Boring Your Tits Off

The kitchen window

I have just written a blog entry which on reflection could have bored the tits off Barbara Windsor
I have deleted it in favour if this one....which is, on reflection, just as bad.
Will return later with a review of A Streetcar Named Desire ....we are off to see the live broadcast staring Gillian Anderson later.
I will leave you with the kitchen window flowers in way of a blog testcard
Hey ho



20 comments:

  1. I did much the same thing recently when someone dear to me expounded on his love of flannel sheets in both summer and winter.

    "Oh my," I said delightfully in front of his wife and sister "Me too. We would sleep well together."

    Gauche ain't charming in the elder brigade.

    XO
    WWW

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  2. Nearly 20 years down the road from you, it's still an issue, if that's any consolation.
    A 'sister' is what we would call a charge nurse? Is it a religious term in origin?

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    1. Yes......it is...in the uk I was a charge nurse ( make nurses in charge of a ward) female charge nurses are always called " sister" I presume it's a throwback from nun's acting as nurses

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  3. He was probably loading his shotgun as you spoke!

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  4. What makes you think you're *not* a loon? Loons have their charms too.

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  5. Are there still husbands around like this John - I hope you were imagining it, but if you weren't then I am glad I am not married to one.

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    1. No I think you misunderstood my drift..... I felt I had to explain myself , he didn't. I think it was my problem

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  6. Don't worry about it .... I babble all the time :-)

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  7. How nice that you still have flowers.

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  8. Yes, John, I know the feeling. I start blurting out rubbish, answer machine, or wife, I panic.

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  9. Anonymous3:52 pm

    My mouth always kicks in before my brain gets a chance.

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  10. Now we are all pining for the deleted post, except for the first few commenters who were able to read it and whose comments are causing us to pine :) ... I'm not at all sure you are capable of writing a boring post, by the way.

    Those two large flowers at the bottom of the bunch are striking.

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    1. It wasn't a boring post at all Jenny but I cant be bothered to paraphrase it for you.. Imagine my horror when I thought I was responding to it and I looked up and saw something about Barbara Windsor's tits.

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  11. Boring the tits off Barbara Windsor was one of my teenage fantasies after watching "Carry on Camping".

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  12. All I can think of is our Babs giggling after reading this! I hope Gillian Anderson was good.

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  13. Ramble on John, we love it anyway!
    Lovely flowers btw. xxx

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  14. I would love to go to the theatah.

    Love,
    Janie

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  15. Anonymous10:11 pm

    I love the flowers.

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  16. Tits still in place. And love your flowers.

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  17. Your posts are never boring John! Consequently my tits are where they should be.

    Jo in Auckland, NZ

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