A Dirty Muffin

Am I the only person that sees the funny side of very ordinary things?

I was sat in the vets early this morning with a very itchy William

( now there's a double entendre if ever I wrote one)
And I was Hoping that George Clooney was on duty

There were three customers

Me

and two middle aged women, both with cats in carriers

We introduced our pets in passing
William
Smegal
And a somewhat angry looking Persian called muffin
Muffin's owner called over to the receptionist and asked which vet was taking the clinic
" I have to tell you before I go in" she confessed " that he's been living in an outbuilding for a few months"
The woman looked over at me, and in way of explanation said in a very posh voice that her
" Muffin  was all wet, dirty and terribly unkempt "
I bit my cheek and looked down at the floor
as the receptionist started to cough