I had to get petrol on the way home and spied a lonely one sat
all forlorn and pathetic in the fridge section
of the spar garage
It waved shyly at me
I waved back
It whispered " buy me now"
I shook my head
" I can't "
I said.. But I knew I had £ 1.99 to buy it
It blew a kiss at me
And I am sure the receptionist at the garage
" remember you are at weightwatchers on Monday"
Just in time..
I bought a diet coke