Badger Watch

I am buggered!!!
I stayed up last night to see if I could catch a glimpse of the badgers that have been threatening the hens over the past few weeks, and seeing that they don't usually appear until the witching hour I kept myself busy with the blog and an old Humphrey Bogart Movie on TCM until 1am and then sneaked out into the moonlight to see what was going on.
I took Constance with me as she has the muscle and we sat quietly together in the shadow of the Church wall waiting to see if the badgers would appear.
After an age and from the bottom of the field near to the pig pen they arrived and for wild animals I thought they were extraordinary loud and heavy footed.
Not two or three animals lumbered out of the gloom, but four; and grumbling like old men on the way back from the pub, they bickered and snorted their way up the field, rooting through the grass and sniffing at the coops as they did so.
Badgers are indeed impressive animals to watch in the wild and it didn't take me long to realise just how powerful they are as not seventy feet from where we sat, I watched one aggressively butt his companion with his head with a loud "twack"
Leading the troupe was a huge badger  and I was convinced it was the one that I had kicked the other night when Jesus had copped it and it was him ( or her) that checked the remaining coops with several loud sniffs as the group made their way through the field.
Despite the trouble I have experienced with them, I could not help to admire the sheer beauty of these strange piggy animals very much in a similar way than I did with the pair of foxes that visited the field last year.
The badger group walked up to the broody box and would come no further. I think they sensed that Constance and I was there  but could not quite work out just where we where.( Constance hardly battered an eyelid at ttheir activity by the way!)
Two of them had a good sniff at the box which now housed the bantams but then ambled away after deciding that attacking it was a fruitless endeavour ( the box is now housed inside an impregnable dog crate!)

A photo of a badger taken at my friend Geoff's house in the village way back in 2008
We watched them bumbling around until well after 2.30am and by that time they had left the field and were galloping around our neighbours' garden before trotting off into the sheep fields.
I am paying for lack of sleep now.... I need to bright eyed this morning as I am "interviewing" local powerhouse Audrey Jones ( who at 85 is still a formidable farmer's wife) for the sister blog....and I need to be on my toes
so I think I will try and have 40 winks......fat chance!

27 comments:

  1. Good luck with the badgers. Remember that they are wild and there is no reasoning with them. You just have to outsmart them.

    Because of work, I am up all night, every night. Which is fine. It's the daytime that is the issue.

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  2. Sitting by the churchyard wall?????
    In the dark???? Is there a churchyard there???? Maybe you are not scared of such places. I am even scared to go down our yard in the dark - and yes - I do know a)it is stupid and b) the dead cannot hurt you.
    Like the way Constance said or did nothing - wise old girl that one.
    Don't know what to think about badgers. I am just pleased we don't have a dairy herd any more so that I don't have to join in the debate.

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  3. I am amazed that Constance remained quiet and just watched with you. Good girl! Morgan would have been barking and howling her head off and the badgers would have been long gone. Wow... four of them... no wonder they tore that other coop apart.

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  4. I know how strong they are. years ago we had a shed which had a cat flap for semi wild cat to come and go. I would leave food for him. The badgers ripped not only the cat flap off but the whole bottom of the door! (Badger hair stuck to the broken wood).
    My dogs can be fast sleep and will suddenly leap up demanding to be let out. Mr Brock I suspect.

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  5. Good first line, John. Aren't badgers part of the bear family?

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  6. I had a very close encounter with a badger once - he walked right past (a foot away) me once as I was sheltering in a very rural, wooden bus shelter. I was astonished by the latent power!
    'Badger is bite, not benign'
    And yes, they do kind of bummble/roll as they walk.
    I, too, am amazed by the dog's silence.

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  7. titus
    constance is purly indifferent to most things!

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  8. Surprised that the badgers could not detect Constance's flatulence John! There are are great creature to watch but unfortunately strong and destructive as well, securing the hens from them will take some head scratching me thinks.
    Regards,
    John W

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  9. I thought Tony Blair was going to rid Wales of Mr Bock. Whatever happened to his fiendish plan?

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  10. cro
    I think it's going ahead in MID wales
    John: like all good Indian trackers we were downwind!

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  11. 'Dark Passage'? Not what you were hoping for then John (hehe)...

    Do you still leave the chicken carcases at the foot of their set?

    May be they're following a scent trail back to your field looking for more.

    Can't think how you'll stop them marauding about now John unless you invest in some chunky fencing.

    I'll have a think...

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  12. chris
    no i dont leave the chicken carcass' at their sett.
    there is another further down the felin...I wondered if it was the further badgers that had trailed back but the farmer told me that they are territorial and dont generally wander into another setts area!

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  13. Interesting post John--In this part of the country we don't have badgers, (groundhogs instead) and I had no idea they traveled in packs like that--I know from you how powerful and mean they are so I'm glad your flock remained safe and I hope 'the shepherd' got his 40 winks!

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  14. Been thinking about making some sort of automaton scarecrow for the plot, mainly to scare the pesky pigeons and deter Mr Fox. Might work for the Badgers too.

    I'll keep you posted...

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  15. Did Constance ever work for the FBI? She is really good company on a stakeout.

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  16. Anonymous11:49 am

    Well at least no livestock was lost in the stake out. Good thing Constance is so placid...four badgers could do a lot of damage to your pretty girl.

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  17. Wow! How lucky you are to see wild badgers!

    I love catching the odd glimpse of wildlife!

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  18. I hope Constance would have actually tried to stop them, had you needed her to.

    Good luck with your biography interview!

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  19. Any chance you could set traps for those Badgers and re-home them elsewhere?

    We have a small wire trap that will get raccoons and skunks etc. it does not harm them.

    We do that if we can, unless we get forced into heavier measures.

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  20. What a sight that would be seeing 4 badgers walking towards you. They're tenacious critters aren't they and I bet they only stopped because they knew you were there. I didn't think they'd be so bold and I'm surprised there was so many of them together. Thank goodness they gave up and went elsewhere. Too bad you didn't have your camera with you...that would be quite the sight to see the 4 of them. Good luck!
    Maura :)

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  21. Holy cow, good luck with those badgers. Be careful they have a nasty reputation!

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  22. You need to dress yourself and Constance up in a black and white costume (a panda perhaps) so you can blend in better. I can hear that badgers saying "get a load of those two". Or you could just borrow our Boris as he's black and white.

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  23. Strange to think badgers are a pest to your poultry and where I come from they're so shy, we creep around game parks looking for them! Hope you got 40 winks and feel better now, John. Have an early night tonight! Jo

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  24. Maybe a good deterrent would be heavily (John & Constance) scented clothing, strewn about?

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  25. I bet it's a mother and her 3 almost-grown offspring. The males don't stay with the family group. Do badgers climb? The problem with raccoons is they can climb any fence you can build, and they can also open simple latches. My chain link fence keeps out coyotes, wandering dogs, it might work with a bear (which we don't have - thank you God - but hawks and raccoons are still a threat. I'd hate to be a chicken, everything that eats meat loves chicken. I really admire your diligence in staying up to observe the badgers. I often tell myself I'm going to do something like that, then don't have the fortitude to see it through.

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  26. Wow! A badger! Great photo John. They sound like amazing creatures, I like your description of the leader.

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  27. I keep Roger Deakin in the loo..no wait.. I mean, I keep Roger Deakin's book Notes From Walnut Tree Farm in the loo. It's a good bathroom book as it is just his jottings and I can reread it over and over. Thought of you when rereading p. 168 "Mike has banned the badgers by pouring buckets of his own pee on their runs."
    That's all he says on it on that page, but thought, hey, you could get a bedside Johnny for those late night trips and give it a try!
    Have fun!
    meggs.

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