This reminds me of a comment made to my Dad by his very prissy schoolmarm 'girlfiend' as she posted him back home, from a visit of passion in York. Packing his lunch for the train journey, she fell back in horror as he put a banana in his pack-up.
'Ooooh, you can't eat a banana on the train!'
'Why ever not?' he replied.
'Well they're such an anti-social fruit!'
Dad and I, laughed so hard, at the vision of him tackling the offending fruit on the way home? It has gone down in our family folk-lore!?!
men and their bananas!
ReplyDeleteis that a banana in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? ;-b
ReplyDeleteApologies wanda....I could only find rude fruit
ReplyDeleteAny port in a storm john....consider me safely distracted from the frailness of human existence by a comedy banana.....
DeleteI wanda wot you're suggesting.
ReplyDelete" show us yer Banana "
DeleteTypical banana !
ReplyDelete~Jo
I hope it was organic!!
ReplyDeleteSeen one, ya seen em all!! lol
ReplyDeleteNot all bananas are created equal...
ReplyDeleteOh, that is too funny! (You naughty boy.)
ReplyDeleteLooks like the banana's out of the lunchbox!!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat I would do for a decent banana! Sigh
ReplyDeleteRuth in California
by george, these are all FANTABULOUS comments! :)
ReplyDeleteI love it!!
ReplyDeleteDisturbing! xxx
ReplyDeleteWho is Wanda? Google throws a hell lot of people when I search for it.
ReplyDeleteWanda is game old broad who leaves witty comments here on Going Gently KK
DeleteCheeky bugger! I'm the same age as you!
DeleteThis reminds me of a comment made to my Dad by his very prissy schoolmarm 'girlfiend' as she posted him back home, from a visit of passion in York. Packing his lunch for the train journey, she fell back in horror as he put a banana in his pack-up.
ReplyDelete'Ooooh, you can't eat a banana on the train!'
'Why ever not?' he replied.
'Well they're such an anti-social fruit!'
Dad and I, laughed so hard, at the vision of him tackling the offending fruit on the way home? It has gone down in our family folk-lore!?!
LLX
I've heard of 'cut or uncut?' - but 'peeled or unpeeled?' .......No, it doesn't quite work.
ReplyDeleteYou show me yours and I'll show you mine....
ReplyDeleteIt's not the size of the banana, it's the talent of the banana that matters.
ReplyDeleteFruity!
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