Saturday, 14 June 2014

Sucking A Croc

I still can't move much
What with a whole melon in my mouth
Winnie took advantage of my stupor
And has Spent much of her time trying to distroy my croc
Just As Chris was trying to watch a re run of Yes Minister

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  1. Oh - you left the word 'off' out, from respect to that Australian bloke who used to do that sort of thing?

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    2. Oh, I can be so slow sometimes...

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  2. Do you ever worry that you will be bitten?

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    1. She doesn't have any teeth Libby x

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  3. Oh geez! You may knock her out with that foot!! lol

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    1. Jimbo
      She's a tough old thing

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  4. No teeth?

    But anyway, you may awaken one morning and find you have been gummed down to the bone with jaws like that working on you. (Or perhaps not awaken)

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  5. It was obviously your foot she wanted - not the Croc. Her interest died when the shoe hit the floor.

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    1. You've guessed right
      She adores nipping my toes
      It's her mission in life

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  6. Maybe she needs a BIG chew bone?
    Have a good Sunday, John. ♥

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  7. I think that Winnie was the victor ….. once the croc was off your foot you were the loser John !! XXXX

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  8. I loved hearing the laugh track from the tv show!

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  9. I'm afraid someday you'll be hauled into court for some minor offense (probably involving airborne dog poo), and the punishment will be to google some of your most, erm, imaginative post titles and visit the first 5 pages each one brings up.

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  10. Once the croc came off, you were scared, toothless or not!

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  11. Dog's got taste, her mission to destroy the crocs is blessed by everyone with any sense of fashion ;-P

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    1. I know they are not the best looking "shoes" in the world, but they are just the job when gardening or slobbing around in general.

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  12. Alfred was doing an excellent job of ignoring you both. Just as any wise cat tends to do.

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  13. I hope you aren't attached to those crocs because I think Winnie has won that one.

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  14. This must be the first Croc to be gummed to death by a Dog.

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  15. try wearing pink crocs could put her off, but hide the toes as that is her goal

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  16. Poor Winnie! Delicate as a wet Kleenex yet gets as much respect as a football in the back of England's net. (Tee hee!).

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  17. aww Winnie is adorable. I love her!

    Jo in Auckland, NZ

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