"Plank" saves the day

"Plank" and her adopted baby
Yesterday I was going to drop the lone chick off to my friend Eirlys, who thought one of her broody bantams might take it over, but on reflection, I thought she had enough of her own problems to deal with as a fox had just broken into her barn and had massacred fifteen of her best laying hens.
The fox problem around the village seems to have heightened somewhat, and daily, villagers who have been walking their dogs have reported daylight sightings of foxes down the felin and Gypsy lane.
Hopefully some of these animals will be shot by local farmers, and I now realise that culling is necessary despite some of the bleatings from the liberal left who cry out that foxes are just doing what comes naturally.
Some locals rely on their animals to get by and big loses of stock are not only heart breaking, they can be financially crippling.
Anyhow enough already.
I still had the problem of the lonely chick to deal with, so after a bit of thinking I resorted to some basic psychology and hatched out an idea.
Like people, some animals are "thicker" than others, it's just a fact of life, and more often than not I have found that the denser the animal is, the more benign personality it possesses.So after scanning the stock I settled for a "thick as mince" buff orpington who I rather cruelly have nicknamed "plank"
Plank seems to understand just three things, ....food, water and bedtime and she is last to react in all three categories, I picked her up ( even this took a while to register) and sat her down in the shed next to the chick.
Nothing much happened at first.
Plank sat blinking  for a while , picked at a bit of corn on the floor then looked at the  jumping chick with a somewhat perplexed expression. The chick, (who had ten times the mental capacity) realised that all of her birthdays had come at once and dived headlong into plank's feathers like a mole burrowing underground,  and this is where  she has stayed for the duration.
A little victory...I am hoping!

34 comments:

  1. Great news John :) so sweet.

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  2. The chick should Thank Plank.

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  3. Oh I do hope so John. I tend to agree that chickens are a bit thick but maybe not as thick as we think.

    I agree also about foxes. I am thinking of getting some guinea fowl but as they roost in trees at night I am wondering if they will attract foxes to the farm and thus inadvertently to my chickens.

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  4. weaver...
    the foxes will be around already
    so I would get some guineas
    they are such good lookouts!

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  5. To name her "Plank"! You are an evil weavel after all! Hehe!

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  6. Fab about the chick's new surrogate mum. Maybe it'll kick start her into getting broody.

    I AM a liberal lefty, so I have mixed feelings about Mr Fox. Maybe if we didn't plough up or build on every square inch of land on this tiny island they'd have enough room to live and plenty of natural prey.

    I've beefed up my fencing somewhat lately in the hope that it'll keep unwanted visitors away (including the worst kind - people!).

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  7. chris
    I have said this before... but the odd free range hen snatch I will never complain about....a chicken in the grass...has the same chances as say a wild bird....

    but when 15 are killed in one go....well that levels the playing field somewhat in my opinion...

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  8. True. Prevention is better than cure though. I've dug my fences down into the ground and raised them eight foot with two rows of barbed wire topping that. Short of Mr Fox hiring a cherry picker of parachuting in I hope I've done enough to dissuade him.

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  9. I think thats great chris, you have a good system of protection. but I also understand farmers like my friend Eirlys who uses a different system...

    she had a daylight fox attack last year when a fox (covered in mange) chased her hens INTO her kitchen

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  10. Hope all goes well between Plank and the chick. :)

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  11. You know what I think.

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  12. Anonymous11:15 am

    Let's hope Plank has a small brain and a big heart. The little gaffer knew what to do. Head of the class.

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  13. Let's hope that Plank is thick enough to take on the 'mother' challenge.
    Bless 'er.
    Seems our Basil Brush is not as popular as he used to be, it's time to call out the hounds.
    ~Jo

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  14. What a lovely photograph! I think Plank is beautiful! Maybe you could call her Ermingard? Tee hee.

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  15. Amazing news! Some females are just natural mothers.

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  16. Good old Plank. Who thought up that name?
    Talking of names, Eirlys is a pretty name. how is it pronounced?

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  17. Even 'thick' mothers can be great moms. All the best to them.

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  18. I have always called her EAR LISS
    she has never corrected me!

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  19. Clever you and it seems to be working so a great result!

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  20. John, I loved reading this. Please keep us posted on the progress of Plank and her newfound baby!

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  21. Good old Plank! I hope she continues to allow the chick to hang with her and can mother her as she needs to.

    I don't believe in killing for killing's sake, but yes, 15 hens in a go? I'd be grabbing my gun, if i had one.

    This year, I've tried a benign system of keeping the deer out of my garden. We'll see how it works. A friend of mine, a hunter since since was a wee lass, thinks i ought to have saved the money for ammunition, as venison is good eats. I don't blame them for eating my garden last year; I didn't really secure it all that much.

    I agree with you, John, the odd hen taken is one thing, but a massacre is something else entirely.

    megan

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  22. Well, you could change her name from "plank" to Amy.
    There are indeed, some animals who are mentally retarded, bless.
    I will keep my fingers crossed for all of you!
    meggs.
    p.s. Have you seen Easy A?

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  23. Ah, John... Come now... Plank? Really? Maybe Plank is just more laid back than those other high strung hens! You know, she is the cool one in the bunch...

    Farmer

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  24. Sweet little story!! And you are quite the rascal... you are on to me BIG TIME (re the Stone post over on my blog....) xo

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  25. Really glad to hear this, John. Hope this bit of good luck continues. :)

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  26. It is good to have a home and a warm belly to snuggle up to.

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  27. I'm so glad all I have to deal with are raccoons and coyotes. Some northern Californians are starting to have problems with bears! Imagine trying to keep a brute like that out of a chicken pen. I heartily support wildlife and oppose building in their habitat, but now we're getting raccoons where they haven't been for more than 60 years, and in huge numbers. I think people used to shoot them and eat them. Either that or the wildlife rehabbers are releasing them here. Someone needs to invent really effective predator repellent.

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  28. Awww...Plank is a sweetheart. Love the photo!

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  29. I hope they bond well, and maybe Plank will surprise you. Smart Chick!

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  30. I'm late to the party - your post suggests 'alls well that ends well' - hopefully it will be so.

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  31. Anonymous7:34 pm

    Hey some of us mothers are just a little denser than others! Love that chick peeking out from under "Plank"! I think if Plank hasn't picked the chick to death everything should be OK! Can't beat a guinea for warning you when anything moves...even a bug!

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  32. Good thinking John! I hope as you're reading this, Plank and the chick continue to do well!!

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  33. Anonymous8:21 pm

    Hey John! Well, I'm so far after the fact now I'm wondering if you would mind posting an update? Did Plank's mothering instinct prove stronger than her intellectual capacity? Is the lone chick surviving? Thriving even?
    And I completely understand the impulse to both protect and impale our wild brethren. My personal bane is the *%#@!! yet totally adorable squirrel (rodent) squirrel (garden rat) squirrel (vile and filthy vermin) squirrel. :-)

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