Tuesday, 20 August 2013

It's Back!

Silver Fox Hollywood and the delightful Mary Berry

No, not series 4 of The Walking Dead...but The Great British Bake Off!
Ok the contestants are all the same as last year......ageing queen, fat queen, yummy mommy, token black girl, Mary Berry look-a-like , irritating know all, sweet girl that cries a lot.....
But I don't care
It's mindless, light hearted, middle class entertainment that's a joy to watch
I love it....
BTW
Off to London tomorrow to see
A CHORUS LINE
Tits and ass.......tits and ass
And I'll say it again
TITS AND ASS

Ps...for those that don't know..the BAKE OFF is a BBC 2 programme that sets weekly challenges to a dozen or so amateur bakers.......as usual one is kicked off every week .......
Pps tits and ass is a song in the show
Ppps That is A Chorus Line and  NOT the Bake Off

29 comments:

  1. if there were tits and asses in the bakeoff i bet it would be a better show.

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  2. Originally, Tits and Ass was called Tits and Ass and wasn't well received. The name was changed to Dance, 10; Looks, 3, and it became a big success. Calling it Tits and Ass gave away the punchline. I hope you have a great time.

    Love,
    Janie

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  3. lol you said ass! lol went to bed and cant sleep.

    God this programme being back on the tv will mean my ass will grow as everyone will think they are the Cake Boss again at work.

    And it also explains all the people in the kitchen area in John Lewis the other day. that is a terribly middle class shop isn't it. I sat on a bed and I saw the whole scene of

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4usAhEvMKZ4

    it makes for very funny people watching in there.

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  4. Tits and ass...that would be the silver fox's personal life maybe?
    Jane x

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    1. Haha....very naughty Jane :-)

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  5. More tits and ass showing on the bakers would make for better ratings. T & A all over the telly here in America.

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  6. Saw Chorus Line years ago and loved it. Enjoy!!!

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  7. I didn't know if you were talking about tits and ass or the song, lol......teasing!!!! Enjoy the show.

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  8. Just don't mix the cooking with the dancing...that could be dangerous.

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  9. I do hope they show an early Sunday repeat... my evenings are full. Who would have thought, a few years back, that we'd be engrossed by a rag-bag of amateur cooks baking cakes!

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  10. I'd watch it if it did have tits and arse!

    That said, most people who bake are freaks ... and not in a good way.

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    1. We are not freaks we just like cake! There is nothing sinister about that.

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  11. Again I say, you can sure tell a story :)

    *laughing and wiping eyes*

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  12. 'One Singular Sensation'.....that could be you JG!Enjoy x

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  13. Saw this on Broadway many years ago. Am deeply envious of your trip to London...... enjoy!

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  14. I can't cope, all this cooking on TV.

    Bake Off on Tuesday, Celebrity Masterchef on Wednesday, that's it Lovely Hubby will have to exist on Corned Beef butties, or I could buy him a stash of Scotch Eggs ....

    I've no time to make them I've cooking to watch on TV!!

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  15. Oh I forgot to say ..... enjoy your Tits and Ass :-)

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  16. Trust you to have tits and ass on the brain (in a manner of speaking). I shouldn't be at all surprised if you go and make a spectacle of yourself during the show, and steal attention from what's going on on stage.

    Btw: I've only seen it 'Chorus Line' once on stage - and unfortunately on that occasion the dull and unimaginative choreography killed it cold. Not so, I thought, where it was one of the redeeming features of the otherwise disappointing Dickie Attenborough film. (Some might say the ONLY positive note, if they say it at all).

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  17. The Bake off / Tits & Ass. The Radio Solent morning presenter was asking for reasons why to watch the Bake off ... perhaps Tits & ass would appeal !

    So funny about the contestants being stereotypes !

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  18. Why don't you apply for next year John. I can see it all now: you'd go down a storm in you fair isle pully-woolly. You could make a croquembouche of Scotch eggs stuffed with cream. An overnight sensation.

    LLX

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  19. Yay you for seeing Chorus Line, what a pile of old 1970's S**te it is too!! But such fun!
    My fave local DQ, Ellie Kat, performed Tits and Ass recently in a show and s/he was wonderful. Given she wasn't even born when the original show opened too...

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  20. So many cut fingers and plasters last night! John as you are such a good organiser (as you have proved on here) couldn't you do a one off Great British Bake off Trelawnyd style in your village? Chris could play the Silver Fox and you could be his Mary Berry.

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  21. So many cut fingers and plasters last night! John as you are such a good organiser (as you have proved on here) couldn't you do a one off Great British Bake off Trelawnyd style in your village? Chris could play the Silver Fox and you could be his Mary Berry.

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  22. Hope you're having a great time and that you come back with a fancy pair!

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  23. I'd be more than happy for Mr Hollywood to bare his ass on the Bake Off. My OH already tells me to sit on a towel when that silver haired sex god is on the TV!!

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  24. I shall have to watch iPlayer to see the Bake-off. I wonder how Hollywood was acting after his split from his wife...

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  25. I love it - watched it while crocheting bunting - how f...ing middle class is that.

    it's great - overly ambitious creations, tears over curdled creme pat and more blood and knife injuries than a horror movie. I was particularly taken with the courting cake segment filmed in Lancashire on a cobbled street and with a cut away to a mill - after all we still wear clogs up here. All it needed was a quick furtle in BBC props department and it could have been ~GBBO with a Catherine Cookson theme with showstoppers incorporating Lancashire hotpot and Chorley cakes - guaranteed tears before bed time then.

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    1. That is more middle class than Mary berry locked in marks and Spencer's

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