Wednesday, 31 August 2011

12 Quotes

My Chair In the Window
Yorkshire Pudding (http://beefgravy.blogspot.com/) has a wonderfully eclectic blog
If you have a few minutes spare take a look at his "Swimming with tadpoles" blog entry (Unforgettable things to do before you die)....its a bit of a titter
I also loved his "Quotations" entry....especially as I am a real fan of a pithy one liner....so in homage to him and after six hours finishing off hen house cleaning, pig manure shifting and cottage cleaning, I thought I would sit down in the living room window seat  after a  hot bath ( you need a real hot bath with disinfectant to get the smell of pig muck out of your crinkly bits!)...and here I will list some of my  favorite quotes....

1.I don't drink water; fish fuck in it.~ W. C . Fields

2.I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. ~ Winston Churchill

3.Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I am no a bitch......Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies!~ Bette Davis

4.Quality is never an accident. It is always the result of intelligent effort~ John Ruskin

5.Yea, my lord, I thank it (my heart), poor fool, it keeps on the windy side of care.~ Beatrice in Much ado about Nothing

6 I think there’s just one kind of folks. Folks.~Harper Lee

7.I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day~Frank Sinatra

8 Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress~ Joan Rivers

9.Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.~ Woody Allen

10.The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foreigners in tracksuits struggling to speak English~ Frankie Boyle



11. Always make the audience suffer as much as possible~ Alfred Hitchcock

12. Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.~ Mark Twain


20 comments:

  1. I am on break but not from cleaning... unless you want to head my way to help me.... kidding... you work so hard xo

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  2. Those are SOME quotes!

    Wishing I had a tub...

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  3. The more truth they contain; the funnier they are!

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  5. Here is one that I like: Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings

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  6. John - if you really are shitting pig manure, I suggest you visit your doctor because that just ain't right! Thank you for advertising my electric blog! I am honoured that you took up the favourite quotations baton... one or two good ones that I hadn't seen before.

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  7. Secret shame - I love your blog but I do look forward to reading YP's comments. Love this post :-)

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  9. Hope you got all the grime out of your creases...

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  10. I am now all pink, like a pig!

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  11. Enjoyed the quotes. Perfect start to my day.

    Cheers!

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  12. Thanks for the great laugh(s)! (Regarding quote #2, I had heard "fish crap in it" -- which to me is even worse.)

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  13. I just love that Bette Davies one!

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  14. I've just thought of another:

    "A word of thanks is like a heartbeat; a small thing, but it suffices."

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  15. One of my favourites is 's**t happens, get over it!'
    Jane

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  16. Great quotes, but I'm surprised you didn't include any of Winston Churchill's witty gems in there.

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  17. susan
    Look at the pig quote
    x

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  18. Great quotes.

    Sometimes after cleaning up after the horses my hair smells like their stall. So gross... I'm not sure I'm cut out to clean up crap every day.

    Farmer

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  19. Son of a gun! How did I miss the name behind that second quote? (I should've known better!)

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  20. Fantastic quotes!! I shall have to visit.

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