The Peas Were Right

My favourite Tom Cruise/Katie Holmes' joke was told by the wonderful Frankie Boyle on some tv show or other a while back.
With his usual dour Scottish delivery he remarked that when he went to Tom and Katie's house for dinner he looked at his plate and Katie had written ,"Please help me" , with the peas.

Working later
hey ho

(variation see http://www.hark.com/clips/klxgbfhgkx-i-swear-you-can-see-katie-holmes-mouthing-help-me)

20 comments:

  1. I saw the best one on Twitter this morning
    Hey Katie Holmes! Why don’t you divorce WIND or the SUN next? Tom Cruise is an ELEMENT. You are so screwed, young lady.

    courtesy of @robdelaney

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  2. After his Rock of Ages performance he's going to need help....

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  3. The peas!!!!!!! The peas!!! I love it!!!!

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  4. Tom Cruise gives me the creeps.
    Jane x

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  5. Is there anyone who did NOT see this coming?

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  6. I still don't get it... have I missed something ?!

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  7. Lovely stuff. Each of those peas reminds me of someone I know.

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  8. Whatever...at least the peas are good.

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  9. Too funny! I hope she gets the kid. He's beyond weird.

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  10. Second pea from the left looks like a rooster... just sayin'.

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  11. The theory at work always has been she had a five year employment contract to be his "WIFE" and be "madly in love".

    Well, the contract is up and she's not willing to renew it!

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  12. Better out than in with this marriage Katie?

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  13. aah I get it now... My mother's friend had to save herself, her children & her home when her husband became a Scientologist. He never came back to them - great philosophy to have !

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  14. GIven how miserable Katie has looked in photos the past few years, I couldn't be less surprised that she's divorcing that freakazoid!

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  15. All we are saying...is give peas a chance.

    Best of luck with your alchohol "be gone" new life. Prayers from the farm

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  16. Lets hope she gets to be an escapea ...

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  17. penny
    Knew you would get it eventually x

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  18. yeah John, the Penny dropped !

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