Monday, 21 October 2013

A Tart With An Itch


I have not been watching Strictly this year
But I did notice this clip 
I wonder why?
She's over him more than a tart with an itch

31 comments:

  1. I love strictly, obviously she does too lol!

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  2. Sort of reminds me of that picture of Winifred on your lap a couple of posts ago!!

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  3. Sorry, what did you say? When the beefcake took off his shirt I lost all ability to hear. It was eyes only. Ok, will push my eyeballs back into their sockets now.

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  4. An itch I'm sure any hot-blooded male wouldn't mind scratching!If you've got it, flaunt it and Christina has it in droves (plus a new set of big bazookas!).

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  5. Shite. I thought you were writing about butter tarts.

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  6. Aw, c'mon John . . . jealousy is not a nice thing.

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    1. Green being such an unbecoming colour.

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  7. I distinctly heard the slap of an open gusset at the same moment she slapped her beaver up against his six-pack in the final move - or am I imagining things?

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    1. I have just re-read this, and I am mortified. I used the word 'slap' twice.

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    2. You're obviously missing a certain kind of writing career Tom. Think of the delightful Cheshire mansion-style abode you could buy with the profits.

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  8. OMG slap gusset and beaver all in the same sentence!

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  9. Guess we are all tarts then!

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  10. What? What?

    Don't have this show here, sure wish we did. Nice looking man, very healthy.

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  11. This is actually tame compared to the US Dancing with the Stars program. I blush to watch it.

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  12. Over-dosing on 'Red Bull' if you ask me.

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  13. 'Well Done' to the cameraman too.

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  14. How does that man dance so well with the little blond kid climbing all over him?

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  15. and a thoroughly nice guy it seems too. Christina & Ola have such wiggly bottoms !

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  16. Well, he doesn't have the moves like Gilles Marini on "Dancing with the Stars," but I supposed I'd be all over him, too. (I can't stand these shows, but I do appreciate being told when there's something worth getting tarty about.)

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  17. Well flaunting his assets and throwing her around makes up for the fact that he's not all that good at dancing !!
    It will keep him in the contest for a bit longer anyway.

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  18. WOW!! sorry drooling all over my keyboard, what tart are you talking about ... he's fit ... thank goodness LH doesn't read your posts ...... or my comments !!

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  19. I'd be all over him.

    Period!

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  20. And...and... he's a lovely married man with two cutesy kiddies!!!!! Yes I def noticed Krystina's relief when he's voted to continue. Abby and Aljaz too, sorry Peter. Also Artem and Natalie, mmmm perhap not (he loves himself too much).
    The Beeb doing some sneaky pairing up I thinks.

    Question - who watches Atlantis, not for the storyline but the actor's lovely torso siiiighhh (Jason that is, not the others)
    chortle
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    1. He's a big advocate for gay rights too

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  21. He sure knows how to wear a pair of slacks .......

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  22. Naughty boy! Those lifts were loosely based of illegal "spear" rugby tackles.

    Not my type, but he does have a nice smile. (Another way he differs from most England rugby players)

    Maybe to even things out, next year they'll have a Welsh rugby player on. Bet Halfpenny can move, though I'd love to see Adam Jones on it - though I'd doubt he'd last more than a fortnight.

    Can Welsh blokes dance though? Julian McDonald well and truly outed himself as a Welsh bloke when he managed to get lost between step 1 and 2 in the jive.

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    1. I dance like a wardrobe

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  23. Ahem, objectively, I would assert tht this is because She is the professional dancer and he is not -ergo her job is to make him look good and work his strengths. As he is big and strong and can throw her around easily, she has put lots of this into the routine. Simple. The removed shirt is another excellent diversion from the lack of footwork.
    Subjectively, lucky tart....

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