Friday, 4 April 2014

Slow Day

Not much happened in the village yesterday
Oh animal helper Pat sprayed her hair with antiperspirant 
Instead of hair lacquer 
Does that count for news?

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  1. Sweaty hair perhaps?

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  2. Do it the other way and you get sticky armpits - I speak from experience!

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    1. Me too! Although I never wear the stuff these days.

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  3. At least it wasn't anything else she put in her hair like cameron.

    X x

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    1. Yeah, he's going to lose two more followers because of poor taste. ;-)

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    2. They won't be the last

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  4. I got anti-perspirant on my toothbrush once by accident when the lid fell off in my sponge bag. Makes for a very dry mouth!

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  5. Some silly boys in the village used to spray their arms with anti perspirant & light it with a match !

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  6. you made my day just looking at the photo chuckle chuckle

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  7. I just know that this throwaway post will get more comments than any of my serious posts!

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    1. What serious posts?

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    2. Maybe Earl meant "series of posts".

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    3. I know the feeling.

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    4. Everyone's a comic!

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  8. There's quite a few deodorant jokes on the web, John. I'll leave other followers to tell them if you don't. Can you still get Brut and Old Spice deodorant?

    When were young: Every lad thought it was great to spray that instead of having a bath or a shower. And all lasses used to cover themselves in Petunia oil. I'm still chuckling over you breaking wind in Aldi. Dave Cameron shops in Waitrose. Apparently you get a better conversation according to last nights news.

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    1. I would never fart in marks and Spencer
      I couldn't stand the shame

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  9. I've cleaned my teeth with shaving cream, not something I want to repeat!

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  10. Shaving foam under the armpits is a rather unpleasant shock too.

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    1. Oh dear penny and john... I've started something

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  11. It could have been worse, a friend of mine once used roach spray....

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  12. The very best and cheapest antiperspirant is idleness.

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    1. Thanks for that old wise one

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  13. One of the most hilarious movie scenes of all time.

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  14. A quiet day can be a peaceful experience (circular logic for so early in the day.)

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  15. I've sprayed fly spray instead of mosquito repellent on me.I spent the day smelling like Jeff Goldblum.
    Jane x

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  16. I took a mouthful of fabric softener once when I sat my coffee cup down beside the cap full...thankfully didn't swallow it...it tasted terrible if you want to know.

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  17. There's a distinct lacquer news in Trelawnyd.

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    1. Has anyone made the bad hair-day joke yet? I can't be arsed to look.

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    2. Ok ok YP WINS WITH THE BEST WITTY RETORT

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  18. (Echoing some of the above, particularly Penelope B.) This reminds me of the time my Dad used Brylcreem for toothpaste - and didn't notice.

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  19. Reminds me of the morning Mr. Welcome Words got drifty and confused the destinations of his antiperspirant, jock itch medicine, and athlete's foot medicine. Exciting times.

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  20. Is this famous person by stealth?

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  21. Teabag instead of tampon. (They both have those strings.)

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    1. Oh dear...pass the bucket

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  22. Have heard of an elderly lady in my childhood community brushing her teeth with her hemorrhoid cream.

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  23. I am trying to update my image, so thanks for that photograph - it is another possible change of hairstyle.

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  24. God she was tedious on The Graham Norton Show! Why does he book American bores? Remarkably polite and restrained of Russell, Richard and Kylie I thought. I am assuming I am correct and your
    picture is of Cameran Diaz. If not I apologise! profusely!!

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  25. I saw this and thought of you! http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/things-you-didnt-know-about-the-walking-dead

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  26. Least she didn't use Mary's hair gel ~
    great movie !

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