"Come on if you think you're hard enough!"

21 escaped her pen this morning, she is still a bit of a runt compared to 12 and is still  agile enough to squeeze under a depression in the pig fencing ( after a little bit of digging). Neighbour Mandy caught me first thing when I was out with the dogs to let me know. She was all a bit fraught given 21's hen eating abilities, but as all but one of the birds were still inside their houses, there wasn't much damage that could be done.


I found her looking at the one hen on view. It was Eric the feisty bantam cockerel , who was stood facing her off  on top of his little hen house. He was safe as his home is now Inside a badger proof cage, but typical of little men from all over the world, it was clear that he wasn't doing to back down! Screaming at the top of his lungs for the pig to "bring it on!" he launched himself time and time again at the slightly astonished pig, who just stood there watching him carefully with her hard little Shelley Winters eyes.
This pantomime continued until I called 21 and she trotted after me like Mary's soddin little lamb.
Peace was restored when 21 was safely installed back into her run, the fence was repaired and Eric given an extra portion of corn.
Sometimes you've just gotta smile at "little man syndrome"


This morning, after the pig/rooster stand off, I took CJ and Badger out of their shed and placed them into the garden for a sunbathe. I removed the tape that Pat and I had so carefully applied to his deformed "angel wings" a week ago now and stood back to survey if our nursing care had worked.
As you can see, we now have a little Canadian Goose with NORMAL wings!
A little victory I am hoping.


...and as for Mary still sat quietly in the shed?.....
She's still with us! I have fed her carefully with a syringe every few hours,...it's a case of "little and often".....if it works great......if not......at least the little sweetie is hydrated.......watch this space....
Its bloody like a scene from ER here this morning


ps....My sister has been busy being our official PR lady!
see the following story!


The Rhyl Journal Editorial

26 comments:

  1. There is a film which contains a scene where a goose pecks the nose of a tiger a few times, before the innevitable happens. For the first couple of pecks, the tiger is too dumbfounded to have any reaction apart from confusion.

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  2. Go Eric! He's cute! 21 will probably be a great walking partner with the dogs soon. xoxoxoxo

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  3. Anonymous10:36 am

    "Shelley Winters eyes"....John that should be carved in bronze.

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  4. Good thing you have some nursing experience, given you have your own hospital!

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  5. "a scene from ER'. . . And you are our George Clooney!

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  6. Loved how 21 came running when she heard you! Good, she may have learned a thing or two about roosters!

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  7. jim
    she would have eaten him in one bite

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  8. Good news on all fronts!

    Glad to hear that although 21 escaped, she didn't harm anyone. Probably made Eric's day to defend his territory, and he no doubt appreciated the extra corn.

    CJ's wing looks normal and s/he is one fine looking Canada goose.

    Mary, i think, has wormed her way into your heart much the same way as Ruth the last of the ghost hens has.

    They can teach us so much, can't they?

    megan

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  9. Aw, Dr Dolittle. (The original, that is.) I don't know if some animals realize how small they are. ;)

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  10. So basically what you are saying is that it was just a typical morning at your place, right? LOL! Love the post title, but my brain went somewhere else entirely.....
    Did you ever try the urine thing with the badgers?
    Have a great weekend John!
    meggs.xx

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  11. I love the little man syndrome - there is also a little dog syndrome as I found out yesterday when my terrier went for two labradors.

    Interesting about the angel wings - glad it worked.

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  12. Bad 21.

    Cute CJ.

    John, when you have newborn chicks, do they have to stay under the heat lamp 24/7? Or, can you pick them up and hold them for awhile? That may seem like a silly question, but I have no idea...

    Farmer

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  13. Glad to hear there were no chicken feathers to come home to.
    Eric is a good protector.
    And congratulations with the goose wing. Success indeed, I think. :)

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  14. Well done with CJ's wing.

    Nice to know the NHS is still on top form.

    Heard a guy on R2 yesterday that had his bloody eye pecked out whilst trying to help a Gannet from distress on the Gower.

    Easy to forget to be careful around these guys sometimes...

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  15. farmer
    yeap pick em up and hold them no problems
    they just cant keep their temperature up if left out for longer periods periods....... if the chicks get too cold they wont eat and drink...

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  17. O.k. 'nough said.

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  18. Hello Dear Man, my family has flown home to NJ after a very happy visit and I am regrouping (and missing them). Will take me a bit to get all caught up, meanwhile, looks like "business as usual" in your neck of the woods! xo

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  19. ina
    my life plods along without changes
    x

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  20. Anonymous8:14 pm

    There is nothing more wonderful than an ordinary day.

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  21. John Gray!!!

    Do use those suggestive titles to entice your readers (clearly not necessary ~ we already love you and will read what ever you write!) or to lure in key-word weirdos???

    Hooray for your rooster and for little miss Mary! You are truly a remarkable man!

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  22. Anonymous6:36 am

    Great article!! Kudos to Janet. She's getting pretty good at PR by now, eh? Boy do I wish I could come and have a look around the storied allotment of John Gray.

    "...watching him carefully with her hard little Shelley Winters eyes..." I had a good laugh on that one! Thanks...

    Dia

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  23. I love the antics of animals. People who says animals do not have personalities obviously have not spent enough time in the presence of our critter friends.

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