"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
"(Margo Channing)
Arse shot
I can thank Chris for this candid shot of my arse sticking out of my pants at tesco's checkout
At least it proves that I have lost a stone and half.......
Off to work today...Chris is in charge
I was glad to find out that the arse was yours, and not some poor unsuspecting stranger's. You look like a young cute worker dude who might trim my trees.
You're absolutely right. She is truly delightful. I have tried to convince her to be my pretend lesbian lover, but she won't go along with it. My former pretend lesbian lover quit blogging.
I've seen this look somewhere else before. I know where. Just tell the truth, you're trying to copy those young lads who wear their trousers around their knees as a fashion thing, aren't you? You just got caught on camera, ha ha ha.
Looking very good, John - go you! I'm worrying about the thoughts of the other customers who clocked Chris taking photos of an unsuspecting man's bum. Shock! Horror!
Good job on the weight loss, John ! also at least your scivies were pulled up and not showing the famous plumber's crack. Good shot, Chris ! getting back for all the times he has gotten you I am certain. xx
If I had been walking past pushing my trolley, apart from wondering at the amazing selection of wild fruit on display in Tesco's, I would have been hard pressed to resist the temptation to snap a stalk of fresh, crispy celery from a bunch and insert it into the crack above your sagging waist band!
At least you had your drawers on! Looking good! Congrats on the weight loss. I've gained 10 lbs and I am not happy, especially with the holidays coming up.
Were you trying to frighten the children?
ReplyDeleteI do so hope so
DeleteI really hoped the title wasn't what I thought it was... Dang!
ReplyDeleteSkinny Minnie! Well done, you!
ReplyDeleteLookin' good, my friend, lookin' good!
ReplyDeletex
Tesco doing a bogof on buns?
ReplyDeleteChris is in charge of the blog too?
ReplyDeleteOh no...THATS ALL MINE
DeleteThere are so many kids now days who wear their 'pants on the ground'. ;-)
ReplyDeleteHave a great weekend, John!
That's trendy john !
ReplyDeleteCongratulations. I don't think I like you this evening though. That is a stunning weight loss and I should be following suit.
ReplyDeleteYou won't go bulimic on us now, will you?
ReplyDeleteIf there are scotch eggs on the shelves......NEVER,
DeletePlease tell me thats not a thong showing above the waistband!! Excellent weight loss btw, be proud, be very proud. :-)
ReplyDeleteA thong.........I doubt I could cock my leg high enough
DeleteStone and a half - excellent: Every little helps
ReplyDeleteVery svelte. Well done.
ReplyDeleteBriony
x
At least you weren't 'out there' and were wearing something under those pants! :-)!
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he giggled while he took it, well done on the weight loss.
ReplyDeleteWhen Chris asks what you want for Christmas say "A belt please!"
ReplyDeleteI was thinking that too !
DeleteIf that's a week's shopping in your trolley then it's not surprising that you're wasting away.
ReplyDeleteBuying cut-price dog food on Black Friday?
ReplyDeleteHave you asked Santa for new clothes for Christmas?
ReplyDeletehohoho, nice arse there! at least no crack was showing (juat say no to crack)!
ReplyDeleteI think perhaps a new pair of braces?
ReplyDeletethank god for underwear!
ReplyDeleteThat looks like Tesco's answer to "the people of Walmart shots" but wonderful for the weight loss!
ReplyDeleteThe camera LOVES you - you saucy minx!....
ReplyDeleteI was glad to find out that the arse was yours, and not some poor unsuspecting stranger's. You look like a young cute worker dude who might trim my trees.
ReplyDeleteOh you are truly delightful Susie... Did I ever tell you that?
DeleteNo.
DeleteYou're absolutely right. She is truly delightful. I have tried to convince her to be my pretend lesbian lover, but she won't go along with it. My former pretend lesbian lover quit blogging.
DeleteWow you look slim and trim, John. Congratulations!
ReplyDeleteThanks for showing no crack, but you deserve to show a bit of that nice, slim ass!
ReplyDeleteMy grandson lost a stone and a half, too. I bought him new pants as well as a new belt.
ReplyDeleteLooking good, both of you.
I've seen this look somewhere else before. I know where.
ReplyDeleteJust tell the truth, you're trying to copy those young lads who wear their trousers around their knees as a fashion thing, aren't you? You just got caught on camera, ha ha ha.
Looking very good, John - go you!
ReplyDeleteI'm worrying about the thoughts of the other customers who clocked Chris taking photos of an unsuspecting man's bum. Shock! Horror!
That's almost worthy of a Wal Mart shot!
ReplyDeleteJanex
Good job on the weight loss, John ! also at least your scivies were pulled up and not showing the famous plumber's crack. Good shot, Chris ! getting back for all the times he has gotten you I am certain. xx
ReplyDeleteWell done on your weight loss, I think everyone else has said it all
ReplyDeleteThat's about the only good thing that can be said about it john.
ReplyDeleteBe careful you don't wind up on peopleofwalmart.com
ReplyDeleteIf I had been walking past pushing my trolley, apart from wondering at the amazing selection of wild fruit on display in Tesco's, I would have been hard pressed to resist the temptation to snap a stalk of fresh, crispy celery from a bunch and insert it into the crack above your sagging waist band!
ReplyDeleteNow that's funny :)
DeleteThat's an impressive weight loss - well done, John.
ReplyDeleteTo heck with the belt for Christmas, you need some new trousers!
As they say in my neck of the woods: NICE ASS!!
ReplyDeleteNo whitey tighties.....that or you need to brighten up your whites!
ReplyDeleteLooking good man!
New pants, John, or at the very least a new belt! Well done on the weight loss though, especially at this time of year. XXX
ReplyDeleteThis is a good reason to listed to the old warning from the Aunts that said be sure to never leave the house with out clean underwear.
ReplyDeletecheers, parsnip
Yo - wicked. Nice pants bro.
ReplyDeleteWhat am I talking about?
At least you had your drawers on! Looking good! Congrats on the weight loss. I've gained 10 lbs and I am not happy, especially with the holidays coming up.
ReplyDeleteThat's the trouble with losing weight, you need a whole new wardrobe.
ReplyDeleteOr braces.
There must be SOME reason you continue to hang out with this guy...
ReplyDeleteI love him dearly x
DeleteMay I suggest a new belt.
ReplyDeleteNice tush ;-)
ReplyDeleteIf that photo had been taken here in the States, you would have undoubtedly made it onto the People of WalMart website.
Okay, im pretty sure this is not the answer to the question I asked yesterday...
ReplyDelete:o !
Not even a good look on catwalk models John.
ReplyDeleteYou might want to start wearing brightly patterned boxer shorts... or none at all.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on the weight loss....you might look into some suspenders though lol.
ReplyDeleteOh well at least there's no bike rack on show ;-)
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