"I'll admit I may have seen better days,
but I'm still not to be had for the price of a cocktail,
"(Margo Channing)
The Loser
Postscript to the previous post Here's Meg on her return home £150 quids worth of xray, dental surgery and antibiotics and she's still looks as though she has had ten rounds with Mike Tyson.....which, basically she has done hey bloody ho
Just caught up with the dog fight. It sounds like bitches fight harder than male dogs - when our two have a set-to it is always a lot of noise, a lot of struggling, then Bools pins Gus beneath him and all is quiet again!
I always had the garden hose ready when I had dogs. Males will fight until one submits. Females will kill. Period. Glad you had that bucket! Sorry mybabyjohn, but it most likely will happen again. Cheers John! meggs.
Now, now girls... Poor Meg, they didn't even clean the blood off her fur with a little peroxide. A terrier and a bullbog, almost like the Spartans and the Romans, pick your weapon ! You'll have to keep an eye on the girls, probably happen again, since they've tested the water :( ~Jo
Crud! So sorry about the expense. We carefully budgeted our move and then spent more than $1,500 in medical bills before we could GIVE OUR CATS AWAY! The best laid plans.
Aw, I missed the previous post and caught up quickly to find out who had a fight. I'm sorry the girls took each other on, and more sorry for poor Meg who really looks the loser. Yep, worldwide the vet prices are exhorbitant. At least she has the best nurse at all times. Jo
Dillon is such a sweetie but once in a while gets all 'macho' & snarls at other male dogs. It's horrible & I threaten to cut his boy's bits off at these times.
Thanks for your lovely comment - means a lot to me.
The poor sweetheart, she looks so sorry for herself. I seem to remember a fight at school like that and water was used too!! (The fat bitch in question on that day would have fought to the death too! She now works on the till at the co-op). xxx
John, thought of you when I heard this today. Go here and queue it up to the 10:21 mark and imitate what Stephen Fry :) says and the way he says it: http://www.youtube.com/user/NickFromFulham#p/c/DA46AAE78D558539/12/-MxrrcgzKac
LOL! I loved it and will definitely be keeping it in my repertoire! m.
Oh John, I'm so sorry. Long explanation. I just copied and pasted the url but failed to remember I am watching a playlist and while the videos change, the url stays on the first one watched...so that is the wrong url.
Here is the correct one: http://www.youtube.com/user/NickFromFulham#p/c/DA46AAE78D558539/17/-Fa273-jnbA And just in case, it is QI Series C, episode 9 Creatures, Part 2 of 2. I have subscribed to the comments, so let me know if you do hear about the short sharp visit from the smack fairy! LOLOLOL!
Well, she has the best nurse in all of Wales to look after her...and I bet she doesn't ever nip Constance again.
ReplyDeleteMike Tyson v Charles Hawtrey? Hawtrey lost!!
ReplyDeleteJust caught up with the dog fight. It sounds like bitches fight harder than male dogs - when our two have a set-to it is always a lot of noise, a lot of struggling, then Bools pins Gus beneath him and all is quiet again!
ReplyDeleteI always had the garden hose ready when I had dogs. Males will fight until one submits. Females will kill. Period. Glad you had that bucket!
ReplyDeleteSorry mybabyjohn, but it most likely will happen again.
Cheers John!
meggs.
Hell hath no fury...and all that.
ReplyDeleteNow, now girls...
ReplyDeletePoor Meg, they didn't even clean the blood off her fur with a little peroxide.
A terrier and a bullbog, almost like the Spartans and the Romans, pick your weapon !
You'll have to keep an eye on the girls, probably happen again, since they've tested the water :(
~Jo
Poor girl. I'm not even a "dog person" and I still feel bad for her. m.
ReplyDeleteCrud! So sorry about the expense. We carefully budgeted our move and then spent more than $1,500 in medical bills before we could GIVE OUR CATS AWAY! The best laid plans.
ReplyDeleteOh my, poor Meg. She certainly came out the worst of it. Good thing she has a good nurse around.
ReplyDeleteAw, I missed the previous post and caught up quickly to find out who had a fight. I'm sorry the girls took each other on, and more sorry for poor Meg who really looks the loser. Yep, worldwide the vet prices are exhorbitant. At least she has the best nurse at all times. Jo
ReplyDeleteNow dill this whole incident make Constance the 'alpha' dog?
ReplyDeleteOh golly! They both look the worse for wear. I don't know whether to feel sorry for them, or to laugh.
ReplyDeletePoor Meg, it just goes to show that dogs will be dogs, no matter how well you think you know them.
ReplyDeleteOh terriers! I doubt Meg will be quelled from further pursuits of Constance!
ReplyDeletejust caught up... oh dear !
ReplyDeleteDillon is such a sweetie but once in a while gets all 'macho' & snarls at other male dogs. It's horrible & I threaten to cut his boy's bits off at these times.
Thanks for your lovely comment - means a lot to me.
Poor little Meggie. Not nice being the under dog. Poor 'John's wallet' too!
ReplyDeleteIt would be cheaper th dip her in gold and stick her on the mantle piece. The joys of pet ownership!
ReplyDeleteThe 'dill' word should read 'did'.
ReplyDeleteThe poor sweetheart, she looks so sorry for herself. I seem to remember a fight at school like that and water was used too!! (The fat bitch in question on that day would have fought to the death too! She now works on the till at the co-op). xxx
ReplyDeletea great trio of put downs in onw sentence diane
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John, thought of you when I heard this today. Go here and queue it up to the 10:21 mark and imitate what Stephen Fry :) says and the way he says it:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/user/NickFromFulham#p/c/DA46AAE78D558539/12/-MxrrcgzKac
LOL! I loved it and will definitely be keeping it in my repertoire!
m.
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ReplyDeleteyou will have to explain?
sponges?
Oh John, I'm so sorry. Long explanation. I just copied and pasted the url but failed to remember I am watching a playlist and while the videos change, the url stays on the first one watched...so that is the wrong url.
ReplyDeleteHere is the correct one:
http://www.youtube.com/user/NickFromFulham#p/c/DA46AAE78D558539/17/-Fa273-jnbA
And just in case, it is QI Series C, episode 9 Creatures, Part 2 of 2.
I have subscribed to the comments, so let me know if you do hear about the short sharp visit from the smack fairy! LOLOLOL!
smack fairy!!!!
ReplyDeletecheeky bugger!
Yes, and I also love his description of the lady dog trainer: "An odd mixture of severe and unbelievably tweed."
ReplyDeleteClassic!
Poor, poor Meg! She needs some extra TLC.
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