I flapped my arms to slow the driver down, but he too seemed preoccupied and the inevitable collision was only averted by some nifty footwork on Albert's part.
Our little corner of Trelawnyd may well be a little idyll for us, but for Albert there is danger at almost every turn. Not only is there a threat from ignorant van drivers but " The Bastard " still mooching around in the churchyard ( the " Bastard " is the local feral cat who tried to kick the shit out of Albert on a regular basis) but Benji ( the wire haired fox terrier from down the lane) is baying for some black cat blood to be spilt as soon as possible and I have no doubt that if he ever catches Albert in his garden than Albert would be killed as quickly as a fat man eating an eclair .
It's harder being a cat than you think
You are right, you know. Quicker even...
ReplyDeleteYes, cats that spend any time outdoors are in peril! Only their quick footed- ness saves them at times. We've lost a couple that have been caught unawares.
ReplyDeleteGlad Albert had one of his many nine lives spared today. He is so cute.
ReplyDeleteI was reading that despite popular belief a lot of cats don't like going outdoors and would rather stay indoors where they're safe from other cats and other outdoor hazards like cars. Glad to hear Albert is still working through his nine lives.
ReplyDeleteI think Albert
DeleteIikes a bit of both nick
As long as dogs, cats and cars are not about
Ha, I just posted my own cat photos. Lady McKenna has a cushy life next to Albert. But I bet Albert wouldn't want it any other way.
ReplyDeleteWe had him confined to barracks one time Alison when he was ill and it drove him batty
DeleteAnd you as well, no doubt.
DeleteVillage life does not only involve we humans; there's another whole world out there too!
ReplyDeleteI was waiting for the fat man eating a chocolate eclair to arrive on the scene...
ReplyDeleteI kind of liked the metaphor or was it a simile
DeleteWho knows
Simile. Reminded me of a scene in Victor Victoria, where Victoria is starving and stops outside a cafe window to watch a fat man eating an eclair, then faints. :)
Delete"But the cat came back, he thought it was a goner...."
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LjMffHG1V_Q
First time I have ever heard that Michael.......
DeleteWas quite worried when it was titled
" a camp song"
I am so grateful that neither my chickens nor my cat ever venture into the road. Chickens seem to understand boundaries by some mysterious process but cats rarely do.
ReplyDeleteMay that particular fat man never get his teeth on that eclair!
I lost a chicken last year
DeleteFlat as a pancake
And the pastoral life in the country is a lot more violent than I imagined. Our city cats have it easy. A jaunt onto their private terrace whenever they want and a quick dash back in the house if a car down below makes too much noise.
ReplyDeleteI guess Albert had to have a risky life
DeleteAll his litter mates were killed on a main road, after he and them were abandoned
I started the year with 8 feral cats in my woodshed. I trapped each and had them neutered and vaccinated and fed them well. I have 80 acres for them to hunt. Now I have 3, along with a well-fed coyote out there somewhere. Outdoors IS a difficult place for a cat to live. The indoor-only cats live well into their teens.
ReplyDeleteI had an indoor-only cat that lived to the ripe old age of 20, which, I believe, is 100 in human years.
DeleteI could be a cat - a rather cool cat. Free board and lodge, no need for clothes and you can lick your genitals whenever you want.
ReplyDeletelol only a man would say that! lol
DeleteYou could do that too if you were a little younger YP
DeleteReminds me of that old joke "Why do dogs lick their balls?".."because they can"
DeleteI don't suppose you could convince Albert to stay indoors..maybe import some mice for him to chase in the house?
ReplyDeleteNot a chance in hell d
DeleteI'm wondering if Albert's hearing is going. I know he is getting up there. Once cats start to hit senior years they really do need to stay closer to home. Maybe you should get another cat, a female, that would keep his interests at the home-front.
ReplyDeleteDeb... He's only young at seven
DeleteI think he was more interested in the mouse
I have waged war within myself over whether it is fair to our cats that they are indoor-only. There is a whole set of issues with boredom, obesity, boredom, scratching, boredom, litter boxes, and did I mention boredom? But outdoor cats have more diseases, injuries and early deaths - some of them pretty gruesome - than indoor cats. It's usually hard to re-train any cat who has had some freedom, although I have to say our stray has never poked her nose out the door since she came; she seems to enjoy being away from the great outdoors. Rambling today. The important thing is that Albert is okay. And he is a handsome boy.
ReplyDeleteAlso, hope you're feeling better today, John.
ReplyDeleteI had 10 hours sleep.. I do feel a lot better x
DeleteOur village has trebled in size since we moved here and some (a minority) of the incomers are not used to the country roads. They drive far too fast, unaware that just round the next bend there may be horses, tractors, people walking dogs, sheep on the road etc. I have seen horses spooked by cars overtaking them at full speed. I always pull into the side with the dogs when traffic approaches. Most drivers are lovely and slow down and pull across the road. Some others just zoom past, despite my big show of putting my hand up (could be interpreted as 'thank you for slowing down' or 'PLEASE slow down'). Thank goodness Albert is ok - he's a beauty!
ReplyDeleteThe cars that most annoy me are the mothers on the school run in a morning
DeleteThey are always too fast
That's why I always try to wait until after the school run to walk the dogs.
DeleteIf only someone could trap the feral cat, "fix" it up. And the terrier? Could Winnie handle it?
ReplyDeleteLovely Albert!
He's a sweetie when Albert is not about... But yes I have seen Winnie hitch her nose under his arse and flip him when he gets too boisterous
DeleteWe have one outdoor, one indoor cat. Indoor cats only was a decision about five years ago when the hawks established a rookery across the street, and no kitten or small cat would be safe.
ReplyDeleteAt one point we had two indoor cats, one of whom was the complete escape artist, except he came home to go to the bathroom. He died, I believe of neurosis. The other indoor cat enjoys the smell of outdoors through the screen, and in four years has made no attempt to go there.
As for the out door cat, he come in solely on his terms. Spends cold winter nights on a chair and at four am HOWLS for someone to let him out to use the real litter box.
Stay safe Albert! Black kitties have a special place in my heart.
ReplyDeleteMy black cat Jinx is a fat happy indoor cat. Stay safe Albert....
ReplyDeleteOh the cats. After 20 years at the farm catless, three kittens showed up at the barn. I should have never started feeding them because I ended up with about 50 barn cats. I couldn't get them fixed fast enough as it was just too expensive. Finally found a vet in Connecticut who prescribed birth control for feral cat colonies and it worked for 3 years. He died and I could no longer get the birth control powder. We are down to 5 at the house only one of which gets to come in and out as he pleases. One feral tom keeps coming to the house and attacking my cats in which they keep getting abscesses and costing me a lot in vet bills. I wish I could catch him.
ReplyDelete50!
Delete50!
Omg
50 is a small number considering that one female cat & her offspring can produce 420,000 cats in just 7 years. Only 1 out of 12 cats will ever find a home. In our state there is no excuse for not having any cats spayed or neutered since there are no cost & low cost clinics that provide the surgery through funds raised by no-kill cat shelters. The problem is the irresponsible pet owners that are too lazy to take their cat to be fixed that angers me.
DeleteI love my cats. A stray cat turned up and my brother was keeping an eye on her because she was in kit and then she went and had the kittens under the weighbridge. They sed to dodge the lorries. I now have all four of them and my brother has the mother.xxx
ReplyDeleteIn some ways John a quiet road is more dangerous for the cat I think, because in busy areas cats get really street-wise. Our dearly loved cat Maxi got run over some years ago and was terribly injured. We searched and searched but couldn't find him. A friend heard him screaming in the hedge bottom, found him and put him out of his misery. I fear for my two now. They have managed ten years but you never know.
ReplyDelete"Albert would be killed as quickly as a fat man eating an eclair"
ReplyDeleteRather slowly then, with many years of time delay...
Good
That's why cats have, and need, nine lives.
ReplyDeleteDanger is lurking at every corner for cats. However, Albert is living 'the life of Riley' until, if ever, he meets his fate tragically.
ReplyDeleteSo happy to hear that Albert is OK !
ReplyDeleteThat is a very scary feeling.
Albert is such a help to you and your garden/farm.
I have a friend who has two indoor cats She has cat shelves built in a room for their jumping and napping pleasure. She also has built a screened in porch for their outdoor fun.
That is something I would do. Kitties do not live long outside where I live. Walking hor-d'oeuvres.
Daughter worked for SPCA clinic. The sick and messed up outdoor cats that came through there was awful. Dogs too but more cats because many people think them disposal. They had free programs that gave you the traps you would bring the cats in. They would fix them and give then as many vaccination as they could. Give them back and hope for the best.
My feelings are unless they are farm kitties and fixed, cats should be kept inside and safe.
The only thing worst than a Mum on a school run is a Dad who is talking on his phone, drinking coffee and HAS to make the school run that morning. Been there seen that.
cheers, parsnip
I find the whole house cat thing a bit hard to understand
DeleteOnly because I don't have experience of it.... I guess in the UK Housecats are still relatively rare
It's a bloody Welsh jungle out there John.
ReplyDeleteGlad to hear Albert got away in time!
ReplyDeleteMy cats are indoor/outdoor by choice. I leave it to them to decide, and I try to make the back yard entertaining enough so they don't feel the need to go out front to the roadway.
Feral cat Grace who had a huge territory for a spayed female at the last location (10 acres at least) would scamper across the road and hunt in the field across the street. Several times i'd be coming home from someplace, and she'd run in front of my car, racing to the back step as if to say i couldn't prove anything, but she'd have a guilty look on her face.
Jim ran towards the house if he were in front and heard a loud car or truck go past, so why he decided to cross the busy road that abuts mine is beyond me. The only thing i could figure was that he was hunting something and not mindful of the road. He was not successful in his crossing :0(
We have raptors here as well as wolves or coyotes and fishers (similar to weasels and badgers) so there are predators. And, i'm sure there are several fat men here who eat all kinds of pastry.
What's a raptor?
DeleteI thought that was a dinosaur.
?
Is it a lizard?
Raptor can be either, John. Hawks and such are also known as raptors.
DeleteGlad that Albert is okay for another day!
Yes, what LindaG said. Hawks, owls, eagles, kestrels. We do have some large owls here that have taken cats, although JoJo i think would be too big for most.
DeleteAll too familiar. And very, very glad that Albert (who looks like Jazz's long lost brother) escaped.
ReplyDeleteJacksonville is full of feral cats. They are all over my neighborhood.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
So glad Albert lives to mouse another day.
ReplyDeleteGood old Albert. My heart nearly stopped. Do you think a terrier would be a match for a cat? I have seen cat and dog fights where the dog slinks away (bloody nosed) knowing when defeated.
ReplyDeleteAs to keeping cats indoors - as some of your other readers suggest: It's crazy. It's cruel. Yes, sure, you may keep the cat "safe" but it goes against all their instincts. How to chase a butterfly, catch a mouse or worse (frogs come to mind), and put bounty at our feet (unfortunately only half dead) as a token of their affection?
I love cats. But currently living inner city I wouldn't dream of indulging myself. It'd be totally unfair to the cat.
Apropos of nothing, and I may have told you this before: One of our cats had a death wish. Or at least that's what I told her. Awful. She'd hear my car turn into our road, and good old loyal soul and friend she was she'd run out, sit in the middle [of the road]. I tell you, John, a three point turn when taking your driving test has nothing on trying to park your car with your cat in attendance. As touched as I wasthose moments she drove me nuts. Sadly eventually a car (not mine) got her. By chance a friend of mine found her at the curb. Took her to the vet. Yes, good old Fleury, unblemished, yet died of shock/cardiac arrest on the vet's table. Still haunts me that I wasn't there when the nine years allocated to her came to an end. My friend didn't actually know she was mine, or should I say my son's. I had both our cats micro chipped (thank god, otherwise we'd never known).
Thing is, like with anything living - be they people or animals, risk is never further away than your next breath.
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I tried to adopt a sem-feral kitten last year and bring her in my house to live with my other two indoor cats. She loved when I would bring her in out of the cold for a few hours of lap sitting and brushing but then would start pawing and crying at the window when she needed to get going. Sadly, she met her fate when she followed another, faster cat across the narrow, winding country road. I looked for her for days and was told by our neighbor farmer that she was hit by a car. It broke my heart and I wished I had trained her to be an inside cat. However, I knew that she was happy for that year and a half and like Albert, had the best of both worlds.
ReplyDeleteAh, yes. The endless potential conflict of neighbourhood pets. I experience this with Olga on a regular basis. There's a cat down the road that she would absolutely LOVE to consume.
ReplyDeleteOur Ginger is leading quite a busy life at the moment. Keeping our neighbours cat Tash away from our land and sending him running back over the boundary fence AND keeping himself and the dogs supplied with mice, moles and rabbits. If I have to remove one more dead body from my living room carpet I'll scream !!
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