Friday, 26 April 2013

Crime Scene (CSI Trelawnyd)


You will have to read the previous post to understand this update

A neighbour suggested a novel way of making a point of this morning's 
erratic driving

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  1. I'm sorry for the loss of your chook John, but I do love the chalk outline! CT x

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  2. A little splash of ketchup blood would add some zing to it.

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    1. My neighbours already suggested it

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  3. Let's hope the 'hit and runner' will be guilted into owning up.
    Jane x

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  4. It is fun and innovative. Is that a worm in her beak?

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    1. Oh course KK
      It adds a touch of authenticity

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  5. Sorry about the loss of your hen but that outline idea is priceless!

    You should write a book John ;-)

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    1. Who would read it?

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    2. So sorry you lost your little hen. In re: to the book, sweet Jesus are you kidding???? We ALL would read it and you could give a scotch egg away with every copy. Or get paid in scotch eggs. Hmmm...

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    3. Fifi.....most kind of you..... I will sign my first book and dedicate it to you ...... A lover of scotch eggs!

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  6. Why did the chicken cross the road? The 4 x 4 driver probably has no idea she's killed your prize layer, due to the fact she was texting at the time.

    LLX

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    1. The 2nd chicken crossing the road comment
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  7. An outline of several smashed eggs would also memorialize the missed economic benefits. What the hell, add a few cute fuzzy chicks she won't be hatching out. Nobody can not feel bad about messing with fuzzy yellow chicks.

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  8. I hope the perpetrator is hanging his/her head in shame - and can't sleep tonight!

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    1. I doubt that ray

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    2. Well they jolly well ought to be!

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  9. Wonderful idea!!!!!

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  10. I like it...but maybe in DAY GLO orange...whoops I'm back to thinking dire thoughts...one just doesn't go around running over chickens and just leaving them in the road...nuff said!!!

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  11. Actually, that reminds me of a state park where you followed the outlines of the different birds painted on the road to get to the tourist information center...


    just sayin'...

    xx

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  12. Hahaha - John, I always think we bloggers make our life so very - interesting/hilarious/intensive - see you drawing with chalk, securing the place of the crime!
    When I had posted my comment to your comment this morning, half an hour later I thought: "Gosh! 'Had-I-but-known' " would have been better (I work on tv-crime-series at the moment). So: I'll send Rosemary&Thyme over to solve your case (if they can't, they'll give nice spices to your poor chicken).

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    1. I think bloggers reflect a lot

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  13. We have signs up here in the Dales saying "Tek care,
    lambs on't road" - couldn't you provide a Welshified sign for your road along the same lines.

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    1. Chicken now on't bonfire

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  14. Nice idea, but it looks as though it is flying, so a driver might duck down and still not see the chicken in the road....

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  15. There is NO WAY I'm reading your previous post. I'm still in mourning over baby bird that fell out of nest. It ruins my day.

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  16. I'd be inclined to stick a poster up saying "Chicken Murderer - you were seen by loyal friends and customers. You will be hunted down and canine vomit placed between car upholstery and your Bodened arse."

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    1. Revenge will be served ....cold

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  17. There seems to be a rash of speeding school moms causing havoc all over the globe.

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    1. In cars that are too big for them!.?

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  18. We have suicidal squirrels round these parts. I always close my eyes when they do that ... shall I go this way or that way mularkey. Though I can't recommend this behaviour at 30 mph... just can't help it! The worse bit is waiting for the bdmp.. bdmp.... But it hasn't happened yet. I don't close my eyes at any other time when I'm driving, just to reassure other drivers in the East Lancashire area.. and don't use my mobile phone as I haven't a clue how the bl**dy thing works anyway. Sorry about your chicken, it's always the best ones that go.

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    1. I do that close the eyes thing when anything runs out in front of me...... Not good eh?

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    2. bdmp... bdmp... that's an universal sound...
      Els from Amsterdam

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  19. I hope you are going to put flowers at the side of the road to reinforce the message!

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    1. And a symbolic cracked egg

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  20. This looks like a scene from CSI: Barnyard, all we need now is a slightly "goth" girl with bangs peering intently through an electron scanning microscope to figure out the exact make and model of 4x4.

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  21. RIP, silly chicken.

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  22. Sorry about your poor chook, John. The chalk outline is a great idea, I hope the perpetrator of this fowl deed (sorry) sees it and is guilt-stricken.

    BTW, I was browsing the Guardian's food section and came across a recipe for Vegetarian Scotch eggs! ! What a travesty! A Scotch egg is not a Scotch egg if it has no meat.
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/2013/apr/24/felicity-cloake-veggie-scotch-egg-recipe

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    1. No, it's disgusting when you are given a Scotch Egg with Black Pudding in it. I loathe black pudding, it's made with barley which makes me violently ill, with alarming speed! I suppose that's the extreme opposite of a vegetarian scotch egg?

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    2. Now, now, let's not be hasty! A few years back, I had a falafel-crusted egg at a hole-in-the-wall Middle Eastern place in Manhattan. It was delicious.

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  23. Hope it shames someone enough to at least apologize.

    Have a better weekend, John. ♥

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  24. I'll never understand why someone can leave the scene of a crime ...

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  25. Did I just tune in to CSI ??

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    1. C. (chicken) S. (smushed) I. (inward)

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  26. If there was a chalk outline for every smashed animal on the highway from my house to the nearest town (23 miles away), it would be such wall-to-wall drawings that the whole road from here to there would be white with chalk. It would break your heart.

    Silly me -- I slow down for butterflies and bees.

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  27. I saw a pigeon run over by a bus last year. I would have run out of chalk...

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  28. Fowlocide is an awful crime perpetrated by mostly distracted idiots slurping coffee, putting on make-up, reading a map, changing the CD, etc.. The driver clearly feel it is a victimless crime. If only they could see how it emotionally devastated you to find your best layer squished in the middle of the road & later as you set her ravaged feathered body upon the cremation bon fire, they might have to admit there are indeed victims.
    RIP John's fine layer. I hope the chalk drawing will elicit some remorse from your killer & make them accountable for their actions. The drawing looks like a sea gull to me, but maybe the killer will get the drift. They should have apologized and paid for the replacement of your layer - the bastards.

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    1. It does look like a seagull..... ( my drawing is piss poor..apologies)

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  29. So John, I'm pretty sure if a CSI show was to film this piece about your bird, you'd definitely choose that Aussie, Crowe as the lead. His name does fit a bird plot. However, if you had to choose a lead from past or present CSI's airing, which would be your pick? William Petersen. Ted Danson. Laurence Fishburne. Gary Sinise or that red-headed bastard, David Caruso. Or another which I have failed to remember?

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    1. Russ has already been signed up...Gary " chicken beak" sinise is being difficult

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