I went to see a nine year old sports physiotherapist this afternoon
I thought a physio assessment would be of more benefit to me
I am still suffering from sciatic pain down my left leg.
I made sure I was all squeaky clean for the " hands on"
I smelled of soap and Clinique "happy"
I even wore a newly washed pair of pants
And when the physio bent my knees up in order to stretch my spine
I let out a huge, loud,wet FART
Oh the shame
I cannot really remember much else about the consultation
World swallow me whole
|Wish I did!|