Wednesday, 14 August 2013

Bleeding Hell

For f*cks sake
Someone follow me
I want to reach my 600 status
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53 comments:

  1. Whenever you're ready

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  2. Yay John!!!! Happy 600.

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  3. if I had not already followed..I would have!

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  4. Your at 601 Now!!!

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  5. "Will pimp for followers"
    (rolls eyes) Jane xxx

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  6. That is quite a following and all of us that read your posts are not surprised.

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  7. Boy, ask and you will receive--You did it!! I still remember when I started following you, you only had 30 something, you've grown John!! :-))!!!

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  8. Shall we break out the bubbly?

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  9. Dang, maybe I need to do that on my blog to get to 400? I've been hovering around 379 for weeks now. Someday when I grow up, I might even be at 500, LOL!

    Congrats! :-)

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  10. Ha! I've been blogging for almost 3 years and I haven't even hit 50! My blog isn't nearly as entertaining as yours though :)

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  11. 600????
    HOLY CRAP! I CAN'T EVEN GET 100!
    My posts are too long and my readers tend to fall asleep.

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  12. Congrats!!! SIX HUNDRED! Pretty soon it'll be 1,000, then 10,000 then WORLD DOMINATION!!!! Go John go!

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  13. Why are the first 400 all called John Gray? Just coincidence?

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  14. Can't remember the title of the song but it features something along the lines of "...you are so vain".

    Yeah, well, John. Not sure how to put this. Ever since I have had the immeasurable pleasure of making your acquaintance I have been following you like a hound on a blood trail, like an orphaned kitten looking for an Ersatz mother, like a snail attracted to a salad crop. Not a day will go by that I don't latch onto you. You are a fixture in my life. And a happy one at that (particularly during moments I can blend out Chris and his existence). However, I am peculiarly averse to being 'a follower'. There a two or three blogs I "follow" by email but only because their authors write infrequently, so to keep logging on a bit tedious; rather just wait for notification in my inbox.

    You see, John, I take great pleasure in logging onto disasterfilm, being greeted by those dinosaurs of feathers, full of anticipation what today's news are. Reading all the comments, indeed getting to know some of your commentators by their very droppings.

    Truth is I do not know how many 'followers' I have. It's of no interest to me. I do not WANT to know. I might go all shy. Still, John, big sigh - if it makes you happy I'll sign on. Follow the leader - like a duckling in line. What's my number? God damn it, don't tell my father. He never wanted me to be a number.

    U

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  15. Hehe. Congratulations, John. ;-)

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  16. You're sore about finding it hard to get to six HUNDRED? - while I'm languishing on THIRTY in seven years (but all of whom I'm very grateful for). Count your blessings, J.G., 'cos this is one of them.

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  17. See, you are popular! I can't even get to 60!but like Raybeard, I'm grateful for what I have and it would be such a chore for me to keep up with hundreds of others anyhoo, Congrats on your Big Number. x

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  18. Hi.John have started to follow you,hope you reach the 600 today.I was talking about you at 6.30 this morning while walking the dogs with my friend was giving her a laugh about all the goings on you have, it made her laugh.Have a good day its raining up here in the North East of scotland.My brother lives down your way in St Asaph.~Kate~

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    1. St Asaph...the place I was born
      Thank you or your kind words x

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  19. You are like a cult leader. Just don't organize a mass suiside !!!

    Every time I click on a new Blog to add to my side bar it seems I do not get added on their Blog as a follower... guess I should go into settings or something.

    Sometimes I have a cull as don't want to follow too many Blogs ( I spend enough time Blogging as it is )
    but I won't cull you... I am a dedicated follower & your Blog is the first I look at every morning.
    You could say that I wake up with you !!! xx

    ( If my mum still lived in N Wales I would come & visit )

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  20. Me, me me me me
    ME!

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  21. What do you get? Another toaster?

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  22. I wouldn't worry. I have yet to reach 100 John.

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  23. Yay .... you did it!!

    Now send all your mates over to mine cos we were leaving pegging now you've left me trailing behind :-(

    So sad I only have 596 ...sob, sob, sob.

    Maybe I should try more blog post title with naughty words and double entendres!! (gosh that spelling doesn't look right and spell check is telling me it should be 'extenders' yeah right!!

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    1. Susan
      Buy a new cockerel
      Give the post a title such as " my new cock"
      You will have 700 followers immediately

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    2. I'll go one better tomorrow .... you just wait!!

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  24. ....it should of course read 'level pegging'

    Spell check is no use for early morning brain fog is it... lol!

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    1. I'm going to unfriend or defriend him or whatever you call it. Let some air out. Crap, he's at 606. It won't matter.

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  26. I don't know how to.....I tend to lurk.....it's my fear of commitment...

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  27. What a whiner, accolades and adulation are obviously insufficient for this cheeky fellow. What's next 1000? It will never be enough. But we will still keep coming back for more.

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    1. I know..I am such a drama queen

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  28. stop lurking for comments John and go check the chickens. Or clean the toilet.

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    1. I just have......they have just chomped their way through the funeral tea leftovers

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  29. Damn! I thought I was already! OK - I just made 610. Are you happy now? Are you satisfied? Will you stop hounding us?

    Nancy in Iowa - with NO blog and NO followers.

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  30. Okay,, I have been a lurker for long enough,, I am number 611! You just got to get to 700 now!! I enjoy reading your blog. X

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    1. Thank you caz
      I appreciate the gesture x

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    2. I only have 24 followers,,,, can I have some of yours???

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  31. I did so, sometime earlier. How many Folowers have you now?

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  32. And thanks to you too T A X

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  33. I didn't see this post until, it seems, you have reached past your 600. Still, I am following now. Your posts always make my day!!

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    1. Very kind gina
      Sometimes they make mine x

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  34. You've been in my reader for years, but now I am officially following... wherever you lead!

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    plufrompdx

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  35. That worked well, 614 at 11.00am Eastern Australia time, that would be 01.00am plus or minus an hour your time.

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  36. You're very sweary today! Language, Timothy!!

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  37. Don't be greedy. Lend me some of yours. Well, the respectable, clean ones at least.

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  38. i cant seem to get past 82 followers,so 600 is stuff of dreams x

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  39. I am giddy as a bloody kipper 618

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