Well it's Bake off night
And the going is getting tough
Loveable Glenn has been kicked off for a puff pastry malfunction ( how apt)
Welsh gal Becca cranked up a gear
Francis got a well deserved merit
And big head Kimberly really got on my tits
Best bit of the programme
The much repeated
And well loved
" get a ruddy grip" telling off by Mel
Loved it
"Big head Kimberly got on my tits"....I love this expression! Hee hee
ReplyDeleteGutted to see Glenn go. That only leaves me Becca and Christine to cheer for as the others get right up my nose. I must admit Frances' cream horns looked lush and reminded me so much of my Mum - she baked 1000's of the bloody things and people would come for miles for them, so Paul's comment they could do with a 'bit more colour' was met with disdain. I've eaten more cream horns in my 44 years than he's got laid by cheap Chef's
ReplyDeleteCream horn
DeleteThe words always make me smile
Eugh I take it back!!!!
DeleteShame Glenn went but it was on the cards after last week ..... Ruby and Kimberley both get on my wick and are just like the girls at school who used to crawl round the teachers ..... and Ruby even brought in the phrase ' played with my new kitten ' !!!! ...... I bet Paul Hollywood LOVED that !! XXXX
ReplyDeleteI would love it if Christine or Francis whipped their arses in the final
DeleteI thought you would have liked Sue's line about the ginger dick as an alternative to the spotted one!!!
ReplyDeleteI didn't miss that.. As well as her
Delete" first time I've eaten a nun" comment
Tee hee!
DeleteOh p l e a s e
ReplyDeleteis Ruby the young one with curly hair? God she needs to sort her self out. she really gets on my nerves. she is the type to be in an office full of women and be a real cow bag. and the minute a man walks into the room, turns into girly mush and pretends she cant do anything.
ReplyDeleteGet a Grip. Never a truer word said before. Its a good thing that programme Gogglebox isn't being filmed in my house.
Puff Pastry malfunction indeed. Bake off - fuck off (a taxi-driver speaks his mind).
ReplyDeleteMaybe Glenn will lose some weight now. Good looking boy but very puffy !
ReplyDeleteThose two girls are very irritating.....would like to pie them.......
ReplyDeleteThe "play with my kitten" thing got right up my nose.
ReplyDeleteAs a teenager I hated soppy girls like Ruby, because all the boys fell for it!
puff pastry malfunction?
ReplyDeleteOver here in the States Janet Jackson had a wardrobe malfunction a few years back during a Superbowl and millions of prudes had a heart attack.
Just been watching your video with the lovely Winifred, then the disappointment hit me, you dont have a welsh accent,gutted,Daisy xx
ReplyDeleteSad to see Glen go...of the rest...Kimberley is too cocky, Ruby irritating and Christine annoying...so Frances or Becca get my vote
ReplyDeleteAgree about Kimberly... smug cow-ness is very unbecoming. That simpering smile covering gritted teeth. You can almost hear the sound of her teeth shattering when the others do better than her. Not that I'm a bitch or anything... like.
ReplyDeleteLuckily Sue didn't seem to be fluttering around the fragrant Ruby so much this week; perhaps someone's had a word. Poor Glenn, but if you will use butter as wrapping paper, what do you expect?
ReplyDeleteI was sorry to see Glenn go - I thought he was really sweet & good looking too. Ruby really pisses me off - last week's "Oh I'm sorry, they're terrible" act right got on my wick. Don't mind Kimberley but am rooting for Becca.
ReplyDeleteHuzzah for Bake Off!