Update for Mrs Fickle

Mrs Fickle ( who is the American Mid Western (Minnesota ) version of Mrs Trellis from North Wales!) has dropped me an email wanting an update on the field animals. She says I have been a little neglectful on animal stories of late ( blame the royal wedding and my sister blog!)....so suitably chastised I will rectify the fact with an update.

playing "down" for the camera
Constance has a lame back leg. Its nothing serious, I think she has just pulled it jumping out of the car, but a little pain has transformed her from a fairly normal Bulldog into the biggest drama Queen this side of the Welsh Border!
For most of the day I can find her lying pathetically on her own sofa ( we have moved one of our couches from the living room and into the kitchen) and when approached she will groan loudly and offer her painful leg up for inspection and in a vain hope that she will  receive some gentle physiotherapy and nursey attention.
I have not seen such a good death bed scene since Margaret O Brien gasped her last in Little Women!

As for the field.....well in true Orwellian style, the power base out on the field has changed drastically since the selling of  Lizzy ( you may recall that she was the aggressive Bourbon turkey) Since she left for pastures new the three geese have taken over as the field bosses so to speak. The village children who come to collect eggs regularly do so a little more warily as Russell will be a touch more vociferous in his "defence" of Jo and Winnie....but so far the only extent of his aggression has been some over exuberant hissing.

The geese "patrolling" the field borders

The New Orpingtons
The New Orpingtons have settled in nicely, although I find it  strange that they are all singled out by Angostura the white Guinea Fowl for some consistent low level bullying. I now have a nice flock of 11 assorted buffs.
Ruth, the last ghost hen, spends the longer sunny days sunbathing  and resting. I watched her for a while this morning as she happily tucked in to bowl of corn and strange that it may sound, I did have a sudden rush of affection for this , the last survivor of the broiler runts that were delivered a year ago.
Perhaps it is a sign of the "small life" I now live, that a knackered old obese bird can have such an effect on me,, but affect me, she does. Ruth remains a kind of mascot for all of the thick-as-mince underdogs in this world.

Anyhow Mrs Fickle...there's a brief update for you.......I guess there is more to tell you,( William is on steroids for a skin allergy; Bunny the disabled hen died in her sleep the other night and Boris has been shagging the other turkeys like there is no tomorrow)...... but I need to get off to the doctors and have a million of one jobs to do in a "make hay-when-the-sun-shines" kind of way.........
It's a pity you live in St James ......we have an allotment open day on July 17th..with field tours, lashings of tea and homemade cakes.....you'd love it

25 comments:

  1. I wish I lived nearer. Did your card arrive? xx

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  2. yes diane.....didnt you get my comment!!?
    it was wonderfull!!!!!!!!!!!
    pride of place on the pin board
    x

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  3. I did smile when I read about Constance, our younger lurcher, Roobarb is like that. She has to have a "magic rub" then goes skipping off, her terrible injury and pain dissapeared LOL
    Constance sounds just adorable.

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  4. I don't know about the geese patrolling the field borders, they look as though they're erecting the fence.
    When I was young we had a dog who got lots of sympathy when she'd hurt her leg and then one day I noticed she was limping on the wrong leg! I think she was loving the attention so much.

    Happy belated birthday to Chris!

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  5. We had the same thing as mouse. Years ago we had a collie pup who sprained her paw. She would sit in front of us, hold her paw up and look pathetic until she got the expected "Poor puppy hurt her paw". Time went on, the hurt passed but not the drama. She continued to hold up her paw but forgot which one it was. So she would hold up her left paw and if that did not get the expected response she would quickly shift to the right one.

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  6. That is a very snuggle worthy photograph of Constance!!! xoxoxo

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  7. A very nice update. Hope the doctor fixes you up.

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  8. Hello John!
    Sorry to hear about Constance's back although she seems to be getting a bit of enjoyment out of all the attention. Funny how the 'pecking order' changes when one of the animals dies. Go Boris! Hope you're having a good day....
    Maura :)

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  9. Nice to hear you are off to the Doctor! The allotment is looking all lush and green. Good for Boris!

    Ah, Constance, she does break up the boredom doesn't she??? LOL! Her own couch in the kitchen? Luxury for your little princess! :-)

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  10. Characters all. :)
    Hope the rest of your day goes well, John!

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  11. Thanks all
    The GP was excellent, detailed and professional.... I have started inhalers and have been referred for chest xray and chest clinc....!

    Oh and I will be wearing a mask from now on when I clean out the coops!

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  12. I've just made my elderflower champagne. Thought you'd like to know!

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  13. cro,
    I would kill my own mother for a bottle!

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  14. I have known a few Constance's in my life, however, they were 2 legged.

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  15. As much as I love Margaret O'Brien (and I did meet her once many years ago) I think her death bed efforts were completely overshadowed by Claire Danes in the same role...

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  16. BelI couldnt compare constance to the lovely Claire Danes...that would be pushing things TOO far!!!!!

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  17. Constance has you wrapped around her puddgy little foot! But I can understand that. She is a great actress. Maybe she should be rewarded for her artistic efforts for the country and be called a "Dame" from now on. I'm sure she would wear the title well

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  18. Just applauding your decency in entering the bag giveaway on behalf of Tom. Only someone who loves animals as you do would have the insight to see that it's what's missing in his life.

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  19. Oh poor little Constance. If Bumble over exerts herself she will limp around like that. Constance needs a warm bath and a massage. Love the picture of her on the couch. I hope Boris makes it through to next season with all of his activity. Sounds like he may wear himself out.

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  20. Right - time for my award-winning chicken impersonation. Ahem. Ok, here goes:

    'Buck, buck, buck, buck... BAGURBUCK!!!'

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  21. Poor, poor Constance. ;-)

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  22. Constance reminded me of my old dog Vicar...now long gone...who broke a leg and would always lift up the affected member for attention until, with the onset if age, he forgot which leg it should be...so you got all four in succession.

    We had broiler birds too...and I think I was always so fond of them because I'd seen them learning to walk on grass, scratch up earth and catch insects.

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  23. LOL Constance knows a good gig when she has one!

    My other Boxer was like that. He hurt himself once and played it pretty much the same way.

    But after he was well, all you had to do was say in a oh my goodness voice... Major are you hurt, did you hurt your leg fella.. and he would go right back into the oh poor me look my leg is hurt and hold it up to you to rub ROFL ...

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  24. How can you NOT love Ruth, you big old softie! I love her and I've not even met her!! And Constance, oh, that tongue!

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  25. Anonymous4:29 am

    I love Ruth. Of all your fabulous menagerie she's dearest of my heart. (Actually, I loved all the ghost hens, but what was once evenly distributed among the flock is now all resting on her.) I don't know how much longer she has but you will let us know when she leaves, won't you? I'll want to say good-bye.
    Dia

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