Tuesday, 27 August 2013

Boob Cakes


I am feeling just a tad nauseous
A case of too much butter icing licked 
I left the strimmer cable in the car today, and Chris took it to work
And so instead of tidying up the field, I have spent most of the afternoon making 
Cakes for the open day
I think I over did the pink icing thing
I've gone all Friggin' Barbie

67 comments:

  1. Maraschino cherries......I'll be right over.

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    1. Me too !
      Booking the plane tick right now.
      (If only)

      cheers, parsnip

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  2. Could you make a few lemony ones, without too much sugar?

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  3. Are you in on Friday? If so, I'll pop the cake round on my way to physio (about 1:20pm)

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    1. Lovely Hannah
      I should be around
      If not just leave by the back door...
      X

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  4. You clever old thing (well, middle-aged thing) - you certainly hide your many talents under various bushels until we ferret them out. To make sure you don't overdo the pink icing, spread them around - they don't have to all go on one plate, do they? In any case, they look delicious to me.

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    1. They taste like shit pat

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    2. Taste like shit?!? No way.

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    3. How do you know, John? Have you eaten shit?

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  5. All the little girls will want one,so I think you can consider them sold!
    Jane x

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  6. Oh how cute, they look like a bunch of little boobs.

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  7. I take it you don't mean the hunky Barbie from the American show, Under the Dome (based on Stephen King's novel)???

    Nancy in Iowa

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    1. I have not seen that yet?
      Is it good?

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  8. Yum!!! John, you're not suppose to continuously taste the frosting love.

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    1. It's four ours later and I still feel sickly

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    1. Barbie doesn't have nipples.

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  10. they look wonderful. i bet they sell instantly!

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    1. Tom would tell you...you can't get enough bosoms
      ( not my mantra)

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  12. Do you do take aways?

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    1. I wil send you two in a plain wrapper

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  13. Barbie, indeed! Snigger.

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  14. Are you making cakes from any other part of the anatomy too John! Just think what you could do with eclairs!

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    1. You could see my willy eclairs!

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    2. Would love to!!!

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  15. Tits in a tin! I love cake but don't like icing......they look very pretty though...how talented you are John x

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  16. I think you're a closet straight.

    LLX

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  17. Looks delicious!! I will have a cold glass of milk with mine please.

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  18. That looks like a guaranteed sugar overdose! I want!!!

    You should make some Spanish tetilla cheese to go with the boob cakes.

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  19. You're wrong.
    You can never have too much pink icing.

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  20. After a boo-boo like that and the day's gone tits up making boob cakes sounds like the answer! x

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    1. I am a girl of many talents x

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  21. Have you ever seen "Strawberry Shortcake" dolls? Now, THERE'S pink for you.
    Lovely cookies and tins. Do you ship overseas?

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  22. They do resemble boobs. They look delicious, too. Some people think my boob cakes are delightful.

    Love,
    Janie

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    1. I will put them on the men's table

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    2. Hot Cookie in San Francisco has chocolate-covered penis cookies. I have posted photos of them on occasion.

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    1. Susan!
      Thank you
      I promise I will make you some for work!

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  24. Maraschino cherries are expensive. Are you charging extra?

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    1. Animal helper pat, donated them!

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  25. I'm reading this while watching the bake off on TV giggling about your stereotypes ...

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    1. Any favs yet?
      I do like glen, Ali and beca

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    2. No, I just like Mary, Sue & Mel !

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  26. If you are a closet straight and ever come out of that closet . . . please marry me! We've already got his n hers mucky crocs (and feet!) ;-)
    I could just eat a few of those cakes right now x

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  27. The Open Day is about Bosoms so surely Bosom cakes are perfect? ;-)

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  28. So considerably bigger buns were needed?

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  29. Is there no end to your talents?

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    1. Lol titty cakes doesn't make me Einstein

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  30. my boobs look nothing like those! ;-)

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    1. no, more like saggy baggy old lady tits! :)

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  31. Eww.....I'll take a scotch egg please!

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  32. Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Those will be a hit, John. ;-)

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  33. I have a lot of heavy things on my plate today, and then you post Boob Cakes. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

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  34. I have made nipples of venus cakes but never boob cakes... hilarious!

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  35. Ahem, they do look a bit pink, John, if you don't mind my saying so. I expect they taste good. Have a brilliant open day when it comes round - wish I could come to it - ah well, perhaps some day.

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  36. Love the boob cakes!! Ha ha..

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