Friday, 28 June 2013

What do you think?

Anyone who adds the best caption to this photo
Will win a prize
Ps..happy Birthday to big sis Ann
Xxx

60 comments:

  1. i thought you said it was 9 inches?

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  2. I am a really cute cuddly bear but I can be a total bitch. My shadow is not so nice...

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  3. Hilary's shadow was superbly placed to counteract the floral over kill. The strain of staying still for so long to cast the shadow made Hilary a bit constipated ....

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  4. I said NO WIRE HANGERS! EVER!

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  5. Here's mine...

    "John, you WILL take my flock of unwanted chickens!!!"

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  6. "John - touch that last scotch egg and I WILL kill you"

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  7. 'That is one hell of a spider'

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  8. "The thought of what was on John's boots filled her with horror, but the promise of a scotch egg had her transfixed."

    Graham

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  9. Okay, happy birthday to your big sis, Ann.

    Lady states in photo,

    "I thought you said you were going to change that god awful wallpaper!"

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  10. Tom Stephenson's best concealed carry photo.

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  11. I shall now make the wallpaper match my blouse through sheer willpower!

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  12. "If I have to watch one more zombie movie, I will make you one!"

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  13. I have to wait how long until the next season of "The Walking Dead"?!
    Jane x

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  14. If John Gray reached for the last scotch egg on the buffet table, Mildred was ready to pounce.
    OR
    When she heard the gay couple next door were playing their favourite Wham! album again, she burst through the connecting wall, leaving a perfect diva-shaped hole in their floral wallpaper.
    OR
    Lena Horne? You should have named that frigging duck after me - Pippa Middleton!

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  16. You mean to say you want me to take ONE MORE DUCK?
    Ruth in Oxnard CA USA

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  17. 'I TOLD you, wire hangers WILL NOT DO!!'

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  18. Nobody puts Mommy Dearest in a corner!

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  19. ... and yet the ducks kept coming and coming !

    Happy birthday to big sis Ann
    Let there be cake !

    cheers, parsnip

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  20. "Ample Bosoms? AMPLE BOSOMS? I'll SHOW you ample bosoms!!!!"

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  21. I need a burger.

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  22. Is that a Scotch egg in your pocket again ??

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  23. "Someone just let off a scotch egg fart....."

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  24. Happy Birthday to your sister!!!

    "If he doesn't come home in the next 5 minutes, when he does get here I'm.going.to.SMASH.his.little.pea.sized.brain"

    sorry...but she looks rather violent!!

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  25. "Must ... breathe ... Girdle... killing me ..."

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    1. And, all the best to your sister on her birthday :)

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  26. How dare any of you put words in my mouth?

    U

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  27. Who bleached the f****ing toilet seat again?

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  28. I can't sit here; that hideous wallpaper clashes with my dress.

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  29. "Good God John, is that legal in Wales?"

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  30. Hahaha we all are long time readers! These are such inside jokes! Hey I'm part of a wales Click!

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  31. 3 reasons I'll never drive that lane again. First, chalk drawings in the road. 2nd, some pervert fondling a goose and then some old Queen running amok with his goolies hanging out. I. Have. Had. Enough. Now, get that damned light out of my face.

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  32. "Come near my crocs bird brain and it's curtains for you "

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  33. You've been doing surgery on the kitchen table again, haven't you!

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    1. Happy Birthday Ann. Scotch Eggs are on John.

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  34. "Ah, spontaneous combustion! How LUV-ERLY!"

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  35. Of course I'm not a psycho .... now..... come here little bunny!

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  36. Portrait of Hilary Devey as a young girl.

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  37. "It wasn't me, honest, please, no, not the hen house again......"
    (Subject backs away from half eaten scotch egg.)

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  38. So many!
    Keep em coming

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  39. Brenda had definitely become a shadow of her former self

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  40. Brenda had definitely become a shadow of her former self

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    1. You can say that again! ;-)

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  41. "Miss Davis and I are the best of friends. I have to go now, because the sun's coming up."

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  42. "My friend Lena can't possibly be black!"

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  43. Despite the expensive stick-on eyebrows, Bert was still not sure that he could pass as a woman.

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  44. How long has that been in the Berlingo?

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  45. And one more from me:

    'Why do "I" have to wear a seat-belt and be the one to sit next to that turkey in the back seat?'

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  46. Alice through the looking glass? No... Auntie Gladys through the wall.

    We're happy to report she's mellowed with age.

    LLX

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  47. "What the hell did I tell you about the hangers?"

    "I'll teach you to try to feed me another rat!"

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  48. And my NAME is Janet...Miss Jackson if you're nasty!

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  49. Blow those candles out Ann before you burn the house down!

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  50. 'Marcia, MARCIA! We lost you there for a minute darling! What were you thinking?'

    'Oh, nothing much. I just realised I married Hippo...'

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  51. "je ne regrette rien..."

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  52. arriving at Mr. Grays 9th Annual Scotch Egg Bash Lilith realized the sales clerk had lied about her gown being a one of a kind creation...

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  53. Collins struggled to get work during her Crawford period....she preferred snickers to scotch eggs.

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  54. "if he reaches for that last scotch egg I will kill him, kill him I tell you!"

    She looks like the wife when she's in a GOOD mood!
    Ah those come to bed eyes....

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  55. Happy (belated) birthday to your big Sis. Love all the comments - just brilliant.

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  56. If I water down the hubs coffee I should be able to scrape up enough for a Scotch Egg for myself every other week.

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  57. I dare that fox to come back!

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