Monday, 24 December 2012

"Get Yer Head Out Of The Trifle Bowl!"


The Prize for the best Christmas Card we have recieved this year goes to an old friend Judith from the Isle Of Man
She must have forgotten exactly where we lived as the address on the envelope stated simply

John Gray
Top of the Hill
Trelawnyd
Wales

This tickled me.

Anyhow am off now to soak my trifle sponges
unfortunately
Albert has just stuck his head in the double cream

(I did note that for the past hour he had been licking his arsehole in front of the fire)

Hey Ho


42 comments:

  1. Your animals' antics never let up, even for a Christmas breather. Thanks for your good wishes and eat some extra trifle for me. Happy Christmas, Love Jeneane

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  2. Classic card! Reminds me of the National Lampoon Christmas Holiday film.

    You and Chris have a good one and enjoy the trifle!

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  3. Happy Feckin Christmas to the folk who live on top of the hill. xxxxxxxxxxx

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  4. Nice! Still the dog doing that (I'm asuming it is a dog) is slightly better than my baby doing three poos in the bath this morning. Unless you eat the cream - then yours is worse!

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  5. Remind me not to eat your trifle!!!! Thanks for the chuckle this morning,

    Gill in Canada

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  6. Have a great Christmas John.
    That cream is sure going to be flavoursome. lol
    Briony
    x

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  7. So glad I can't eat trifle or cream !!

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  8. I should have realized that everyone knows who you are, and I shouldn't have worried about your address when I mailed my parcel to you! :-)

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  9. Поздравляю с Рождеством Христовым! В этот светлый праздник хочу пожелать мира и спокойствия в вашем доме, добра, взаимопонимания, достатка, любви, счастья, душевного равновесия, успехов во всех начинаниях, побольше радости, крепкого здоровья и всех благ! Пусть оправдываются все ожидания и сбудутся самые заветные мечты!

    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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  10. Double cream and dog's arsehole? Didn't Nigella do that last year?

    Have a good one!

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  11. Well that should add a certain 'je ne sais qoi' to your trifle! We've had to hide the mince pie as one of our cats will eat the crust... strange beastie.
    Happy Christmas to you & yours!

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  12. Have a great Christmas. xx

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  13. Wishing you a wonderful Christmas John.

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  14. I took the apple crumble from the oven, put it on the dresser with a teatowel draped over the top to keep it warm.
    Assembled guests (not all well-loved and loving friends) gathered for pre-Christmas supper.
    Turned round to get the crumble and found the cat sound asleep in the centre of it, any warm bed is obviously a cat magnet.
    Ho hum
    xx

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  15. When my husband sees me kissing on my animals he says "i guess you know he just finished liking his ass"? Love that card...gotta love Mrs Feckin Jones. You and Chris and familiy have a wonderful Christmas and thanks for brightening my year!

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  16. love it! never is a dog so happy as licking his arse in front of the fire

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  17. All adds to the flavour...whether of trifle or arsehole depends on the diner.

    Have a great time and thank you for your super blog.

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  18. No hound here to add flavour to my cream, Which has been mixed with brandy & is sitting in the fridge to add to my mince pies this evening. Enjoy.

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  19. John,
    I hope you and Chris, and all your animals, beautiful and not so beautiful but loved all the while anyway, have a wonderful, peaceful, quiet and kind Christmas. Please know that I so look forward to reading your posts - they really bring so much joy to my life that sometimes I feel you've been put on this earth just to keep me smiling. May all you give return to you tenfold.
    Laurie

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  20. John,
    Happy Christmas to you, Chris and your whole menagerie!

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  21. At least he's clean! Merry Christmas John. x

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  22. Just don't kiss him goodnight! x

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  23. Peace and love to You and Yours. Thank you for the virtual card - Finlay is a grand name, it's one of mine too (although with a 'd').Have a tremendously frivolous time.x

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  24. Lucky the Royal Mail didn't charge you £5 for interpretation services. As for my own address, it is of course: The Leftie Academic and Her Loved One, The Big House Near the Church, That Road Opposite KFC, East Belfast.

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  25. That is a perfect card!!! I hope that you have a very Merry Christmas!!! I love trifle.....

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  26. thanks for all the comments.....
    I'll tell everyone that the small black bits in the cream are vanilla pods!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. how will you ever be able to tell them that with a straight face???

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  27. hey hang on, you've got one more. Happy Christmas John xxx

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  28. I hope your fun never stops as it is my morning chuckle every day, have a very Merry Christmas.

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  29. Happy Christmas! xx

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  30. Happy Christmas (it is already Christmas Day here in New Zealand). I'll pass on the trifle but you always (usually) give me a morning chuckle.

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  31. Cats and cream....but I'm sure you made what he left do the job. Happy Christmas.

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  32. Mm, that trifle will be extra flavoursome. Happy Christmas, John!

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  33. Happy fecking Christmas, John!

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  34. Mmmm, trifle. Though I may pass this year. Have a wonderful Christmas (fecking or not).

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  35. It all comes out in the wash :)
    I've just finished baking the Mince Pies, warm from the oven, I'm not sure if they'll make it until tomorrow.
    Merry Christmas at Top of the Hill !
    ~Jo
    x

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  36. Oh my gosh. Haha!
    Thank you, John.
    Merry Christmas to all of you, too! :o)

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  37. Happy fecking christmas John x

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  38. Ha ha - God bless us everyone!

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  39. HILARIOUS! Merry Christmas to you and Chris and all the furry and feathered creatures on your farm, at "the top of the hill". :-)

    1st and 2nd

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  40. Albert has style! Keep having fun. Claire

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