Right....all those red blooded men and women out there please take note
Make sure you don't say something " playful" & " fruity" to your partner
When you are perusing the cakes in marks & Spencer's bakery
A young man behind us who was reaching forward for a French stick got more than he bargained for
this afternoon!
TEASE!
ReplyDeleteJane x
yea haww !
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
My OH just held up a sports bra and shouted across the shop to me "this'll keep the puppies in place"
ReplyDeleteWas it buy one get one free or did you knee him in the goolies for pushing in?
ReplyDeleteDid you spare him a raisin?
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Did he come too close to you?
ReplyDeleteDoes them good, I say. Broadens their outlook!
ReplyDelete"Details at the top of the hour!"
ReplyDeleteWe hope.
If he were not behind you, then I would have thought that it was you who administered the goosing with the French Stick.
ReplyDeleteIt was probably good for him to hear - and certainly educational.
ReplyDeletewell? what was said? don't keep us in suspense, man!
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMust be Welsh humo(u)r. I don't understand. SPELL IT OUT, MAN, PREFERABLY WITH PICTURES.
ReplyDeleteOh My! I hope he the young man enjoyed his personalized shopping experience.
ReplyDeleteDare I ask?
ReplyDeleteEver see National Lampoon's "Animal House"? Sounds like the scene in the veg section comparing zucchini.
ReplyDeleteIf you're not going to tell us what you said, what was his reaction? Beetroot-face?
ReplyDeleteSo many possibilities to keep our lurid minds racing
ReplyDeleteHehehehe ........
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