The Gwyneth Jones Cup

I never excelled academically as a child

I was always picked last for games

I never won anything at chess club, for drama

or for music .

I wasn't in the Scouts, so never earned my proficiency badges.

and I was never a prefect.

I rode a horse badly,

I was born too early for judo, and other after school activities,

And I was never awarded a special book at school prize giving

So it is with great pride that I now show off

The Gwyneth Jones cup for " Best Boiled Fruit Cake In Show"

It may be small

To some it was seem insignificant

But to me

It's class!