Anyhow
The subject of today's post, Children is public nudity and not Zombie apocalypses
Well it's not about frontal nudity....... God forbid........... but it's about losing one's trousers when holding four dogs on leads and two large plastic bags of dog crap .down the beach kind of nudity.
I should be happy
It's all about losing over 16 lbs
And not investing in a belt.
Elasticated waists were so much easier.
And more practical
so then this is a good thing, right?
ReplyDeleteMy special decorating trews have a habit of falling down when I am up a ladder. Normally I go commando but when I am decorating I always remember to wear my tiger print thong. Ask Chris if he will buy you some braces for Christmas and well done for losing sixteen pounds. A great effort sir!
ReplyDeleteA tiger print thong?
DeleteOh dear.... Your gay street cred has suddenly evaporated
LOL :) ~ but 2 x LARGE plastic bags of dog poo?? ~ you couldn't collect shells?
ReplyDeleteI have a lovely collection
DeleteBelts off, trousers down, isn't life a scream?
ReplyDeleteTry saying that to the judge
DeleteYou were doing well until you mentioned elasticated waists...no, no, no. Please buy a belt
ReplyDeleteOk.....I will maintain your high standards nota
DeleteOk I DVR'd last night's episode so as soon as I saw Walking Dead in your post I didn't read any further for fear that there would be spoilers LOL.
ReplyDeleteIt doesn't air hear until Friday!
Deletedammit, no picture! :(
ReplyDeleteThank The Lord............you'd need a telephoto lens
DeleteI havae no clue as to what Walking Dead might be but I think you need some braces for your trousers. Well done on the weight loss, that is imoressive.
ReplyDeleteCome here more often toffee and you will be well versed in the walking dead and things such as scotch eggs!
DeleteI do like elastic waists, myself. They may look sloppy, but they cover you up. I managed to gain a pound, that isn't as easy as it sounds either. Great that you are losing!
ReplyDeleteAtta gal
DeleteWas any one else on the beach?
ReplyDeleteA middle aged couple in a ford orion
DeleteOh the perils of losing weight! What about braces that clip onto the waistband?
ReplyDeleteCan I suggest wearing a smock dress, assuming your shoulders are square enough to support the straps without slipping. The Grayson Perry look is quite a la mode at the moment.
ReplyDeleteNot in Trelawnyd it's not!
DeleteCould have been worse.
ReplyDeleteNot sure how though.
Commando?
DeleteWait for warmer weather!
DeleteOne hand for the leash, one for the waistband and one for...oh wait...
ReplyDeleteWith success comes embarrassment ...... I think that you should bask in the glory of weightloss John ! XXXX
ReplyDeleteAs the kids here do with the sagging fad, wear a longer shirt. Since, we canceled cable we now stream, TWD and Sons of Anarchy. But, we can watch them a day later than actual air date. Much, much cheaper too.
ReplyDeleteAt least you didn't have your queen-sized panty hose slither down to your ankles while you were in public. Been there.
ReplyDeleteNancy in Iowa
Panty hose slither?
DeleteDo explain!
Before I retired I used to dress "properly", wearing panty hose every day to work. Queen size. One day after work I was shopping, could feel the wasteband slip, then it all went to hell. Every step brought them inching down lower, but I couldn't stand there. I tried clutching the, uh, pants part thru my skirt, but by the time I made it to the ladies' room the legs gave up and dropped! Needless to say I haven't worn any in my gracious retirement!
DeleteBit of knicker elastic and thread through your waistbands-should keep you going for a bit longer.
ReplyDeleteMaybe you could invest in a pair of those bib-type overalls.... you're a farmer, you could pull that off in style ;-)
ReplyDeleteWith straw in my hair?
DeleteIt was good - that's all I'm gonna say. (But probably not as good as you in your knickers. Just saying...)
ReplyDeleteCareful, John -- you'll catch your death! So, Walking Dead is good, is it?
ReplyDeleteOn Par with a scotch egg
DeleteWow, I am super impressed with your weight loss. And the pants falling down? Made me lol!
ReplyDeleteWe've been watching The Walking Dead on Netflix (we don't have cable) so my husband and I are just now getting to see the last season. The governor is CRAZY, and Daryl is hotter than ever!
He does need a hair wash though
DeleteOff subject. I'm putting 50p on Ruby to win 'Bake Off'. And with my winnings I shall buy her a comb!
ReplyDeleteBuy her a joke book.....perhaps that will put a smile on her chops
DeleteElasticated waists are the way to go. You can get some super-dooper slack styles in those Coopers of Stortford type of catalogues. The way you're going, you'll be modelling for them soon.....x
ReplyDeleteI was in a restaurant with my 93 year old Mom a few months ago - I became aware of an elderly gentleman just behind me saying 'my pants fell down'. I turned and sure enough, he was struggling with pants that were down around his knees. I thought my Mom would be shocked or offended and was surprised to see her somewhat titillated smile!
ReplyDeleteWhile I'm sure you now have a belt or at least a safety pin holding up those baggy pants, if it happens again, I think you should proudly 'own' the moment - hold those pants away from your shrinking belly and do a happy dance! (So far, I've lost 40 pounds on WW - loved the baggy pants)
I did spread my legs when they shimmied down.....so they only fell to my knees x
DeleteYou could wear a robe or an oversize caftan?
ReplyDeleteMy hubby has had this happen waaay too often; he hasn't lost weight--he is built like a bowling pin..
Caftan?
DeleteI would look like The Hindenburg
Maybe you should safety pin your trousers to your vest. OMG you certainly know how to keep us laughing.
ReplyDeleteI would be better off have a label pinned to my lapel with my name and address stamped on it
DeleteDon't do that, Chris may pack you a suitcase and evacuate you to some other unsuspecting village
DeleteCongrats on the weight loss. I am sure you will keep up the effort.
ReplyDeleteYou can find fun in anything.
I try KK I TRY
DeleteCAN'T.STOP.LAUGHING. I wish I worked in Hollywood because we would be filming your ass, literally.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on weight loss. Now go get a belt love.
If my ass got a role next to Russell Crowe FILM AWAY
ReplyDeleteAs usual everyone has said all the good comments. It's difficult being down here at the untrousered bottom of the world.
ReplyDeleteSo all I'll say is that the first person I thought of when I read that TWD was returning was... you John!
Aw Katherine.thats sweet..... Better later than never my friend x
DeleteWho needs a belt if you have a piece of twine/rope/yarn/etc?
ReplyDeleteA laugh a minute here today, thanks to you and the commenters. And congratulations on the weight loss. We've just had Thanksgiving and between the cooking/cleaning and the pie-eating, my weight gain/loss has been a wash.
Sorry for all the slashes (/)
The Hurricane went to a conference in Germany recently. She likes to wear loose, comfortable pants while traveling. She received a lovely pat-down in security and nearly lost her trousers.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
I thought from the title you found the opening episode of this season's TWD so frightening, well, never mind.
ReplyDeleteCongrats on your weight loss!