplyDeleteWe poor Antipodeans are very confused over what Christmas traditions look like. Various mash ups of barbeques, roast dinners, hot and cold puddings, walks on the beach, midnight masses, carols about snow, winter, summer and pohutakawa (in NZ) are all good fun. Hey ho!
ReplyDeleteHopefully Chris does...and at least he shares your horror at the plastic antlers!
ReplyDeleteUnless you have a fridge under the tree I guess scotch eggs would be difficult to give as a pressie. I always thought Secret Santa gifts were supposed to be a laugh rather than something to appreciate, but perhaps it's moved on since I was in an office.
ReplyDeleteGreat card ~ fortunately the animals understand you
ReplyDeleteI didn't know you could get TWD action figures, so many opportunities missed! I can just imagine my families reaction with Daryl on the top of my tree :)
ReplyDeleteHow does one wrap a Scotch egg?
ReplyDeleteDare I say it... I am now watching 'The Leftovers'. Not as hooked as TWD. But it is filling in the void. plus the Policeman is rather nice looking. Even if the story is really odd at the moment. Check it out.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Cake Pop moulds could be used as quail scotch egg moulds? or even a protection for mini scotch eggs... I think I need to get out of the house...
Well I have to be honest, it would be Daryl every time! I think it sucked your plastic reindeer thing and would have been upset as well I am afraid.
ReplyDeleteThat is a really good card.
ReplyDeleteoh great, now I want a Darryl Dixon action figure too!
ReplyDeletehint to SS...gift card with a note attached to purchase scotch eggs...duh!